Ok this is a one shot where Jacob decides it would be funny to prank Rosalie. The results well…. Read to find out. Oh and I don't know anything.

Jacob's pov

Nessie had told me that if a vampire dyes or cuts their hair, it won't go back to the way it was before. Boy did that put an idea in my head. A week ago Blondie decided that I was spending too much time with Nessie, so she kicked me out, and nobody would let me in. Time for some revenge.

Blondie walked downstairs, fluffing up her hair. At that moment I threw the honey straight at her head.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, sprinting back upstairs. A couple seconds later, you could hear the water being turned on. Then she walked downstairs again.

"Ummm Rose, I think you need to look in a mirror" Bella said as she walked into the room.

"What do you mean" Blondie asked, but looked into the mirror anyways. She gasped, holding up a strand of her hair that was hot pink.

"Ohmigod!" she yelled. Time for part two of my idea.

"Hey Rosalie, I'll help you with your hair."

"Ummm ok I guess" She muttered not knowing anything.

I walked up to her and stood behind her. Then I pulled out the scissors. I grabbed her hair, and with one quick motion I cut it all off, except for the top. She turned and looked at me.

"You're dead!!" I turned and ran. Blondie or now Pinkie followed me. I ran into a car, not realizing that it was a fire red Bmw convertible. I floored it, and went racing down the drive way. I turned onto the empty highway, still being followed by Pinkie.

"Jacob Black if you want to live pull over now!!" She screamed, allowing it to echo across probably all of Washington.

"Not going happen Pinkie" I yelled back. Then the sirens sounded.

I looked back at Pinkie, who had a look of shock and anger on her face. Out of nowhere a police cruiser pulled in front of me. The Charlie stepped out.

"Get out of the car punk" He said.

"Hey Charlie" I muttered.

"Get into the cruiser Jake." I nodded and climbed into the back. Rosalie turned and glared at me. I shrugged, and she rolled her eyes. Then we pulled up at the station. We both climbed out of the car and walked inside.

"Names" Charlie said.

"Jacob Black" I muttered.

"Umm Cassidy Smith" Rosalie said. Charlie looked up at us and then wrote it down.

"Ok you two are going to have to pay a fine for speeding, and until you have someone to bail you out you're going to have to say here." We both nodded and were led into a tiny cell.

"You know this is your fault mutt" Rosalie said under her breath.

"Ya, ya I know" I replied.

We sat in that cell for two days. The rest of the Cullen's were on a hunting trip, leaving me and Pinkie in that cell that was the size of a phone booth. When we were finally bailed out, I had to pay for Pinkies new custom made wig, which was priced over 500 dollars. This of coarse left me broke for the next two months. I also had to pay for her car which was stolen when the police picked us up. Paying for that, has left me broke till this very day. And I pulled the prank on her about two and a half years ago. And I haven't even finished paying for the car. And the worst part is the fact that everyone found out about me being arrested. So now everybody who meets me calls me a criminal. All of this for a prank. At least I can still bug her by calling her Pinkie. Maybe it was all worth it. Maybe…… nope not worth it.

Ok everybody that's this story. Please read and review, and I want to know what you think.

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