Of course, I have to do this by popular demand, off course

No! I do it for the enjoyment of you guys, the three of you that review!

and personal expression of my (disturbing, disturbing) thoughts.

If Nightmare Reviewer is reading this, I don't care if you flame, just don't bi-bash. I can't stand it!

This is going to be very short, sorry. This is also the end of this story.

R&R

Cuddles and Giggles' corpse hit the ceiling with such force, they burst like grapes, organs spewing across the ceiling. Shifty is thrown through the chandelier, dismembering him violently, with Lifty suffering the same. Toothy takes off slowly and lands softly on the top of the cabin, only to be crushed by the dining cart. Violent screams come from the cockpit, insinuating Lumpy's fate was no better than the passenger's. A phone leapt from its perch, and smacked Flippy across the face, sending small bits of brain across the cabin. A boiling cup of coffee flew into Flaky's face, with melted skin smothering her nose, suffocating her. Flippy watches the Ape that raped Petunia and Russell, leap out with a parachute, smiling.

In DisnI land, Fritz stares at the little boy in front of him. Dressed in a Mini Maus costume, he had to prance around the park. Just what he needed on a job application; I am a cross-dressed mouse, skulking around east Florida, hugging children. He did his best to smile, which was hard when your hugging a known child molester in a mouse costume, and some random 5 year old.

A man came from nowhere, and grabbed Fritz. It was Pop. "You stole my son you two-timing Bisexual. Where is he!?"

Fritz rolls his eyes. He turns and says "Go back to your parents you-" He sees the parents circling the drain, and Micky running off with the child. Pop grabs hold of his costume head, and turns it towards him.

"I know you stole him!" Pop yelled.

Fritz rolls his eyes, and whispers to himself under his breath. "Denn Ich bin Zweigeschlecht..." Pop slaps him.

"I heard Nazi speak, I can't wait till you rot in-" A plane comes down from nowhere. It clips the top of the castle, slices a rollercoaster track in half, then impacting a few yards away, crushing Pop, but sparing Fritz. Cub bounces out miraculously unharmed, into Fritz's arms.

"Aw! Wo kommt du?" Fritz asks. Suddenly, all the passenger's bodies spill out onto Fritz and Cub, crushing them instantly.

Moral: Violence only causes more violence.

Fritz said

Denn ich bin Zweigeschlecht - ...Because I'm bisexual

Wo kommt du - Where do you come from?

Review, and expect more Happy Taboo Friends episodes!

-Deadliving out!