A/N: This is set before Jack and Ianto were even going out during the series. I hated CoE so… I've decided that I'll make Torchwood my way (I.e. Janto-filled)
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Stupid, stupid, stupid Ianto thought to himself, feeling the blood rush to his face as he uttered something inaudible.
"Cheat! Not an acceptable answer! This is Truth or Dare… not 'Mumble-something-quietly-to-get-them-off-my-back or Humiliate myself!'" Jack smirked at him, twisting slightly in his chair with his legs on his desk
"Well, why should he tell you about that!?" Toshiko giggled, feeling Ianto's embarrassment
"The size of his… y'know just so happens to be an interesting subject!" Jack was grinning broadly, his cheeks were tinted slightly pink, yet they went unnoticed due to Ianto being crimson.
"No, it's not!" Owen protested
Jack shrugged, "How about a different question then, Yan?"
"I-I… can I go home?" Ianto seemed desperate and looked so totally embarrassed Jack gave him a quick hug and let him leave.
"Hey, Rhi." Ianto sighed into the phone
"Hi, Yan! What's wrong?" Rhiannon was all but reluctant to hear Ianto's problems, she loved her brother and did - in fact - find his life interesting, "Was it that Jack bloke?"
"Yeah… we were playing Truth or Dare. The question he asked me drove me wild - I very nearly told him that I l-l…" Ianto cut himself off and sighed
"Oh, Ianto! What did he ask?"
"I don't think I should be discussing that with my sister - thank you very much!"
"You can tell me anything. You know that, Yan!"
"Fine!" Ianto took a deep breath "He asked me how big my… y'know was… except he wasn't so modest!" Ianto could hear Rhiannon splutter with laughter
"And you told him!?"
"No! I told him… I said… All I said was 'You'll have to see for yourself' and I don't know why I said it!"
"You actually said that?" Rhiannon paused "Oh my God. Yan, isn't it about time you told him?"
"Okay… I'll tell him tomorrow. I love you. Bye!" Ianto hung up and tried to sleep and dream about Jack…
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"D'ya think he's alright? That was a little mean." Gwen was smiling, even though she thought it was harsh on Ianto to embarrass him so publicly.
"He'll be fine. He always is!" Owen was still spluttering with laughter
"I feel terrible." Tosh nodded at Gwen. Jack wasn't talking and his facial expression was constantly changing.
"You okay, Jack?" Gwen smiled at him
"I don't know… I don't know why I had to ask that. Do you think he knows… I mean thinks… I, uh, have a teeny-tiny crush on him?" Jack was looking at the floor
"You what!?" Owen spat out his coffee
"Are you sure, Jack?" Gwen lightly touched his shoulder
"Yes, I'm sure!" Jack snapped. "I…"
"You need to tell him." Tosh stood up.
"You can all go home… I've got it covered." Jack nodded.
Once they had left both Jack and Ianto could not sleep with the thoughts of the other man running through there head.