Yay! first chapter!

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The blonde chef quickly wiped away the sweat from his forehead. He grabbed tray after tray of his delicious creations an placed them on the large table. Sanji rushed because it was almost time for dinner and if there wasn't any food ready who knows what would happen once a certain straw hat captain came, ready to eat the nearest thing in sight. Finally he was finished preparing the meal and was about to call everyone in when suddenly a pair of stretched arms went past him and Luffy came crashing into the kitchen shouting.

"Foooooood!!" Sanji ignored the over excited captain and walked out of the kitchen to the upper deck.

" Oi, dinner's ready." he yelled to Zoro, Usopp, and Chopper lazily before waving his arms like a love struck idiot and shouting " Nami-swaaan! Robin-chwaaan!" the love cook called as he defied gravity and floated down the stairs to his beloved female nakama. " I hope you enjoy the special meal I've created to express my undying love to you." he said switching between women. Sanji had hearts for eyes as Nami and Robin went up the stairs to the kitchen and he soon followed.

"Thank you, Mr. Cook." Nico Robin said with a small smile as usual and went into the kitchen behind Nami. Sanji followed them with that hopeless romantic grin of his. He entered the kitchen to see a not so surprising disaster before him. Meat bones flying across the room, along with other bits and pieces of food. Luffy looked up at Sanji as he stuffed his face with meat.

" This is amazing Sanji!" was the translated version of what Luffy was trying to say before the rubber man returned to his meat. The cook smiled as Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper ate nonstop and Zoro sat in the corner with his usual bottled of sake. He was quick like a blur as he returned to his lady friends at the other side of the table.

" I'm so sorry for the wait ladies." he said as he put two specially made plates in front of them. "Here you are my beauties of the sea." he exaggerated with a cheesy grin. They both thanked him, but were shocked when one of Sanji's cooking utensils , which happened to be a big wooden spoon was slammed down on something in between them.

" Ow ow ow ow ow!!" Luffy cried shaking the hand that was just so violently smacked.

" Keep your stretchy arms away from Nami-swan's food . I made it especially for her with love the intensity of one thousand- No, ten thousand suns! You have no right to touch it considering how much I let you eat and-" The chef's rant was interrupted by a cranky voice.

" Would you shut up?…Your constant swooning over woman and complaining is giving me a headache.." Everyone looking over to see the green haired swordsman finishing off the bottle of sake and setting it down. " I know it's hard, but could you try being quiet for five minutes Shit Cook?" he asked before looking up and giving Sanji an annoyed glare.

"What did you say Marimo!?" Sanji yelled at the man. Was Zoro asking to get kicked in the face? The other green haired man closed his eyes and folded his arms.

"..Guess not.." he sighed before attempting to take a nap. This attempt was stopped by a foot kicking the wall right next to Zoro's head. The sleepy male looked at the foot and lazily up at the person it was attached to. "What..?" he asked.

" You got a problem with the way I treat women? I treat them like precious jewels worth more than anything in this world, the way they should be treated and it annoys you!?" The cook snapped. He had just about enough of being lectured by a man who does nothing but drink and sculpt his body all day long, with no respect for anything. Zoro scratched the back of his head and slowly stood up.

"No...you treat women like the shiny new toy that everyone wants, but you can never get.." the swordsman smirked knowing he just hit a nerve when he saw the cook's eye twitch. Sanji was surprised. He was totally pissed off, but still surprised. Usually they would just throw simple insults at each other and fight, but today was different. Today Zoro was actually trying to get inside his head.

"What the hell's going on?" Sanji thought. Forgetting his foot was still against the wall Sanji let it down slowly. "What are you getting at Marimo…?" the blonde cook finally asked after a period of awkward silence. Everyone else had stopped eating to watch the strange fight and were all staring quietly. The swordsman stared straight at Sanji and then folded his arms over his white cloth covered chest.

" I'm saying…you've probably never even been with a woman because your so desperate.." Zoro explained. Usopp who had been taking a sip of his drink suddenly spit it out and started to choke. Chopper was patting his back and Luffy sat there like a clueless idiot while the girls watched with surprised looks. Sanji stared wide-eyed at the green haired man in complete shock, his mouth partially open and arms straight at his sides. Once the cook recovered from the shock of Zoro's speech he felt anger rush through him. He gripped his hands into fists and bit his lip in order not to yell the foulest words he knew straight at the swordsman's face.

"You bastard…" the cook said under his breath before completely catching Zoro off guard. Suddenly, Sanji did something he usually never did and punched Zoro right in the face. Everyone gasped except Zoro who was too busy keeping himself from falling back against the wall and onto the floor. He steadied himself then spit a tiny bit of blood out of his mouth onto the floor beside Sanji.

"Thought so…" Zoro smirked, but was suddenly hit with another punch and stumbled back against the wall. Sanji's anger got the best of him today and he regretted it. The blonde chef shoved his hands in his pocket and headed for the door. He need to cool off before he completely blew up in front of everyone.

"Fucking Marimo" he cursed quietly as he left the kitchen. The two stubborn men had created quite a scene, but it wasn't long before the others returned to there usual goofing off and excitement in the kitchen. Sanji had left to the complete opposite side of the ship. He thought the night air would do him good and Zoro had left the kitchen and was standing right outside with the same idea. "That idiot, how could he embarrass me like that in front of Nami-swan and Robin-chwan" Sanji pouted in embarrassment as he watched the nearly full moon light up the night sky. The truth was that everything Zoro had said was true. Well, the part about him never being with a woman before at least. "I don't treat woman like toys…" the blonde thought, but then the flashbacks started. Flashbacks of him chasing around women, following them like a drooling dog, and not to mention when he got Nami and Vivi to wear the dancers outfits. "Okay that I couldn't resist…Wait no, no way that stupid Marimo was right about me. Sanji Black is a gentleman if nothing else!" he thought to himself with a positive attitude and a proud smile on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" Zoro said walking up behind the cook as if right on cue. Sanji's head snapped around to glare at the swordsman and looked at the other man's bottom lip which had a nice big cut in it. Sanji smirked and sat down with his back against the wall, looking back up to the sky.

"Come back for more Asshole?" he said in a cocky tone as he pulled out a cigarette and placed it between his lips. The blonde lit it and took a drag from the thin stick before slowly blowing out the smoke. Zoro stood beside the cook and looked up at the sky as well, enjoying the night air.

"No…It's too noisy in there with Luffy and the others...and this is my spot." he said leaning against the wall, his eyes not looking away from the calming glow of the moon. Sanji looked at the man beside him as he took another drag of his cigarette.

"Fine I'll leave.." he said as he blew out the smoke and started to get up. Zoro leaned his head back and closed his eyes.

"Nah, it's fine…it's not like that's the only spot on this ship…just has a nice view." the green haired swordsman nodded towards the sky. Sanji nodded in agreement even though Zoro couldn't see it with his eyes closed. The two men stayed silent for a long time. Just because he wasn't yelling didn't mean Sanji wasn't still pissed at the shitty swordsman.

" What the hell was wrong with you back there? Were you trying to embarrass me?…well, more so than usual?" the love cook asked with a slightly annoyed tone in his voice, but was trying to control it. The green haired man opened his eyes and looked away as if in deep thought, but just looked back at him and smirked.

"Maybe,…but mainly you were just annoying me Shit Cook.." the swordsman said, answering seriously with the last part. Sanji gave the Marimo a slightly confused look after the irritated twitch.

"How did I annoy you? I was acting the same as I usually do." the blonde male asked taking the cigarette from his mouth and flicking some of the ash off. Zoro shrugged lazily and sighed.

"I don't know. I was trying to ignore you like I usually do, but it didn't work today…" he said still not looking at blonde. Sanji rolled his eyes when Zoro mimicked his sentence. He took a drag once more from the cigarette and blew out the smoke into the sky. I was kind of calm until the stupid swordsman spoke again. "So I was right wasn't I?" he asked with a sly smirk. Sanji's eyebrow twitched multiple times as he took another long drag to calm his nerves and blew the smoke out of his nostrils.

"Shut up Marimo." he spat, but glanced up to see the look of victory on the swordsman's face. "..Lucky guess is all...I'm saving it for someone special.." Sanji said figuring that was the best way to get Zoro off his back, but it didn't help.

"Or someone who will actually say yes.." the green haired male said calmly. The cook didn't reply. It was true that he had been rejected before. He had asked quite a few woman as a matter of fact, but they all shot him down. Each one saying that they needed someone more mature and that only had eyes for them, but Sanji was a flirt and no woman could change that. Zoro looked at Sanji's face and could tell something was on his mind.

"..Someone will eventually say yes though…I feel sorry for em'…" the green haired man said then smirked. Sanji looked up, a little surprise showing through his expression before he turned back to his 'Annoyed with Zoro' self. He blew out the last of his cigarette smoke and tossed the butt into the water. Then he pulled out yet another one and put it in his mouth.

"So, what are you gonna do to make up for the embarrassment you put me through tonight?" Sanji smirked starting to pull out his lighter and light the cigarette.

"Well,…" Zoro thought, actually taking Sanji seriously. "You're not experienced with being with women right?" Sanji nodded fiddling with the stupid lighter.

"Thanks for reminding me.." he said sarcastically. Zoro pushed himself off the wall and turned to face the currently 'irritated with his lighter' love cook and shrugged.

"Then I'll help you…" the swordsman said nonchalantly as Sanji finally got his lighter to work. The cook had not been paying attention and looked up.

"What..?" he asked not hearing Zoro the first time, a freshly lit cigarette in between his lips.

"I said, since you're not experienced with being with women I'll help you.." the swordsman repeated. As soon as the blonde heard what Zoro said his mouth dropped open slightly out of shock and the cigarette fell out of his mouth and onto the deck. There was a long silence before Sanji spoke again, but when he did you could practically hear it for miles.

"HELP ME HOW!!?"

TBC…