Xemnas and Saix chapta!

Weell this had taken a while to update because I am trying to learn from my English Comp. class, which is teaching me stuff that will help me write better fanfiction! I am currently undergoing a new story I wrote. Its called ' One Last Time' or...maybe it will change. But for those from school who have read it. Do you thinks I should post it? Course it wont be so vague as it was on paper. (thinks) Weeeelll I'm still trying to get a Beta. If anyone knows a good one, please tell, or whoever is reading this and will help my spelling errors, grammar fails etc..!! I'm so sorry about this horrible chapter....it sucks too...T~T Writers Block.

Anyway lets get on with the story. Oh yea I don't own anything (yet) sept for the plot =S

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Xemnas glares at himself through the mirror.

"Cursed Vexen and his inaccuracy in failing at his nonexistence!" Xemnas grumbled as he picked the straightener back up and went back to deflating his afro.

"I thought it suited you, Sir." Saix commented.

"Oh shut up, Saix."

"I already straightened my hair out and dyed it my color, you're hair actually looks good blue."Xemnas looked at Saix through the mirror.

"You dye it? Yours, its not natural?"

"Its as natural as Marluxia's."

Xemnas let out a small laugh. "I don't believe that. I don't even believe Marluxia."

"No one does." Saix cracked a smile.

"I don't dye mine." They both paused. "Its not gray, its silver." He added quickly.

"You're beginning to sound like Riku. You know, you both do look pretty similar."

"Just the hair, in color at least."

"I bet you're Riku's long lost dad." Axel commented as he leaned against the bathroom door frame.

"Shut up, Number Eight."

"Oh ouch. Hey, how come you call Saix by his name and I'm called a number?"

"Its my personal opinion."

Axel thought for a moment "Like how I call Roxas, 'Roxy.' "

Xemnas sighed "Yes, now please leave."

"As you wish, oh yea you look pretty girly straightening your hair." Axel said as he walked out and Xemnas mumbled that he looked girly too.

Saix couldn't help the smirk that overtook his face. Xemnas noticed.

"What are you smirking at?"

"You do look pretty girly."

"Yea that's cause you have long hair."

"Touché." (Me: ..........I never use it right, did I use it at the right time? I don't think so....if not then ignore it and I will take it out later.)

Xemnas rolled his eyes and finished up. "Blue...why blue?"

Saix crossed his arms "I told you, its natural."

"I don't believe you."

"Oh lord of Kingdom Hearts you're stubborn."

"Did you call?" Saix ignored him.

"You should dye your hair, get that gray out." Xemnas glared at Saix while he brushed his teeth.

"Efft whife"

"No its gray." Xemnas finished brushing his teeth.

"Don't argue with me you smurf."

Saix growled "Well at least I don't have orange looking eyes."

"Yea you have elf ears to match your smurfy hair." Saix smirked.

"'Smirfy'"?

Xemnas crosses his arms "Yea."

"Alright."

"Tell me, I know you're lying."

Saix gave a long sigh " Fine. You win." Xemnas mentally praised himself as him and Saix went into his room [like little girls] and sat down [ wherever you want them to sit].

"Well...go on."

Saix seemed to ponder this for a moment, "Okay, it all goes back to my Somebody, Ias." Saix paused again. "Well you see, me and Axel used to be friends. We were teens and we wanted to dye our hair. Axel went for something absurd and made it green, like his eyes, it looked horrible. Originally my hair was blond with some red color in it. I dyed mine blue, Axel said the blue fit me best. Well I kept my hair blue till it started to fade, eventually it went away and I kept my normal colored hair...."

Xemnas waited for Saix to say something more. "Yea...?"

"Well...its kinda embarrassing. Axel kept pushing me to re-dye my hair, I wouldn't of course because I kinda liked my natural hair color. We were in college, so Axel met up with some of the senior guys for a senior prank, instead of doing it on someone younger they decided to do one of their own kind.

"Of course I had no idea, I was there for the second meeting, all I knew it was about paint, they just told me I had the biggest part of their prank, I had to walk out the front of the school door. I was a bit confused but they told me I would understand later."

Saix nearly smiled " I was handed my diploma, top in my class in my bachelor's degree in Science , so I had a party and of course got drunk. After I was properly drunk Axel and the others pulled me aside and said the prank was gonna begin. I was excited like any senior would be pulling what they called ' The best prank ever'."

"Axel with this big smirk on his face pushed me forward to go out the door. I hurried over and pushed the door open, stepped out...and sploosh, a blue bucket of paint dropped on my head. Of course I was too furious to realize what was happening so I laughed about it. Of course Axel and his friends were too, not realizing I was that drunk to not know what was going on. I went home and went to bed, when I woke up, well I didn't like what was in my hair, it was hard and dry. It took forever to wash out and it stained my hair for 6 months. I was pretty mad. Yea so around that time I became a Nobody. I don't like to talk about it."

Xemnas just stared "Wow, that's..."

"Yea I get it." Saix rolled his eyes and stood up [from wherever you picked them to sit]. "I have missions to go give out now." Obviously Saix didn't want to talk about it any further, Xemnas decided to drop it...for now. Xemnas and Saix both looked at the clock, 5. The normal ' handing out missions time'.

"No, not yet."

Saix glanced at Xemnas "Why?"

Xemnas shrugged "I don't want you to go." Saix sighed and sat down.

"Okay then, your hair...tell me about it. I told you mine." Saix said as he ran his hand through the hair.

"Well...my hair color is nothing special, but my style. I used to live in this one place called Japan(1). They have the weirdest hair styles ever. I saw a famous singer who had this hair style so I took it."

" I have a feeling you're leaving stuff out." Xemnas shifted uncomfortably. "You are, spill it."

"Well.." Xemnas started but stopped "Yea I think its mission time."

"Oh no no I'm curious now!" Saix said as he pulled Xemnas back down. Xemnas huffed.

"Fine. I used to have a mullet/afro thing. It was the most stupidest thing ever but that's how, for some reason, was styled. Everyone loved it. I hated it. My hair wasn't always silver, it used to be black and red, almost like Axel's, except not that vibrant. Anyway I looked through a hair magazine and found one and poof here it is now. Its gray. Cause of the stress."

"Hum, pretty boring."

"I use a lot of gel."

"All of us do."

"True."

Saix sighed and stood up ready to hand out missions, deal with Axel...same old, same old. Screw not being able to feel. "I'm gonna go now. Its already ten minutes past."

Xemnas let out a long audible sigh. "Yes, yes. Go do what you want, smurfy."

"Don't call me that. You're the one with my hair."

"You have pointy ears."

"..."

"How'd ya get those anyway?"

"This is a story about out hair not ears!" Saix yelled as he stomped away.

Xemnas smiled as he watched Saix leave, " Must be a touchy subject."