IDIOTS "R" US

It was a glorious morning in Tokyo and Matsuda was stood outside the Yagami house. The sunlight glinted in the windows and Matsuda raised a hand to knock on the door, a large blue envelope under his arm titled "To Light, from Ryuzaki".

Misa greeted him at the door, her long ponytails swinging as she beamed to the visiting detective. "Matsui!"

Matsuda groaned. "Heya Misa," he sighed. "Have you seen Light?"

Misa nodded excitedly, "He's upstairs in his room."

Matsuda chewed his lip nervously and said, "No, I don't want to disturb him…"

Misa grabbed his arm and pulled him into the house with superhuman strength. Or Matsuda was just a wimp. "Don't worry about it! He won't care!"

***

Misa opened the looming white door to her boyfriend's room. Light was hunched over a black notebook, scribbling frantically.

"Aww," she cooed, "Playing with his death note, plotting like a little angel…"
Matsuda backed out of the house.

"Hmm," he thought. "That was weird… Wait, is that normal? I'll call the suicide hotline and ask."

NOTES: I like comedy. YOU probably don't get it, you and your small brains.