A/N: Okay, you may know my love of crack!fics from my series of Heroes ones. I decided to crack!fic-ify the entire Repo movie. Just so you know, I looooooove the movie, so this is not bashing it. It's pretty much a chapter for each song/comic story so that's why some are so short. Please review, I love reading them :3 Enjoy!

It started in the not-too-distant future. Organs just started to fail, but hey, that's what you get for buying generic. Because of some thrifty shoppers millions of people (That's a lot) die and everything goes to hell in a hand basket. But THEN, a savior emerges! JESU--I mean GENECO!

They give you organs to replace the ones that gave out on ya, you know, the ones that 'were a good deal at the time'. But you can't pay for it full, you have to take a mortgage out on it or something in a contract SIGNED IN BLOOD. So you live and pay it off slowly and its alllll goooood.

This spawns surgery as a fashion statement, like many other disturbing fads like skinny jeans and leggings. They also dream up an addictive painkiller called Zydrate to rake in more money because its super expensive. This displeased the Cash Cow. To get back at GeneCo the Cash Cow hired Grave-robbers to go out and extract and off-brand Zydrate from dead people and sell it on the black market. Yeah, that would show them.

Rotti Largo was the dude that started the whole GeneCo thing, thus making him the Cash Cow's arch nemesis, and got a bill signed that made organ repossessions legalized. What Congress was smoking when they agreed to this is still unknown, but 'shrooms are suspected.

Anyways, this dude has three kids. Luigi Largo, the psycho with a fondness for large knives and ripping his shirt off. Amber Sweet, who just kinda complains and gets high off illegal Zydrate with her oddly clad body guards. And Pavi Largo, the rapist who for reasons unknown loves to wear women's faces on top of his.

If someone misses a payment for their organs they send in the Repomen! Guys in big rubber/leather suits with these awesome helmets! They also have sticks with scalpels on both ends. Pretty scary dudes, actually.