Welcome to the Ouran high school host club web page! Where all of our fine hosts are here to answer your' questions truthfully, and to our best ability. ENJOY!!!
Website, and chat names managed, and created by Kyoya Ohtori.
Chat names:
The idiot prince: Tamaki
Audacious commoner: Haruhi
Silent stoic: Mori- senpai
Lolita doll: Honey- senpai
The shadow king: Kyoya
Twinlove1: Kaoru
Twinlove2: Hikaru
Me: Okay so I, strawberrypandalove have blackmailed the shadow king, Kyoya Ohtori into creating this beautiful web page where all of the hosts WILL answer your' questions. You may ask me how I know they are telling the truth, well lets just say that I know without a doubt that they are telling the truth, and you, my fellow readers, and authors have not a thing to worry about, Kay'!
Lolita doll: I love my name, and strawberrypandaloves' name is sooo Kawai!!! (Hearts)
Silent Stoic: …
The shadow king: I can't believe I was blackmailed.
Me: why thank you Honey senpai, and believe It Kyoya, because it happened. :P
Twinlove 1 and 2: Why do we have to do this again?
Me: Because if you don't, I will give you that punishment that we talked about earlier, remember? Oh, except for you Kaoru, because I love you!!!
Twinlove2: well that sucks, how come you get to be the favorite Kaoru?
Twinlove1: o.o she said she loved me…
Audacious commoner: Why was I dragged here?
Me: Oh, Haruhi, actually I feel very sorry for you, but I don't think that Tamaki would like it much if you left.
The idiot prince: Whaaat? Haruhi you can't leave!! Don't leave me here with this mad woman!!! She enjoys torturing me, you should see it. Please don't leave meeee! T.T
Audacious Commoner: Senpai, you wouldn't be alone. You have the whole rest of the host club, also whatever she does to you, you probably deserved it.
The idiot prince: What? You think I deserve punishment?! Haruhi you're so mean to meee! (Sulks in emo corner)
Me: Okay, let's get back to the main plot! The rules are…
#1 you have to tell the whole truth at all times, or you will be punished.
#2 you have to do what I say. (You don't want to know what happens if this rule is broken.
#3 have fun!!! XD
Oh, and romantic questions, and questions about the boys sexuality are ENCOURAGED!
Everyone: WHAT?!?!
Me: Any questions?
Twinlove2: I have a ques…
Me: No questions, okay then!
Twinlove2: she cut me off Kaoru.
Twinlove1: evil O.o
Me: Kaoruuuuuu!!!! Don't call me evil. I would never do anything to hurt YoU.
Twinlove 1 and 2: Key word there is you.
Me: (sulks) Kaoru please don't be mad at me. (Whimper)
Twinlove1: (tears welling in eyes) awww I could never be mad at someone who loves me so much!
Me: Yay!
Lolita doll: awww that's so sweet you guys!
Silent stoic: yeah
The shadow king and Twinlove2: gag
The idiot prince: Well, well, well I think I see the budding of a beautiful romance here.
Twinlove1: What?! No, I love Hikaru. (Blush)
Me: (Glares at Hikaru)
Twinlove2: (Smirks)
Audacious commoner: Can we get back to reality, and wrap this thing up, so I can go home already?
Me: Yes of course. Well my lovely viewers please review your' questions to me, and let me know what you think of Kyoyas' wonderful web sight. Remember I can only have a second chapter if you give me lots of questions! I'm shooting for at least five, so can you help me succeed my goal? I hope so… (For the sake of my sanity, and Tamakis' life) Bye!
Twinlove2: See ya next time! (Waves)
Twinlove1: Bye!
Audacious commoner: Whatever.
The idiot prince: I hope all of the beautiful maidens have questions to ask their gallant prince!!! (Waves frantically)
The shadow king: Goodbye, and please return to the host clubs website. We also have tons of online host club merchandise for sale! (Invisible merchandise)
Silent stoic: … (Waves silently)
Lolita doll: Bye everybody!!! (Hugs)
Me: Wait!!! We already have one question! It's for Mori senpai.
Silent Stoic: Ah?
Me: Mori senpai, what kind of underwear are you wearing right now?!
Silent Stoic: AH?!?!
Lolita doll: Does he have to tell?
Me: Yes he does.
Lolita doll: Come on Takashi, be brave!
Silent stoic: … red boxers.
Everyone: O.O
Me: Okay then, what material?
Silent stoic: … silk
Everyone including me: o.O
Me: Okay then… Bye!!!