Me: Yesssssssssss my favourite character *hugs Riku doll*

Xigbar: Wow you really like him

Me: Who doesn't?

Axel: *twiches*

Roxas: You Ok?

Axel: Yes....I'm....I'm..f..f..fine

Roxas: I feel so so sorry for you

Me: Well that's what he gets for buring my stuff. Anyway how to Piss off Riku

1. Tell him he has girly hair

2. Give him half a paupo fruit with a note saying "Take it Riku and together we will rule the world" signed Ansem

3. Watch him beat Ansem to death

4. Replace Riku's shampoo bottle with BBQ sauce

5. Watch him scream

6. Video him getting dressed, then blackmail him

7. When Riku is in Ansem form tell him "OH MY GOD!!! YOUR THE PEDOFILE!!"

8. Throw him into a room full of fangirls

9. Watch him get raped by fangirls

10. Push Riku onto Malifecent (I think that's how you spell her name) and scream "MY EYE'S THEY BURN!"

11. Just before Riku get's taken over by Ansem release the fangirls

12. Watch them kill Ansem and rape Riku again

13. Grab his keyblade and say "Look it's a batman's keyblade. Where did you get it?"

14. Ok now this is tourcher. Go into Ansem's room and cover it in rose petals, candles, chocolates and put on some music (make sure there is a video camera somewhere hidden in the room). Then tell Ansem someone's burning his room, Tell Riku that Kairi has been kidnapped in Ansem's bedroom.

15. Once they are in the bedroom watch them try to kill each other, then put it on Youtube

16. Pull Riku's pant's down XD

17. Grab Sora's Keyblade and poke Riku with it and say "I am the keyblade master fear me"

18. When Riku is in darkness form say "Why are you wearing a grass skirt?"

19. When Riku is in bed (In his boxers XD) open the door and let the fangirls in

20. Watch Riku get raped the third time

21. When Riku is wearing his blind fold take him to a cliff (With fangirls waiting down at the bottom) tell him to take three step forwards, then tell him to jump.

22. Once Riku has fallen watch him get raped by fangirls

23. Show him DeviantART pictures of him and Sora (Don't forget Ansem XD)

24. Watch him scream in terror

25. When Riku is still in his blind fold quietly take him to King Mickey's room, and tell him it's his bed (Make sure Mickey is in the bed as well)

26. In the morning watch them scream in terror

Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Roxas: I think you should go and apologies to Axel

Me: Fine *Walks up to Axel*

Me: Axel I'm sorry can we be friends again?

Axel: I don't know....

Me: I'll give you a cookie *Holds up cookie*

Axel: Cookie!!! *Grabs cookie and eats it*

Xigbar: And they lived happily ever after THE END

Me: ...........Anyway hope you enjoyed this chapter and please REVIEW!!!!