Yes I'm finally back~! It's been a while, I've been pretty busy lately... I think the people who are reading my FF7 stories are going to murder me soon v.v But I can't help that I've lost the fanfiction touch. You can blame Allen and friends, they've had me rping Gundam 00 for the last like... You know... I can't remember...

Anyway, that's my little life update, and as for the speed that these chapters come out, I have no clue... I might be a bit busy... We'll see what happens!

"Did you find him?" The voice that had spoken was low and velvety, it would have been hard to distinguish it from male or female. There was a rustle of clothing on the floor witch was possibly stone... The person was walking in circles, perhaps circling unseen pray.

"Yes master, but he seems to have others with him..." This voice that spoke was gruffer and obviously male, the voice continued. "You don't think that he Could have learned how to make your most finest creations do you?"

The first voice laughed and it became clear that it belonged to a female. "Of course not, he had not the brains to be able to use such a level of necromancy." The women stopped pacing, the echo of her foot falls fell silent. "They must have found a way to create others... Even though I thought I removed that little trick from the species. Alright... Go and bring my pet to me."

"Yes master. Did you want me to bring the others with him?"

"Of course... I could always do with more pets."

"Liiiiiinnnkkk!" Said Link slowly open one blue eye and stared up at the ceiling. Noting that it was currently bright out (And probably early) he grabbed the nearest pillow and threw it over his face blocking out every bit of light.

"Come on Linky! It's like... one O'clock in the afternoon!" An unidentified weight soon found it's self on top of him, almost smothering him.

"Kai, if you knew how to tell time, I might believe you..." Link rolled over pinning Kai under him. He mumbled and leaned down to nibble one of Kai's pointed ears.

"Come on hunny! You know what day it is!" The answering grumble confirmed Kai's question and he giggled, petting the hero's fluffy blond hair.

"Kai, I already told you that I don't want to go to this festival." He quickly captured the shadow's lips in an attempt to change the subject.

Kai pushed him away and wiped his mouth off smirking. "Don't even think about trying to distract me... As much as I wouldn't mind it..." He grabbed a hold of Link's arm and flipped them around, then stood and dragged him off the bed.

Link hit the floor with a nice thump a laid there, refusing to move. "I'm not going Kai, so just forget it…"

Kai shrugged. "Fine, I'll go by myself and people will think that I'm the hero and start chasing after me! And then with my luck I'll end up falling off the side of a canyon or something…." He stood over Link and made his most devastating pouting face. "Is that what you want to happen to me?"

Link, growling like a possessed wolfo, stood and picked up his tunic off the floor where it had been thrown the previous night, and quickly got dressed. "You owe me for this one. You know I can't stand this anniversary…"

Kai tackled glomped him. "But we must please the fan girls! And besides… Who doesn't want to rub it in Ganny's face? The fact that you kicked his ass on this day."

Link now fully dressed, picked up his sword which was laying on the dresser and walked out of the room, his puppy hot on his trail. "I still say that fan girls are more scary then Ganondorf will ever be." He whistled Epona's song, and she neighed back to him in greeting, trotting over to him happily.

"Damn crooked… Wait! What if Ganondorf was dressed up as a fan girl?"

Both men were silent for a moment before a cold wind swept passed them making them shiver violently.

Link mounted Epona while shaking his head. "Well… Now that half my brain is brunt out from current images going through my mind…"

Kai jumped up on the horse behind him snickering. "For some reason, I can so picture it!" He swiped Link's green hat off his head quickly and hid it behind his back.

"Kai! Stop stealing my hat!" Link turned and began wrestling the shadow.

"But it's ugly! It makes you look like Peter Pan!" Link managed to take the hat back from him and place it back on his head. Kai pouted again. "I still say you should loose the hat…"

Link ignored him and steered Epona towards Lon Lon Ranch.

Kai poked him in the back. "Are you gonna teach me how to fly?"

Still no answer.

"Some Peter Pan you are…"

"Benhail! Hey…" Poke. "Benhail! Wake up you lazy bastard!" Poke again.

"If he wants to be lazy let him, I can't stand him when he's awake anyway…"

"Oh shut up bitch! No one asked you anything!"

"Go eat a baby! Red headed bastard!"

"Alright children."

"Shut up old man!"

"Cant anyone get any sleep around here…?"

Ryuk stopped his yelling match with Kaichou and tackled the half awake Shigen. "You bastard! Are you death? You should have been awake years ago!" He started shaking the half asleep Shigen. "Our kind doesn't even need to sleep! Let alone with something like that!" Ryuk pointed an accusing finger at the inanimate object and growled.

Shigen quickly grabbed his blanket and hugged it close to himself. "I like blankets… And this one reminds me of my old one…"

Kai snorted. "Yep, now we know for sure that our leader went out into the desert and got his brain fried!"

Kyoukan tapped her on the head lightly. "Now that's not nice, our leader has just acquired new tastes… Strange new tastes I might add, but it's all the same."

Shigen pulled Ryuk off him and placed him on the floor beside his bed. "Can some one light a torch or something…?" He ignored the weird looks they gave him. "And I must ask… Why was it so important that I wake up…?"

Ryuk began pulling at his hair. "You know, it's no wonder the others left us! You're driving me insane!" He stood and started shaking Shigen by the shoulders again. "You have to wake up because there's a rumor going around the human village that the hero of time will be attending the festival in Lon Lon tonight! And we should go! I've always wanted to see what he looks like!"

Shigen detached Ryuk from himself. "I highly doubt Link will attend something like that…" Bad things happen when that guy gets drunk…

"And why do you always talk like you know him?" Kai gave Shigen a good whack upside the head. "We really need to get you checked out. It's been 2 years since you came back to us, and still you haven't reverted to your usual emotionally stunned self."

Shigen shrugged and dived back under the blankets. "I'm not going…"

Both Kai and Ryuk grabbed a hold of the blanket and tugged. "Like hell you're not!"

Kyou inched his way slowly out of the temple and stood beside Plash who was grazing on a patch of green grass. "Maybe I should've left with the others…"

Plash nodded his head in agreement.

Short first chapter eh? Well guess what! That's all you're getting!

xD

Don't worry, they'll get longer...

And if you're wondering… They live in the first room of the shadow temple… The one with all the torches and stuff?

I hope you all find this O.o And give me a shout so I can see how many people are gonna read this, might influence my up dating speed hehe~ A 'yo' will suffice!