A/N: Haha... I had to. I'll do a request to anybody who guesses what game it is!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers. Nor do I own the mystery game that has been used for sexual jokes and kissing scenes. I own my own copy of the game. ... Though I will never look at it the same again... XD

What's the Point?

Jetfire may still be new to Earth, they all were, but that didn't give Optimus the right to laugh at him in his face. Especially since he still didn't know the point of this game.

Maybe we should start from the beginning?

Five Hours Ago

Jetfire had walked innocently into the Rec Room. He had heard Hot Shot and Red Alert laughing together. It's no surprise to hear Hot Shot laughing. Red Alert laughing? Not uncommon, but not common either. Them laughing together? It's never been heard of unless you tickle both of their sides at the same time. So, to investigate, Jetfire entered the Rec Room. He had not been expecting to see Scavenger and Hoist have their limbs tangled up together and their faceplates so close that it looked like they were kissing, while standing on a multi-colored pad.

Nope, wait. They were kissing.

Five Minutes Later

Yes. That's what happened. Jetfire walked in, saw them, and his logic center short-circuited. It took him a minute to reboot, and another three for him to try to get somebody to tell him what the hell was going on.

"It's a game." The kids had said, grinning.

"What kind of game has Scavenger and Hoist kissing? Plus, they look like they're trying to have a really uncomfortable interface session." Jetfire blinked his golden optics in confusion.

"Jetfire!" Nearly all the Autobots shouted. Nearly all, because Scavenger and Hoist were still, you know, kissing.

"What's interfacing?" Rad asked.

"We'll explain when you're older." Optimus sighed.

"Okay, seriously, what's the point of this... game?" Jetfire frowned.

"It's to see who's more flexible." Alexis said.

"Flexible for what? Sex?" Sideswipe asked, also a bit confused.

"EW! No!" The kids made gagging noises.

"I play this game with my parents dude!" Carlos exclaimed.

"I play it with Rad! That's gross Sideswipe!" Billy shouted.

"So what's the point?" Jetfire asked.

"Just to see who's more flexible. It's for fun." Red Alert said.

"And I was going to play with Hoist next, but I don't think those two are getting up anytime soon..." Hot Shot said, bending over to the right to try to see the two kissing mechs from a different angle.

"I think we should just walk away." Optimus said wisely. The group separated.

A Minute Ago

Jetfire wandered into the Rec Room, seeing it empty, save for the colored pad.

"Want to play?" A voice behind him asked. Jetfire yelped and turned around, seeing Optimus. The mech laughed at him.

Now

How Jetfire let Optimus talk him into playing, he couldn't recall. All he knew was that both of them were tangled up, Leader-One spinning the color square with all the colors and such. They were face-to-face, and in a similar position that Scavenger and Hoist had been in a few hours prior.

"So... What's the Point again?" Jetfire asked. Optimus sighed.

"Jetfire... The point is..." Optimus trailed off. Jetfire was going to say something when Optimus placed his lips on his. Startled, Jetfire collapsed, optics wide and dazed. Optimus laughed.

"The point is to not fall down."