Well, this is a little bit like a self insert for Animal Crossing: Wild World. Please don't sue me if you happened to have the same idea. I know a lot of people have done this, but I'm flat out of ideas, and I'm bored out of my mind. Cut me some slack, will ya? Thanks. Also, it's written in script form, so everything in italics is what is happening, and then the dialogue is pretty simple. Anything inside parentheses are thoughts.
Jacy reluctantly got into the cab, not sure if this is what she wanted to do. But after a few short seconds of thinking, she pulled herself together and stepped inside, slamming the car door behind her.
Kapp'n: Welcome aboard!
Jacy: Uh, hi?
Kapp'n: Clear somethin' up fer me, will ya? Today be July 26th, 2009, and the time o' day be 3:33 pm, right?
Jacy: Um, yeah I think so. (Why doesn't this guy know the time? And what is up with his head? It's like a giant balloon or something!)
Kapp'n: Thank ye. I don't trust this here clock...I oughta send it to sleep with the fishies! Speakin' o' fishies, they could swim in this road...This rain be merciless!
Jacy: Yeah, sure, whatever... (How does he walk with that head? Is this guy even human?! I think he's a frog. Or a turtle. Oh, maybe he's a...frotle....)
She wasn't really paying any attention to what the driver was saying. She was too busy trying to figure out why she was being driving to Gembrook by a frotle with a huge head.
Kapp'n: Well, 'tis a cryin' shame, considerin' ye came all the way out here...
Jacy: (Well, it wasn't raining when I got in the car, so I don't-?)
Kapp'n: Gar, now wait a moment, ye wee snappin' turtle.
Jacy: (What did he call me?)
Kapp'n: I never got yer name!
Jacy: (No duh.) Jacy.
Kapp'n: Yar...Jacy, is it?
Jacy: (That's what I said, fat head)
Kapp'n: So, fond o' the name Jacy, are ye?
Jacy: (Well, it's my name, so-?) Yeah, it's cute.
Kapp'n: Yar, yar, that be a fine name, pure an' true. It's the perfect name fer a perfect young lass. Young Miss Jacy...
Jacy: (What the hell!?) Umm, thanks?
Kapp'n: Oh, nar, how embarassin'...I forgot to ask ye! ...Whar ye be wishin' to go?
Jacy: (But, we've been in the cab for about 20 minutes...HAVE WE BEEN GOING IN CIRCLES?!?) Huh?
Kapp'n: Yar har har HAR har har! Just a joke, ye barnacle!
Jacy: (I didn't think it was that funny...)
Kapp'n: Gembrook, right?
Jacy: (You mean you still don't know!?) Uhh, yeah.
Kapp'n: So, Jacy...What're you plannin' on doin' in Gembrook? Ye learnin' the ins an' outs o' interior decorating?
Jacy: (What the hell that that mean?) Well, I moving in, so...
Kapp'n: Headin' out on yer own, eh... Yar, Jacy, ye got some spine on ye!
Jacy: (What, should I be afraid of this town or something!?)
Kapp'n: But...yer young an' hip-like!
Jacy: (...Was that an insult?)
Kapp'n: Fer ye to choose to live in Gembrook...Don't get me wrong, it's got its good points, but on the whole, it's sorta quiet.
Jacy: (And?)
Kapp'n: So, what is it about ol' Gembrook that convinced ye to move?
Jacy: (I've never been there before, dumb-ass!) Umm...the museum?
Kapp'n: Yar, yar, I see, missy. Ye ladies got a refrechin' way o' lookin' at life!
Jacy: Umm, ok?
Kapp'n: ...Listen, not to change the subject or anythin', Jacy, but...Ye look like ye been livin' the cushy life up to now.
Jacy: (Excuse me?!)
Kapp'n: Not to be blunt but...Do ye have enough cash to get started here?
Jacy: (Well, I didn't think it was such an upper-class neighborhood.) Umm, maybe?
Kapp'n: Nar, don't ye worry, now. If yer haven't the coin, ye just owe me a dinner. A romantic one! Yar HAR!
Jacy: (PERVERT! Why won't this door open?!)
Kapp'n: ...Well,would ye looky there! We're almost at yer town! Gembrook, ho!
Jacy: (Finally!)
Kapp'n: Well, me dear, Jacy...I know it's heartbreakin', but...
Jacy: (...Get me out! NOW!)
Kapp'n: Nar, nar, nar! NAR, says I! I won't say farewell! 'Tis too painful!
Jacy: (So, you're not gonna let me out?!)
Kapp'n: Nar...At least the rain is lettin up...
The cab pulls up infront of the Town Hall. Jacy is happy to be out, but a few changes have gone through...
Jacy: (WHAT THE HELL!?! MY HAIR IS PINK!!)
Kapp'n: Yo ho ho, me hearty! We've come ashore!
Jacy: (WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR, YOU PERVERTED FROTLE!?!)
Jacy made sure to keep her panic closed within her thoughts, lest she cause a scene.
Kapp'n: Here it is, Jacy! Yer fair an' blessed kingdom...Gembrook!
Jacy: Uh, yeah, great. (I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, KAPP'N!!)
Kapp'n: If ye got any questions, ye should head over to the town hall. They'll help ye.
Jacy: (So they'll know where you live? Excellent...)
Kapp'n: Yar, time to part, milady...Farewell, Jacy!
The cab took off over the horizon, and Jacy made her way inside the town hall.
Well, there you have it! The first chapter is finished. If ya wanna know what happens next, I suggest you review. Then, I will post the continuation. Thank you!