A Lyrical Misinterpretation
by Pwnguin

6 Days Later
So Random! Set ; Prop Room : 6:15 P.M.

"Do you smell," Nico sniffed. "Flowers?" He turned to Grady and sniffed at his jacket pocket.

"Dude!" Grady said. "This is my personal bubble and you have to stay out!" He motioned his hands in a circular form around his body for emphasis.

Nico rolled his eyes, "Where is that smell coming from? Someone is bringing in way too many flowers. I mean, I know we're gorgeous and all, but some people have a nasal condition --"

At that moment, Sonny walked in carrying a large bouquet of multi-colored flowers. She looked to Nico, "Does this answer your question?"

"Wow," Grady gaped. "Where did those come from?"

Sonny rolled her eyes, "Chad. He's been sending me like five bouquets a day for the past six days!" She threw the bouquet to the ground and stepped on a rose. "If he thinks that this is going to make me go to the Tween Choice Awards with him, then he obviously doesn't understand English."

"Don't you see, Sonny?!" Grady cried. "This is all part of his plan to make you fall in love with him!"

"I don't know about you, but if I were you, I wouldn't go to the awards tonight," Nico said.

"What?!" Sonny exclaimed. "I have never been to a Tween Choice Awards show and you expect me to not go? Do you think I'm crazy?"

"Actually, yes," Nico nodded.

Sonny groaned, "You guys are losing it." She began exiting the prop room and stealthily pulled out a flower from her pocket and sniffed it. She was always a sucker for flowers...

Tween Choice Awards ; Entrance : 7:00 P.M.

Sonny took a breath as she watched her castmates step out of the limousine and onto the red carpet. I can't believe I'm actually here! Keep it cool, Sonny. Don't say anything stupid. Just smile and don't think about Chad. Chad. Chad. Chad. Lovely, lovely... Darnit.

She took a step out and looked up at the sky. A loud ring of fans' screams began to shower over her. She smiled. "SONNY!" "SONNY OVER HERE!" "SONNY MUNROE I LOVE YOU!"

"Sonny," a voice said. She shivered.

"What," she said, turning around. "Do you want, Chad?"

"Just trying to be a gentleman," Chad said, and pulled out a small flower from his pocket, "And escorting you inside."

She rolled her eyes, "Go away, Chad. I've had enough flowers already, thank you very much."

"Flowers?" Chad said, furrowing his eyebrows. "Who said this was a flower?" He pushed the small "flower" toward Sonny's hand.

Sonny slowly took the flower from his hand. She looked around for possible paparazzi. "Um, it still looks like a flower."

"Look closer, Sonny," Chad said. "Some things appear different at the surface."

Sonny brought the flower closer to her face. Something sparkled in the center. "What..."

"Sonny!" Nico called, and she snapped back into reality. "Come on! The show's starting!

"Better get inside, Sonny-shine," Chad said. "Tonight's a special night." He lifted her chin and quickly brushed his lips against hers, then began to walk into the theater.

Sonny brought her fingers to her lips. They tingled ever so slightly. She pulled out a diamond ring from inside the flower and slowly slipped it onto her finger. She smiled at the glimmer. Then she looked up, confused, and said, "What just happened?"

Tween Choice Awards : Theater Audience ; 7:15 P.M.

Sonny fidgeted in her seat as the show continued. She wasn't sure of who won anything. The last thing she remembered was Zac Efron holding an award and Chad yelling out a "BOO!" from behind her. The ring on her finger and the tingling on her lips (it was STILL there?) was distracting her from everything.

"Sonny," Nico nudged her. "They're announcing the nominees for Best Tween Show award. Pay attention."

"Right. Attention. Haha. WHAT RING?!" Sonny panicked.

"Ring?" Nico asked, confused. "Is there something wrong?"

"Wrong?" Sonny laughed nervously. "What could possibly be wrong? I mean, I'm sure we'll win the Best Tween Show award. How could anything be wrong? KISS!"

"Kiss?"

"And the winner of the Best Tween Show award goes to," Hannah Montana said, and opened the envelope. "So Random!"

The audience erupted with cheers, and the So Random! stars stood up and made their way to the stage. Sonny smiled at the audience. When she looked to Chad, he winked. Sonny quickly turned away...

...and tripped on the stairs.

The audience let out a "GASP!" Sonny quickly got up and began bursting into laughter. She scurried onto the stage and grabbed the mic from Tawni, "Isn't it great that at So Random! we can all fall and just laugh?" She began laughing. The audience applauded.

Tawni eyed Sonny, "Oh no, you are NOT taking away my spotlight to do the thank you speech."

Grady pulled Tawni back, "Come on, Tawni. She's the reason why we won in the first place."

"Oh no," Sonny said. "It's perfectly fine. I don't wanna --"

"Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!" Nico, Grady, and Zora chanted. They raised their hands at the audience, "Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!"

The audience began chanting, "Sonny! Sonny! Sonny!"

"Well," Sonny said. "Okay."

She took the award from Hannah and spoke into the mic, "Thank you everyone for this award. There have been many amazing moments at So Random! ever since I joined the cast. Um," she bit her lip. "I'd like to thank my castmates, Zora, Grady, Nico and Tawni. Also, Marshall Pike. And um..."

Don't say it. Don't say it. Girl, you better don't say it.

"Chad Dylan Cooper. Get up here, Chad!"

Why did I say it?!

The audience began to whisper. A "So Far So Great" was heard and Sonny looked down, wondering who said it. She watched Chad climb up the steps. He stood next to Sonny and waved at the audience, who then went crazy.

"Now, I know you guys heard my song, 'So Far So Great', and you just so happened to hear me sing 'Chad' instead of 'Chance'," Sonny eyed Chad carefully. His expression was unfazed. "I want to inform everyone that this was a complete mistake. I didn't mean to sing Chad. And NO, it does not mean I like him. I just happened to be thinking about him while recording the song." Why did I say that?!

"Oh, Sonny," Chad said. "Funny funny Sonny. When are you going to realize the truth?"

"Truth? What truth? That you're an egotisical jerk-face? 'Cause I realized that a long time ago," Sonny said. The audience called out an, "Ooo."

"No," Chad said. "The fact that you're in love me. That truth."

Sonny sputtered, "What?! Yeah right! In love with you?! Yeah. Right. Haha. Haha. Yeah. Funny." Stop talking. Stop it. Just stop it.

"Then you wouldn't mind," Chad said. "If I kissed you in front of all these people." [insert scream from audience] "Because if you weren't in love with me, you wouldn't feel a thing. Right?"

"Right," Sonny said. "But I refuse to do that."

"Why?"

Because I'm going to melt into your arms if you do. "Because I wouldn't want to lay my lips on your dirty, lying ones!" [insert ooo from audience]

"I think you're scared," Chad smirked.

Scared of revealing to everyone that -- "PLEASE, Chad. You are so full of yourself. Just drop it. Thanks for the award everyone! I love you --"

She then felt hands grip onto her face and lips crash onto hers. Sparks flew throughout her body, she went limp and began to kiss him back.

Kiss Chad Dylan Cooper back.

[insert cheers from audience]

When he released her, Chad grabbed the mic and said into it, "Who do you love, Sonny?"

She swallowed, "You."

So Random! Set ; Prop Room : 11:30 P.M.

Nico and Grady entered the Prop Room and jumped onto the couch. "How great was that show?" Nico asked.

"So great! You owe me 50 bucks."

"For what?"

"Because Sonny fell in love with Chad!" Grady answered.

"We never bet on that!"

"We didn't?" Grady asked.

"No!" Nico said. "And even if we did, I would've bet that Sonny would've fallen in love with Chad. So there would have never been a bet in the first place!"

Grady groaned, "Darn. I needed new shoes."

Sonny pranced into the Prop Room with a giant smile on her face. "Hello..." she said dreamily.

"Sonny!" Grady said. "You owe me 50 bucks!"

She smiled and reached into her wallet and pulled out three 20 dollar bills. "Here you go..."

Grady stared at the bills, "Wow. I didn't think that'd work." He looked at Nico, "She's lost it."

Nico shrugged, "We warned her. We warned her good."

-The End-


Wow. This wasn't exactly how I pictured the ending... I guess I could've written it better.
Was Chad too un-Chad-ish? Please let me know.
No song titles this time. I was kind of lazy to put some in. There might be some that I put it unknowingly, but I really doubt that.
Thanks for reading everyone! Hope you all enjoyed the story. (:
I have school tomorrow. *shudders*