The Twilight Stars want to say hello to you!!!
Emmett: Yo! Wut up! I'm Emmett and if you mess with me I will eat you! No, I'm just kidding. I won't eat you. I'll leave that to Jasper.
Jasper: Hey! My record has been clean for an entire year!
Emmett: Whatever, dork. I'm still talking. Didn't your mother teach you any better than to interrupt while someone is talking?
Jasper: No.
Emmett: .....Ok......
Jasper: Aren't you gonna finish what you were saying...?
Emmett: Yeah, but you made me forget.
Jasper: ...Well, now that the idiot has finished speaking--
Emmett: Wait! I remembered!
Emmett: Hi, all you delicious smelling banana humans! Have a wonderful day! Don't get beat up!
Jasper:....Ok, then.....
Jasper: As I was saying, Hola. Los patos son impresionantes.
Edward: Jasper, don't speak Spanish.
Jasper: Why not? I like speaking Español.
Edward: Because those of us who cannot speak Spanish won't be able to understand you.
Jasper: Fine. *humph*
Jasper: Hallo. Enten sind erstaunlich.
Edward: Don't speak German either. And stop saying ducks are awesome.
Jasper: But they are!
Edward: Fine. They're awesome, but you don't have to say it.
Jasper: You said it.
Edward: Yeah, well, that's just because you said it. Never mind.
Edward: As you know, Jasper is obsessed with ducks. He has a ducky shower curtain and a ducky boxers, and duck pajamas.
Jasper: I do not!
Edward: He also has many and many stuffed ducks.
Jasper: Shut up, Edward. You're obsessed too!
Edward: Obsessed with what?
Jasper: ....Bella.
Edward: Well, she is my life.
Jasper: You're so obsessed you even have a Bella Doll.
Edward: ...No I don't.
Jasper: Don't deny it, Eddie.
Edward: Don't call me that.
Jasper: Eddddiiiiieeeee!!!
Bella: I like that name. Can I call you that?
Edward: Even though I love you, no you cannot.
Bella: You never let me do anything.
Rosalie: Because you're a whiner.
Bella: I don't whine.
Rosalie: Yeah, you do. For example, you wanting to be one of us. You won't stop begging and whining until you get your way.
Bella: I dooon't whiiiiinnne! Eeeedddwwaaaarrrdd!!! I toooolldd you she wouldn't like me...
Esme: That's enough, Bella. Acting that way is not how a young and responsible lady should act.
Bella: ...*mumbling* I don't.....
Emmett: Bella! Shut up!
Esme: Emmett, go clean the kitchen.
Emmett: But it's Edward's turn to do it!
Edward: We don't eat. The kitchen's clean. We don't have to clean it.
Emmett: For someone as smart as you I'm surprised you're speaking in short sentences.
Edward: Fine. You are the most obnoxious, idiotic, loud person I have ever met, besides Jessica, who plays with his food.
Emmett: Wow, Edward. Just wow.
Alice: I'm heeeeeeerrrrre.
Edward: Good to know.
Alice: Nice. Nice to know I'm loved.
Jasper: Of course you're loved. *gives Alice a big hug*
Emmett and Edward: *gagging faces*
Jasper: Shut up, guys.
Alice: Let's go shopping! I need to get new shoes!
Bella: You just got six pairs of shoes yesterday...
Alice: I know! But I've already worn them all!
Bella: *sigh*
Carlisle: Alice, I've decided to take away all your credit cards.
Alice: Nooooooo!!! What have I done wrong?!
Carlisle: You're a shopaholic. Go to therapy or something.
Alice: But I haven't done anything!
Carlisle: You're a pain.
Alice: No I'm not...
Edward: You're indenial.
Emmett: *marches to Alice's room
with a torch* Burn all her clothes!!!!
Alice: *weeps and throws tantrum*
Esme: Now, Alice, don't be like Bella. You're better than that.
Bella: Hey!
Esme: Bella, hush!
Jasper: Squirrels!!!!!
Carlisle: .....squirrels?
Jasper: Squirrel's don't like you.
Carlisle: Why not?
Jasper: I don't know! They just
don't!!!! Leave me alone! Don't talk to me! I banish you!
Everybody: ......
Jacob: MOOOOOO!!!!
Everybody: ......
Jasper: That was random.....
Emmett: .....................................................................................................................................................
Bloop!