Gilbert Weillschmidt was awesome. There was no deigning this fact. He was the most awesome person in the whole not-awesome world. Of this fact, the Prussian, with hair of silver, and eyes of ruby was certain. Such was the story as he and his younger brother Germany walked into the supermarket.

"Prussia" The German started "Dont get into trouble!"

Prussia scoffed at him, hands on his hips, nose in the air. "C'mon West! I'm your OLDER brother! Dont be thinking that just because your taller than me that makes you better!"

Prussia turned to walk off, leaving his bruder to puts his head into his hands, as though he had a headache coming on. Prussia waltzed through the store, checking out the various things it had to offer. He tried free samples of the new spicy wurst, he played pranks on elderly shoppers, he accidentally left the fish out in the open near Greece and his cats. All of these things were funny, but they weren't AWESOME like he was.

"What I need, is an awesome prank, but not TOO awesome, because nothing is more awesome than me, of course." Gilbert contemplated to himself quietly, as he walked across the floor of the store, only remotely noticing where he was going.

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Germany finished handing up all the items he was buying to the cashier and she rang everything up.

"That'll be 18 dollars please."

Germany dug into his pockets for his wallet, and quickly produced the tender sufficient for the charge. It was just then Prussia rounded the corner, the rubber soles of his combat boots leaving marks on the white tiled floor.

"WEST!" Prussia screamed, before skidding to a halt just before his bruder.

"What is it now Prussia? PLEASE tell me you didn't do something stupid..." Ludwig crossed his arms and stared fiercely at the nation, who has his hands on his knees, sucking in deep gulps of air in an effort to catch his breath.

"W-West... you gotta see this...!" He began to pull on his bruder's arm. Germany wrenched the appendage free and turned to the lady behind the counter.

"I apologize for my older brother, here is the 18 dollars." As soon as the notes left his hand, Prussia grabbed Germany's arm once more, and began pulling him towards an unknown destination. Germany barely had enough time to grab the bags full of wurst. A minute later they were at their destination... the exit. The Prussian once again took a minute to catch his breath.

"West!" He panted out quickly "I am awesome!" He held up a finger, wagging it for emphasis. Germany was unfazed.

"Yeah, I know Prussia, Now let's go." Ludwig started for the exit but Gilbert jumping in front.

"Wait West! Look!" He walked edge of the black square in front of the doors and raised his hand slightly.

"I, The amazing Prussia... Command you to open in the name of my awesomeness!"

He thrust his palm forward, and suddenly, just like magic;

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Gilbert jumped around in exasperation before spinning to face his brother and getting in his face.

"Ha! Take THAT West! Did you see how my pure AWESOMENESS made that door open? THAT DOOR KNOWS WHO'S BOSS!"

"..."

Germany was speechless.

Prussia gloated even more in triumph "What's that West? You want to see it again? You got it!" and he once again turned to face the doors.

"Prussia..."

Germany's voiced gargled out of his mouth, at sheer amazement of his older brother. Gilbert turned, half way in the middle of his chant, to stare at his bruder. "What West? I'm trying to be awesome here!"

Germany put his head in his hand,

"Lieber Gott Preußen, those are automatic doors!"

So, I got bored, and I was up overnight, and got attacked by this plotbunny, and I knew I had to write it down or passout trying.

Thank you to everyone who reviews. This is(of course) my first Hetalia fanfic, so I'll be happy is this brightens anyones day. Thank's for reading! :D