I got this idea from some friends on my P&F forum, so credit for the idea goes to them: Michelle and AnimeStar. Those two had a good effect on this story, and so I thank you two. :)

And now, the boring part: I do not own Phineas and Ferb or anything within. Thank you.

And now, enjoy...

Phineas & Ferb: Alaka-Ferb

Chapter One: What To Do Today...

It was just another somewhat hot summer day in the tri state area of Danvile. Stepbrothers Phineas and Ferb sat in the backyard under the tree with the family pet/secret agent platypus Perry at their side, watching birds fly by above them. They perfect way for them to spend part of the day. In fact, Phineas and Ferb wouldn't have it any other way.

Meanwhile, inside the Flynn/Fletcher house, their sister Candace was sitting with her best friend Stacy at the kitchen table, talking about the usual: Jeremy Johnson.

The redheaded teen giggled a little, too excited about some big news that she just had to share with her best friend. "Stacy, something amazing has happened." Candace said happily as she placed her warm mug of coco on the table.

Stacy clapped her hands a little upon hearing this. "Ooh, I'm already excited." She leaned in, now very drawn into the conversation. She already could guess what it was about, but she was excited nonetheless. "What is it?"

Candace smiled widely and cupped her hands together next to her head, her eyes blinking wildly. "Jeremy is taking me on a tandem bike ride through the forest today."

The two girls both screamed in unison, signaling that they were both equally has happy about this. Though Candace has more reason to be happy, as she gets to spend the day with her beloved Jeremy.

Back outside under the tree, Phineas and Ferb heard them scream through the glass doors, which were shut.

Phineas looked over at the doors after hearing the loud noise. "Sounds like Candace is talking about Jeremy again." He pet Perry on the head slightly and smiles.

Ferb silently nodded in agreement and continued to look up into the sky, watching the birds.

"So, Ferb," Phineas pushed himself off of the tree he was leaning against and looked at his step-brother with excitement. "What are we going to do today?"

Ferb shrugged as he continued to stare up into the sky, too focused in on staring at the blue sky to think of something.

Phineas nodded and scratched his head a little in thought. He leaned back up against the tree. "I agree...I'm plum out of ideas." Not too surprising, after all, they've been doing something everyday. Eventually, they were going to run out of ideas. If only something would jog their minds...

Candace and Stacy exited the house from the sliding doors and headed towards the fence a few seconds later. "Oh, it's going to be magical!" She said as she left the backyard with Stacy, headed towards her bike.

"I got it, Ferb!" He snapped and stood up quickly off of the ground. "We'll be magicians!" Phineas made some odd gestures with his hands at Ferb as he said this, to further his idea a little.

Ferb waved his hands and pulled a bouqet of flowers out from his sleeve.

"Not bad, Ferb!" Phineas looked around and realized that Perry had wandered off yet again. "Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry, now on another side of the house, placed his secret agenet fedora on his head and went into Agent P mode. "Another successful escape...now to find that panel" He walked on his hind legs towards one of the panels on the side of the house, in search of one of the many secret entrances to the meeting room. He tapped on it and a trapdoor quickly opened in the ground, speedily taking him down to the usual meeting room. Perry landed in the red chair and looked up at the screen. "And now for the briefing. In 5,4,3,2--"

The screen flickered on and Major Monogram stood there, a close up on his face as usual. He cleared his throat and looked at Perry. "Good morning, Agent P. Doofenshmirtz--"

"Of course, who else?"

"--Is up to one of his evil schemes." Monogram lifted a piece of paper up and looked at it as he spoke. "You need to get out there, and put a stop to it!" Monogram saluted to Perry and the screen went back to being blank.

Perry hopped off the chair quickly and ran towards the center of the room. The tile he stood on began to raise up to the ceiling, a hatch opening on the ceiling too. That way he would go up to the surface and to his scooter. "Well, here we go again..."

The screen turned on again and Monogram knocked on his end of the monitor to get Perry's attention. "Uh, wait, Agent P?"

The floor-elevator came back down and Perry turned around, slightly annoyed at this interruption. "What now?"

Monogram chuckled nervously. "I kind of ordered a pizza, and accidentally said carryout instead of delivery. So..." He fiddled with his hands a little, not looking at Perry from time to time. "I was wondering if you could go pick it up for me after defeating Doof. I'd have Karl do it, but he's busy at the moment."

"Laundry's on the spin cycle, sir!" Karl shouted from off-camera.

"Good luck!" The screen turned off again.

"I should be paid extra for this..." The tile rose back up through the hole and up to the grassy surface of the backyard area. Another tile did just the same, this one with Perry's scooter on it. He hopped on his ride and drove off into the distance. "Time to stop Doofenshmirtz!"

Agent P!

"And pick up a pizza."

Cheese Pizza!

Coming Up In Chapter Two: Phineas and Ferb get what they need and Candace gets an unwelcome surprise...