To the readers:

First, a warning contains YAOI! If you no likey then NO YOAI FOR YOU! Also this is rated M for MATURE but it will be later on!! So do not hold me responsible for what you read on your time…I never forced you to read it in the first place, people!

Okay, so this may start out a little like some other fan fictions but I swear it has other stuff in it that is completely different. I hope you like the first chapter! Also, I'm a little random so when I type to the readers (that's you) I might say random stuff sometimes, just as a warning. Thanks and enjoy!

Ayomai (My anime name not real name)

Chapter 1: Not normal

*Hallway Naruto*

Naruto Uzumaki dashed up the stairs of his apartments. He fumbled with the key to the door. His blonde fringe clung to his head and his natural spikes were beginning to fall from the moisture. He pushed open the door after a soft click was heard. He was revealed to a living room piled in crap and angry father awaiting his arrival.

*Hallway Sasuke*

He closed the door behind him, unaware of being watched. Sasuke Uchiha held a small box in his arms. He stared in disgust at his new neighbor. The blonde was obviously going to be an annoyance to him. He'd only just met him and already hated him. Kakashi poked his head around the door frame and raised an eyebrow at him. He shook his head and took the box inside.

*Naruto's apartment Naruto*

Next door, Naruto had been stopped by his father, Iruka. He had been late coming home. He'd told Iruka he'd be home by noon. Kiba had kept him from going home though. He'd insisted on pinning Naruto to the ground until he stayed and played video games with him…or not.

"So, you were forced to stay at Kiba's and play video games?" Naruto nodded his head. "Well then Kiba must at least have a phone so you could call your father."

"Sorry. I promise to call next time." Naruto said, hope he'd go without

"Well, as your punishment for not calling," a punishment "we are going to go next door and offer whatever help we can."

Naruto groaned. He just wanted to get a shower and eat something before bed. Instead he was drug over to the open door across from their apartment. A man with gray, almost white, hair that stuck out in every direction came out of the apartment.

"Iruka?!"

"Kakashi?!

"Wow it's been like forever! I didn't know you were moving in." Iruka reunited with one of his old friends.

"Yeah, yeah…So this is your son then?" The man looked Naruto up and down.

"Yep, this is Naruto." Naruto gave a small, uncaring wave.

"You know I have a son that looks about your age. He should be in his room; you can go meet him if you like. He could use a new friend since he doesn't know anyone here."

Without another word Naruto walked into the house. They had a medium sized living room, boxes stacked in every corner. He walked in further until he came to a small kitchen, about the size of their own. Then a hallway unfolded in front of Naruto.

He heard loud music coming from one of the rooms. As he walked further the music got louder. It was a heavy metal song, lots of screaming that was passed as music, was heard. When he reached the door it was coming from he knocked.

Naruto looked back down the hall. He'd come to the last room in the hallway. The music died down and Naruto knocked again. He heard rustling and then footsteps. The door opened to reveal a boy.

The boy had on a red and black striped shirt and black jeans. He had the black gloves that covered his wrist and knuckles but showed his fingers. His hair was jet black and looked like it was styled after a duck tail. He had the fairest skin Naruto had ever seen. He was almost a pale as you would think vampires would be. He was so pale Naruto swore he could almost see through him.

Here is the link to see what Sasuke's outfit looks like: .

*Sasuke's room Sasuke*

The blonde from before was standing in his doorway when he opened the door. He wore a white shirt and orange jeans. He had goggles that hung from around his tan neck. His blonde hair clung messily to his forehead and went up in a mess of spikes.

"H-hi I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Your dad said I could come help you unpack." He had a rough voice that kinda crackled.

Sasuke looked around the door frame to see his father talking to another man, assuming it was Naruto's father; he let the blonde boy past him. When he returned to what he was doing, he turned on the radio.

"Whatcha listening to?" The peppy boy asked.

"Music." Sasuke replied with a smirk.

"It doesn't sound like music. It sounds like someone is being killed."

"Behold you future if you don't shut up. Why don't you dig out the stuff from that box." Sasuke pointed over to a stack of boxes.

"Well aren't you Mr. Sunshine and rainbows." The boy said sarcastically and started to pick through the box.

Soon Sasuke's room was finished except for the painting that he wanted to do. Kakashi had promised he could paint his room black if he didn't complain about the move. He walked out of the room, Naruto followed behind. They walked out to the hallway where the two men were casually talking to each other about 'the old days'.

"Hey, did you guys finish your room?" Kakashi asked Sasuke. He nodded once. "Well how about we go out and get ice cream." He clapped his hands together and rubbed them back and forth.

Sasuke made a face while Naruto jumped up and down beside him. Sasuke hated sweets. He never ate them, NEVER. They always tasted like happiness, something his life wasn't. When his life became good he'd try them. Until then, he would stay a candy virgin.

Naruto dashed down the stairs, it was hard to believe they were the same age. He acted like he was two. Sasuke walked behind Iruka and Kakashi. Naruto took the lead. Sasuke watched as girls they passed turned toward him with round, wide eyes.

Naruto slowed his pace to let the others catch up, but instead of walking with the adults, he stayed behind, waiting for Sasuke. Why couldn't the blonde take a hint when he got one?

*Street Naruto*

Naruto didn't understand the other boy one bit. He wasn't very happy at all. He didn't even get excited about getting ice cream. When he caught up to the slow walking teen, he grabbed his wrist and dragged him forward.

"Let go of me!" Naruto obeyed. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Sasuke!" Kakashi snapped at him. "Watch your mouth."

"No! I was dragged here by all of you when I didn't even want to go. You know I don't eat candy and ice cream and all that crap!" Sasuke shouted at the old man.

"Stop! Now!" he warned. "I thought it would be nice, and Naruto is a big fan of ice cream so I thought we could all go together. Now you're going to go in there and behave yourself." He turned to Iruka "I swear it's like he's two."

Sasuke had had it. He turned and walked the other direction. Sure, he didn't know the way back, but he could ask at least. He was sure one of the girls that had stopped to stare at him would show him the way.

Then he felt a hand close around the collar of his shirt. Sasuke turned and punched the blonde dead in the face. He continued to walk, hearing threats made by his father behind him and 'okay's' from Naruto.

*ice cream shop Naruto*

Naruto swirled the spoon around in his small dish. He now supported a black eye. 'That jerk' was what he wanted to hear his mind say but instead it was 'interesting'. He stood up suddenly and walked out the door, a worried call seeped out from the door.

He'd never just gotten up and walked away like that, so he ran. He ran until he was sure no one would be following him. That's when he spotted him with her. She was all over him. He looked like he wanted her to go away. Sakura tugged on his arm, great a reason to start some shit.

"Hey, Uchiha!" Naruto strode over to him. "You wanna fight, let's go." The boy stood and readied himself.

"You don't wanna do this, dobe." The beauty told him.

"Let's just get one thing straight, princess, stay away from Sakura." He threw a punch but it was dodged.

Suddenly he felt someone trip him by the legs and pin him down on the ground. Sasuke now sat on his stomach. Then he got up. When Naruto looked around, everyone was gone, the park was empty. Just them left.

"You don't have the strength to take me, dobe."

"I don't really like the nickname you've just come up with. Maybe I'll have to beat you until you get that message." Naruto threatened

"I'm giving you one last chance before I kill you…back out."

"Why? What are you gonna do to me." Sasuke threw his fist until it was inches away from Naruto's nose. The worst thing ever just happened, he flinched.

"You're scared to fight me." Sasuke said with a smirk.

"Oh yeah? Well then come on. We'll see who's scared at the end." Naruto moved until his body was inches away from Sasuke's.

"I don't really have time to waste on a loser like you." Sasuke said, also moving forward until their chest touched.

"I think you like me. You're just too blinded by hate to see it." Naruto said, and then it caught up with him as to what he'd just said.

"I think you like me too."

Naruto felt warm breath brush against his face. He was too close; he wasn't sure why he was satisfied by it though. Then their lips brushed. His mind told him to back up while he could, but his body wouldn't listen.

*Park Sasuke*

Their breath mingled in the air between them, creating a fog in Sasuke's mind. Naruto smelled like oranges. He wanted to move but couldn't. He was searching his brain for the reason why he'd let him come this close.

Their lips barley touched, brushed. Sasuke's mind instantly quit on him. He leaned in slowly. Their lips came together lightly. After a few seconds Naruto applied light pressure from his side of the kiss too. It seemed to only last a second before they both stumbled backwards and were pressed against a tree. Great, now his life was officially a screw up.

To the readers:

Wow! I did it! I finished a chapter! It was short, yes, but at least I got it out there, the first part is always the hardest for me because I never know how to start. I hope you enjoyed and have a little better an out look on life than Sasuke.

We had some of my mom's friends over today and she made chicken, I am happy for the rest of today, and since its now 11:11 (make a wish) I won't be happy for long, well next time the chapter will be LONGER! Please review and all that crap, if you have any questions or stuff about anything (even random stuff like why is the sky blue) Then I'd be happy to answer, I promise to put at least one chapter out every week on FRIDAY, if I don't then please send me hate mail, I'd love to read it to inspire me to write more, but since its summer, I should be able to stick to my schedule.

NEXT TIME: You'll have to wait (Duh) but I can promise that a hint of KakashiXIruka will unfold….BYE UNTIL NEXT TIME!

- Ayomai