Body Changer

Warning: Language, Yaoi in later chapters

"JASHIN DOESN'T EXIST AND YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL UN!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BLONDE, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! JASHIN-SAMA WILL JUDGE YOUR SKINNY ASS!"

"YOU WOULD LOOK UN!"

Konan rubbed her head. Deidara and Hidan had been fighting all morning, and quite frankly she was tired of it all. It was 'Jashin this' and 'Fuck you' that! Sometimes a girl needs her peace!

"ITS KINDA HARD TO NOTICE IN THOSE DAMN SKIRTS YOU WEAR!"

"FUCK OFF! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WEAR A SKIRT UN!"

Konan had it. Getting up from her comfortable position on the couch, she walked over to where the two male Akatsuki had been arguing. Without a second thought, Konan made various hand signs. Deidara and Hidan took notice.

"What are you-"Hidan started.

"Doing un?" Deidara finished. Konan finished doing her hand signs, and placed both hands on the two Akatsuki.

"Forbidden Jutsu: Body Switching Technique!" Konan yelled loudly. Hidan and Deidara's eyes went wide, and then both of them fell backwards. Konan stood up, smiling proudly at what she had did.

"That will teach you to argue." Konan said to herself, then walked to her and Pein's conjoined room. About 10 minutes later, Hidan woke up.

"Ugh…" He put a hand on his head. As he sat up, blonde hair fell in front of his one eye. "What the fuck…?" Hidan got up from where he was and walked to the closet bathroom. He found that it wasn't him that was looking back at him, it was Deidara.

"AH FUCK NO!" Hidan yelled at the mirror then heard Deidara scream. He ran back to see that Deidara was facing a similar problem except Deidara was in Hidan's body.

"AH! WHY THE HELL AM I IN YOUR BODY UN?!" Deidara yelled.

"How the hell am I suppose to know Blondie?!" Hidan said angrily running his hand through blonde hair. "Damn your hair is soft!" Deidara smiled.

"Thanks un, it needs lots of care…" Deidara shuttered at the thought of Hidan taking care of his hair. Sure, Hidan was as much of a hair freak as Deidara was but Hidan had a gel fetish while the blonde wouldn't touch the stuff! "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!"

"I already told you I didn't know fucker!" Hidan said stroking Deidara's hair like it was a pet. As if on cue, Konan walked out of her room.

"Oh, I see you both are awake…" The two turned to look at the blue haired member.

"KONAN WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO US?!" Deidara yelled furious while Hidan was pre-occupied petting the blonde hair.

"Well…you guys where arguing too much and I was bored so I made you guys switch bodies." Konan shrugged. Deidara twitched.

"Your doing this for your own amusement un?"

"Pretty much."

"THE HELL! CHANGE US BACK UN!" Deidara grabbed Konan threateningly.

"Sorry, I can't. You will go back to normal in 7 days. Oh and don't tell anyone you switched or it will add on days."

"Who, in there right mind, would make a dumbass jutsu like this?!"

"Fan girls?"

"I said 'in right mind' un." Deidara sighed and looked over at Hidan. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UN?! PUT THOSE SCISSORS DOWN!" Deidara yelled running after Hidan. Hidan ran into the blonde's room, locking the door.

"HA! YOU CAN'T GET IN HERE BITCH!" Deidara cursed under his breathe.

"IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH MY HAIR, I WILL-I will…" Deidara felt defeated. Hidan rolled his eyes from behind the door.

"Relax, I'm not going to cut your damn hair. I know how much your precious Sasori-Danna loves it."

"Dei-chan?" Hidan's eyes widened, as did Deidara's from behind the door. 'Shit! Sasori-Danna doesn't know that Hidan is in my body... Hidan I swear, if you ruin my relationship with Danna I will gut you alive!' Deidara thought from behind the door.

I wrote a similar story like this about 2 years ago, its even on this account. But I wanted to write it with two of the sexiest akatsuki's. If you have any suggestions like me know ASAP! it will be 7 chapters
~Chihiro