Emmett why are you so stupid!?

Between Eclipse and BD

Disclaimer:

I don't own Twilight,Just the plot!

Ch.1 The Pet Shack pt.1

BPOV

Great! Everyone was hunting! I am left being babysat by Emmett and Jasper! Who knows what will happen! I walked over to Em.

''Hey bella lets go to the pet store!"Em yelled.

"Why?"I asked confused.

"I wanna get a turtle,hamster or gerbil,3 fish.2 dogs,4cat or kitties,1 snake,3 parrots,and a lizard!!!"Emmett listed off most of the animals in a pet store.

"Why do you want them?"I asked afraid of the answer.

"So i can open a pet shack!" He said in a "duh" voice.

"And you want to a open a pet shack because...?"

"I want to!"

"Okay but i am not touching the snake!" I said,I was scared of them(AN: I HATE snakes! i faint at the sight of them!).

~~~~~AT THE PET STORE~~~~~~~~

"Hello welcome to The Pet Shop(AN: its 4 in the mournig! give me a break!) How can i help you?" a saleman asked.

"We need...*insert animals list above*...and cage and food and bed and everything they may need!" Emmett said.

"Ummm....okay?'' th esalesperson was as confused as i was.

20 mins later everything was packed into a rented truck. the animals cost like 10,000(AN:IDK)!! Emmett drove to the mall.

"I already have they shack place ready,Jazz is there!" We enters the mall animals in tow.

10 mins later Emmett,Bella,and Jaspers Crazy Critters was open for business.

"Hey Bella..."Jazz whispered.

"Yea?"

"Wanna make a bet?"

"Sure!"

"Okay i bet you fifty bucks that Emmett won't sell anything"Jasper said.

"Ok I bet you fifty buck he will sell at least 2 things!"I said,Em had to sell something rite?

We shook hands.

Then I stood at the register.

"Hey Jazz where si Em?" I asked.

"IDK...you go look."

I left the shop and started through the mall.

I was about to go back when I found him! He was in Build-A-Bear workshop! I took out my camera phone an dsnapped a pix! He was holding a freshly stuffed kitty. I walked in.

"Umm...Em? Why are you holding a stuffed cat?"

"I want to! Im naming it Swimmy!"

"Isn't that a fish name?"

"Or Bedwerido!"

"go w swimmy!"

15 mins later i was draging Em back into the store. He spent 10 mins on clothes!

"Jasper I found him in Build-A-Bear!"

The next few hours went by good,we sold 10 things!I won the bet!

"Hey how bout Truth or Dare?" Em asked.

"Okay"Jazz and I agreed!

"Bella ToD?"Em asked.

"Truth?"

"Have you ever thought innapproprite thing about eddie?"She turned bright red.

"Yes"

JPOV

"Jasper Truth or Dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to go up to a woman of my choosing and tell her you are a pornstar and need a new actress,aand say you already have the room ready! Then ask if she'll do it!"Bella said w/ a smirk.

We walked around the mall then I spotted Mrs Cope! Bella seen her to!

BPOV

"Mrs. Cope Jasper! Now go!"

EmPOV

HAHAHA!!!!! Bella is an evil genis! MRS. COPE?

JPOV

"Oh and you have to send waves a of lust to her" Bella said.!

I walked ove to Mrs Cope.

AN: The whole pet shop will play into the plot on the next chapter! i really need to go to bed! its 4:37 am!!!!!!!!!! This is a mostly Jasper,Emmett,and Bella Edward or Rosalie,maybe Alice. Reviews make me happy!!