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THE EMPEROR AND THE ALCHEMIST
Chapter 1
Return to Amestris...I Think?

Britannia Imperial Palace

Lelouch sighed as he left the throne room.
"Being emperor sure is hard work" he thought to himself.
"I never thought I'd say it but I'd rather be in gym class right now struggling to climb that damn rope!"
He was pulled out of his thoughts by a scream in the gardens.
"What now..."

Lelouch ran (well jogged or whatever) to the gardens situated at the back of the palace and there, with a huge cheese stain at the front of her outfit and a slice of pizza at her feet, was C.C.
When Lelouch had finally reached her and she just stared at him with tear filled eyes and simply stated,
"The pizza..."

Munich-Germany

"Dad, aren't you going to return with us?"Alphonse asked his father.
"No, I don't think so. I finally found Tricia again and I refuse to leave her again…You boys go on ahead." replied Hoenheim.
"Well, I guess this is goodbye old man." Edward said softly.
"I guess so Edward."

Edward and Alphonse stepped in the middle of the array while Hoenhiem started chanting the spell.
Light started encircling the Elric Brothers and they soon found themselves passing through the gate.
The enormous amount of pressure that was being put on their bodies was unbearable and they soon passed out from the pain...until they woke up in a huge comfy bed with a certain green haired, golden eyed girl staring at them with a string of cheese in her mouth.

Well there it is in all its short glory: My first Chapter! I hope you don't think it's too crappy...I promise it will get better in the later chapters. Also, if you think my chapters are a bit too short, remember what Edward Elric has taught us all: Great things come in short packages!
So reader, R&R, prepare to enter an entirely new world as soon as you hit Chapter 2, and my first warning to you: NO FLAMES!