HIIIII EVERYONE! SO SORRY AGAIN FOR SLOW ASS UPDATES! I just haven't been in the writing mood lately. That and i've been shoving my face in Paint Tool Sai program for a few weeks. Ahaha...and if you'd like to see the results of those drawings, check out my deviantart! 83
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Here's the next chappie! There is some smex in here! NOT TELLING YOU WHO! MWAHAHAHA!
"AHAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT IS HILARIOUS!" Ally had been laughing nonstop at Itachi since she saw him in my dorky ass glasses. I really felt bad for the Uchiha, though he seemed really pissed himself and near ready to slaughter Ally. "Oh GOD, Mackenzie's going to have a cow when she sees this!"
"Stop it, Ally. It's not funny." I muttered, frowning in her direction as she kept laughing. Caitlin, who had just noticed the fact I'd put my glasses on his face, was laughing with her. As well as Katie, who had come along with Ally, but stayed in the car during her apology.
"Are you kidding? It's funny as hell!" Caitlin exclaimed, hiding behind Zetsu as soon as Itachi's body twitched.
"BOTH OF YOU, QUIT IT!" I smacked them both over the head, ignoring their whines as I walked over to Itachi. "I'm sorry, Itachi."
"Whatever..." He grumbled, turning and stomping off in another direction. Itachi...stomping...like a child. I couldn't help letting out my own little giggle. He didn't catch it, luckily. I looked around the room.
"Where'd Deidara and Sasori go?" I asked, getting multiple shrugs from everyone in the room.
"Sasori hasn't come from your brother's room yet. Actually, scratch that. I think he's in the bathroom." Caitlin replied, pointing towards the hallway. Almost seconds after she said that, we heard a loud shout from the bathroom.
"Sasori?" I exclaimed, running to the bathroom door. "Sasori, what's wrong?" I hit the door a few times with my fist. Many different images ran through my head...seeing that both Sasori and Deidara had been gone. Damn my perverted mind.
"DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THAT DOOR!" He yelled, his panic-filled voice echoing through the whole house. Ally came over and hit the door as well, noticing my worry.
"YO, PUPPET BOY! DON'T TELL ME YOUR DICK FELL OFF!" She shouted back. There was a long silence. Ally looked at me with wide eyes. "Whoa...maybe it did fall off!"
"IT DID NOT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" Sasori was beginning to sound like Hidan now...and that worried me. "ARGH, I FEEL WEIRD! WHY IS MY-" Ally snickered at my side and I looked incredibly confused at her.
"If that's what's wrong...I'm going to die of laughter..." She murmured, walking away before I could ask. Caitlin replaced her.
"What's wrong with Sasori?" She asked, receiving a confused shrug from me. "Hey Sasori. What's wrong? Tell us or I'll break down the door!" Another long silence.
"I...WON'T TELL YOU!" He said. Sasori's emotions were putting him all out of whack. Poor guy. I couldn't help being sad again. That was...until Ally screamed from the living room.
"HE'S EXPERIENCING A BONER!" In the background, Katie was laughing so hard, she couldn't breathe. Caitlin had her head resting against the door seconds later, her shoulder trembling from laughter. My face was red, my hand squeezing over my mouth to hold my chuckles in. Tears burned my eyes.
"How the hell does that happen? WHAT THE HELL'S A BONER? All I was doing was thinking about my shirt being ripped off!" This set Caitlin off and she lost it, rolling over the floor with her hands on her stomach while the girls in the living room were choking on their tongues. But I had turned a complete crimson red. Oh God...he was thinking about me tearing his shirt off? Now I'd begun to realize how stupid that stunt was.
"TESSA, WHAT DID YOU DO?" Katie asked, walking in with her cheeks stained from tears. "Don't tell me you tore his shirt off!" I blushed harder.
"Sh-shut up! I was trying to see if he was turning human! Which....now we see he is." I muttered, rubbing my brown-black locks. Katie rolled her eyes.
"Yeah Tess...keep telling yourself that. You wanted his boner." She laughed.
"Argh! Shut your face, Katie!" I ran from the hallway and into the kitchen, where the pizza conveniently finished right when I entered. I pulled it out and began to cut it with my eyes wide. "No way...no way...NO WAY a guy would think of me that way!" I cut furiously, making a mess out of the poor Italian food.
"Tessa, what's going on, un?" Deidara entered the kitchen, his hair sopping wet. He must have been in the shower upstairs. He noticed my blushing face. "Are you alright? You have a fever, hm?" He reached out to touch my forehead and I quickly pulled out of his reach. Without realizing it, I'd just hurt his feelings.
"Ah...I'm sorry. You surprised me. I was lost in thought." I said, rubbing my heated face with the back of my hand. His blue eyes shone with worry and confusion. I felt...incredibly mesmerized. "Sorry...Sasori is having a...problem. Now that he's turning human, he has to deal with some stuff...and it's overwhelming him."
"I see...well, good luck for him then, hm?" He chuckled lightly. "You murdered that food..." He poked at the pizza with an amused grin. I dropped the cutter and sighed.
"I'm so out of it now. What time is it?" I turned to the microwave. "Nearly 3 already? Damn..." Madara's words continued to whisper in my head. Just how long...would this man really take in his 'research'? 4 days...then I had to tell them about Orochimaru. Would I be ready and full-winged by then?
"HEY ARE WE EATING OR WHAT?" Hidan walked in, rubbing his silver haired head in an angry frenzy. "Argh, I fucking hate this! I have to eat now to fucking survive!" I couldn't help the nervous smile that slipped over my face.
"I'm sorry, Hidan…" I started, but Katie made her way in, slapping the Jashinist right in the noggin.
"STOP COMPLAINING, YOU BIG CHILD!" She yelled right in his ear, and he seemed to bend over to hide his eardrums from her obnoxious voice.
"GOD DAMMIT WOMAN, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BACK!" He shouted, which resulted in both of them leaving the kitchen with Katie mounted on his unwanting back. Deidara and I turned to each other, our faces contorted with the 'What the fuck?' look.
"That wasn't completely random at all.." I murmured, turning back to the messy pizza with a sigh. He chuckled, folding his arms across his chest as he leaned against the kitchen counter next to me.
"Anyway, you really need to chill out, yeah…" He closed his eyes. "Don't let everything worry you right now." My eyes widened at the serene look on Deidara's face. What the hell had made him so happy?
"I guess you're right…" I smiled, the serenity on my face as much as his own. "As long as I enjoy the moments we can all spend together, I don't think I'll have any regrets in the end." Except for the fact I hadn't said I love you yet…
Ally made her way in moments later, grinning from ear to ear. "Alright, Sasori's calmed down now, Tessa." She announced, making my face turn red again. Deidara gave her a confusing look, which she brushed off with a wave of her hand. "Don't worry about it, it's nothing." I whispered a thank you. If she had actually told Deidara about it, it probably wouldn't have gone well, especially after the kiss…
"Whatever, un…" He replied, stuffing his hand into his pockets and leaning against the door of the fridge. Ally 'hmphed' and walked over to my side.
"Hey, what are you looking so blue for? You act like we're going to lose them tomorrow." She pat my back. No not tomorrow…4 days. I was never going to stop thinking about that… "What should we do today?" She asked. I didn't get an answer out before Tobi came bounding in.
"Awww, you killed it!" He exclaimed, grabbing up the pizza anyway, and turning away from us as he shoved the food into his mouth. I rolled my eyes as he squealed a thank you and ran back out. Ally frowned lightly.
"What a weirdo..." She mumbled, brushing back a lock of hair. I sighed in response to this and kicked at the ground.
"We should just play video games or something...I don't feel like going out." I told her, looking at Deidara, whose face seemed to show agreement. Ally nodded her head, knowing that a night inside would be a lot better. "I have to work tomorrow anyway."
"Yeah, that sounds fine." She replied, her hands placed on her hips. "Oh, Dei, make sure everyone knows that I'm going to be watching you guys tomorrow." The blonde's expression changed to one of unwant.
"You know, we've been here so long, un. We don't need to have anyone watch us anymore..." These words made Ally and I bust out laughing. "What, un?"
"Yeah right! You guys need watching 24/7! If you aren't watched something else stupid will happen, such as more ninja, or rabid fangirls, or you appearing on T.V. again!" Ally exclaimed, shaking her head in utmost pity. Deidara's upper lip twitched and he stalked from the room with his hands shoved in his pockets. "Oh, Tess! I just came up with the perfect game to play!"
"...No, Ally. No more of those stupid makeout games." I told her, my eyes narrowed in warning. Her smile disappeared and she crossed her arms, stomping her foot in a pouty manner.
"Nope! I have something better! It's called watch Tessa dance at her birthday party!" Caitlin yelled, holding my flash drive in her hand, where all of my birthday videos were stashed.
"WHAT? WHATTHEFUCKISUPWITHYOUGUYS? QUIT TAKING MY STUFF AND EMBARASSING ME WITH IT!" I screamed, flinging myself at Caitlin, who easily dodged by moving against the wall and I hurled into Itachi, who didn't happen to notice me coming. We both tumbled onto the ground. "Oops...sorry, Ita-oh fuck." I'd broken the glasses...
The Uchiha looked extremely irritated, but didn't say anything as he pulled off the glasses and flung them in the nearby garbage can. "I didn't like wearing them anyway..." He muttered, pushing me from his lap and standing up. I laughed nervously as I pulled myself up.
"Can you see?" I asked, softly. He gave me a look that signaled he could see enough without killing himself. That was a relief. I could hear Caitlin laughing on the couch as she had already turned on the Wii and started playing the videos. I sighed. No point in trying now.
"Try doing these damn puzzles with videos! They keep moving around and it gets confusing!" Caitlin groaned, passing the remote to Ally, who stared blankly at the moving pictures.
"I can't see shit on that. Sorry, no moving puzzles for me." She slid the remote to Kakuzu, who quietly finished the 30-piece puzzle in less than 25 seconds. I was absolutely amazed.
"Wow! Kakuzu, will you help me with my homework...?" I asked, of course joking as we weren't back in school yet. The old man shrugged, though his eyes said 'fuck no'. Caitlin selected one of the pictures and began drawing on it, making our friend Kayla blasting our friend James in the face with a blue cannon from her mouth.
"SHOOP-DA-WHOOP, BITCHES!" She yelled, laughing like a fool, though I laughed with because I was the one person who actually understood what she was doing. "Now let's see some sexy videos!"
She flipped on one, which immediately started with my ass facing the camera as I danced. I mean...really. Deidara whistled, which made me turn my head back to glare at him, seeing as he sat right behind me. "That small girl dances funny." Kisame pointed out, looking clearly at Kayla. She was one of the smallest people I knew.
"Hey, I think it's cute that she's trying." Ally replied, sad that she hadn't been at this party. I hadn't known her then. "She's a tiny little girl."
"She is my midget." Caitlin snapped, grinning from ear to ear as she went to the next video. It was the one where James nearly raped me with his weird ass dance moves.
"Who the hell is that, yeah?" Deidara asked, azure eyes glaring at the T.V. now. I laughed nervously.
"Hey, if it helps any, I don't care if you kill him." I replied, rubbing my head. Of course, it sounded horrible, but James was being a real pain in my butt lately. "That's my mom holding the camera. She told him to dance...it was pretty damn funny. I use this video to blackmail him all the time."
"That's terrible." Ally exclaimed, tsking at me as Caitlin simply made a little cheer.
"Hey, he is annoying." She pitched in for me, switching to the next clip. The part where my mom smashed cake into my face...
"Damn, needed some cake?" Kisame asked, chuckling as his sharp teeth, which didn't look very sharp anymore, gave me that famous grin of his.
"Just a little bit." I grinned back, turning to see Sasori finally enter the room. "Hey, what took so long...?" I asked, trying to hide my embarassment.
"...Nothing. I tried to get out faster. Hidan and Katie aren't a joyous thing to hear..." He replied, pointing toward the bathroom. I jumped up.
"WHAT? OH HELL NO." He held a hand up as if to stop me, obviously saying I did not want to interfere. "YOU BITCHES BETTER CLEAN UP MY BATHROOM WHEN YOU'RE DONE!"
"Awp...told you she'd find out." Katie giggled, her arms encircling the Jashinist's neck as she sat upon the sink. His lavender eyes glared at the door.
"Oh, that fucking puppet has a big mouth." He rolled his eyes and grinned up at her, pulling roughly at her waist so she was hanging halfway off the sink. She let out a soft squeak.
"Remember, we have to clean up." She cooed, her voice slightly seductive, her hands tickling the back of his head as he pressed himself into her.
"Yeah, I'll clean up." He replied, smashing his lips upon hers, one hand tilting her head back to deepen the kiss. She pushed lightly at his chest.
"Hey...you aren't going to sacrifice me, are you?" She questioned, obviously the wrong moment, or the right, to be asking. He groaned, the strain in his clothes was becoming unbearable.
"I'm turning fucking mortal, you really think I can do that right now?" He asked, raising an eyebrow at her. She glared lightly, sticking out her lower lip as he gave an aggravated sigh. "I wouldn't sacrifice you, even if I could. Happy now?"
"Sure." Her happy grin came back and she tangled her hands into his silver locks and yanked his lips back onto hers. Occupied with her work, she could barely hold back the sound of surprise that left her throat as his other hand delved between her legs to rub aggressively through her clothes. "Ungh...you greedy little..." She snarled playfully against his lips, pressing her hips upwards to let her body caress that straining area.
"You're going to fucking regret this, little girl." He tried to sound threatening, but the groan of satisfaction and more want only made it more of a turn on for the 'little girl' against him. His hands tore into her shirt, his lips leaving her mouth to bite sensuously at her skin, leaving trails of red over her breasts. Her lip quivered. She heard her name on the tip of his tongue and it sent a wave of sparks through her stomach.
"Dammit Hidan...you're slow." She teased, though he was actually being rather fast for any other guy. A growl ripped from his throat and he released her, flipping her onto her stomach so her hands were grasping the rims of the sink. "H-Hey, this isn't-"
"Shush. You don't call ME slow." He purred, removing the lower portion of her clothes and making her eyes widen at how quickly the sudden heat came between her legs.
"Oh..." A gasp left her throat when he gave her no warning before pushing through. "Ahnnn...slow down, doofus." She muttered, biting her lower lip hard.
"NOW you want me to be slow? Damn, woman..." The Jashinist made another animalistic growl before leaning against Katie's back, breathing hard, unable to wait for very much longer. He began to move before she gave him the go. But it didn't take long before both of them were actually working against each other, Hidan being unable to stop his harsh thrusting while the girl in front of him was moaning like a madwoman.
"Ungh...H-Hidan...Jashin's not going...to be happy...if you don't move!" She was being a daredevil and those words had just brought her on the brink of pleasure, unable to fight back the erupting moans from her lungs as she clutched at the counter for support.
"FUCK!" I threw the pillow over my head to plug my ears as everyone else seemed to be either deaf or good at ignoring it. I leaned against Deidara, who wrapped his arm around my shoulders and held me close.
"We've heard worse from Hidan, yeah...so it doesn't really bother us anymore." He whispered to me, though it was muffled through the pillow covering my ears, I still heard it. Everyone WAS ignoring it. Except for Ally, whose face was twisting in different expressions, though she didn't say anything because she'd done it once before. Caitlin wasn't even caring, she was scribbling on the Wii and talking to Zetsu about plants at the same time. Sasori's brown eyes were simply wandering the room and Kakuzu was actually talking to Pein about how stupid his partner was. Itachi and Kisame were rather quiet.
"Yeah, but it's in MY bathroom. I mean, REALLY..." I sighed, deciding to just drop it. Other than the noise I was hearing from the bathroom, everything was rather peaceful and quiet. It was nice to be able to sit in the room without worry or screaming at someone. And I was wrapped in Deidara's embrace, which made it even better. A content smile curled over my lips and I closed my eyes, releasing the pillow and sitting it aside as I laid my head on Deidara's chest, listening to the sounds of the lively people in my living room...
NOT from the bathroom...
Me: YESYESYESYESYESYES!
Deidara: We having sex now, yeah?
Me: NONONONONONO!
Deidara: ....
Me: Almost. 83 Well anyway, yay for chapter 33!
Sasori: And why did this take so long as well?
Me: ....Because my brain was occupied with schoolwork and coloring on Paint Tool Sai...argh, and the fact that I have most of the main ideas but I can't just skip to those! I have to have filler and plots! IT JUST MAKES NO SENSE WITHOUT THEM!
Deidara: Well...you know what you could do, hm?
Me: No, you aren't having sex yet! I'm waiting for the perfect part!
Deidara: Argh!
Me: Oh and to clarify...when I write the sex scenes, I keep wondering whether Ally or Katie are even comfortable with my doing so. I never actually asked them...so please tell me now, guys. Do you mind the whole sex stuff? T.T I'm sorry if you don't, my mistake!
Sasori: *writes my reviewers*
Kaharri
Deneca
xxlottexx
Exterminate
AnimeBanana
riia luvs anime
Ravenous Lust
XSweetXSourXSoulX
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Hasumi-Chan16
Priestess-of-Jashin
Minus5
CaitlinBear
TacoFairy
Sabaku No Ko-Chan
Lady Yuuki
Melbookgrl
sasoismine
itachilover707
Me: Wow...everyone's been real impatient...*sweatdrop* Sorry everyone! I'll try to work on the chapters more often! And if you love our favorite Naruto puppet, don't forget to read my Sasori story as well! It was originally Deidara and Sasori...but I narrowed it down and now it's mostly Sasori. Which means the title might need to be changed...
Deidara: WHAT? WHY, UN?
Me: Because...this is pretty much my Deidara story. Duh.
Deidara: ...See how much you love me, un. *walks away*
Me: NOOOOOO! *chases* READ AND REVIEW, I'LL BE BACK!