Title: A Day In The Life Of Germany
Character(s) or Paring(s): European nations, Asian nations and North American nations.
Rating: T
Warnings: Mentions of nekkid-ness, innuendos, Prussia, Russia, Roderich's UST & confused Germany.
Summary: Watch, my children, and observe as a certain German named Ludwig writes about his day-to-day life.
Note: Since Denmark's human name has yet to be announced, I'm just gonna call him Denmark. I'll also call the other countries having no human names their country names so...yeah, just a reminder.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. The awesome Hidekaz Himaruya does.
Journal Entry 1
Day 4
5:55 a.m.
Roderich was already out of bed when I woke up, probably cooking breakfast.
The surrounding scent of Bauernfruhstuck should have been enough evidence of that fact.
6 a.m.
I greeted Roderich good morning as I entered the kitchen, the omelet already prepared on the table.
6:01 a.m.
I slipped on the cold floor, somehow managing to pin Roderich on my way down.
6:02 a.m.
Gilbert and Feliciano arrived right as we stumbled onto the floor, a stare-down ensuing afterwards.
6:04 a.m.
I helped Roderich up, who was flushed in embarrassment, explaining to Gilbert what exactly occurred.
6:06 a.m.
Gilbert laughed at me, saying that 'the exact same thing happened to me before'.
That explained why he was pinning Roderich on the kitchen floor yesterday.
6:10 a.m.
Completely overlooking the previous incident, we ate the delicious omelet prepared by Roderich.
6:20 a.m.
I was taking a shower when Roderich suddenly barged into the bathroom, shouting about needing to say something important to me.
He looked like he forgot about it the moment he saw me in the shower. It's rather strange.
6:30 a.m.
Roderich started avoiding me like the plague.
Feliciano also helped in distracting me from Roderich as he kept dragging me away every time he saw me.
7 a.m.
I caught Feliciano streaking while I was taking a walk outside.
7:01 a.m.
I scolded him, covering him with my jacket as I pulled him back home.
Since when has this become a daily routine?
7:30 a.m.
We all left for the meeting arranged by Elizaveta, a tense air surrounding me and Roderich as we left.
That was probably the reason why Gilbert and Feliciano stayed away from us the whole time.
7:56 a.m.
We saw Yong Soo chasing Yao, shouting something across the lines of "I own hyung's breasts, right??" while Yao replied with a "Like hell you do, aru!!"
8 a.m.
We were able to get over the shock of seeing 'that' scene, though it took us four minutes to do so.
9 a.m.
A bucket fell on Feliciano again.
I still don't understand how those buckets appear out of midair.
9:05 a.m.
We saw Braginsky pinning Jones to the wall of our headquarters, a creepy smile on his face as he whispered something to Jones' ear.
But for some reason, instead of looking like he was threatening him –with that dark aura surrounding him-, he looked more like he was sexually harassing Jones.
9:06 a.m.
Completely ignoring that latter incident, we entered the building for the so-called 'summit conference' which was slowly becoming more of a 'hell' and less of a summit conference to me.
10 a.m.
The summit conference proved to be more hellish than before.
Added Notes # 2:
1. Once you've been chosen, you cannot back out. Or else.
2. The chosen nations will be given a map to the manor, while the remaining nations which were not chosen will observe with the hosts.
3. You should pack all the things that you need (clothes, toothbrushes, personal things etc.) for your 30-day stay in the manor.
I might be seeing things, but I think I just saw on the map that our checkpoint was in the middle of a forest.
10:30 a.m.
It seems Elizaveta took pity on us as she told us to 'enjoy what time we had left to see the outside world'.
Though I do admit she was pretty scary when she told us that we were supposed to return exactly at 6 'or else'.
10:35 a.m.
Elizaveta dismissed us, a large smile on her face as she did so.
There was also this dark aura around her when I looked closely enough.
10:45 a.m.
We 'accidentally' saw Feliks sitting on Toris' lap when we looked back at the conference room.
Why is it that we keep seeing weird things wherever we go?
10:46 p.m.
We all hurriedly left except for Gilbert who thought it would be fun to take pictures of 'that scene' and use it as blackmail.
10:55 a.m.
Roderich left and told us that he was going to eat lunch with Elizaveta.
I've been left alone with Feliciano again.
11 a.m.
I found out that the name of that restaurant by Feliciano's place was 'Olive Garden'.
They serve really delicious grilled Steak Crostada.
11:05 a.m.
Gilbert joined us as we ate lunch, ordering some grilled Chicken Crostada.
11:09 a.m.
We saw Jones and Kirkland at the table behind us, Kirkland flushing in embarrassment as Jones teased him mercilessly.
Since when have those two been on good terms that they were able to eat together at the same place without anything being destroyed?
11:15 a.m.
We left the restaurant only to see Bonnefoy and Jones together; Bonnefoy with his arm around Jones' shoulders. Weirdly enough, Jones was blushing when Bonnefoy did that.
Didn't we just see Jones with Kirkland in the restaurant earlier?
11:30 a.m.
We were just about to go home when suddenly, a scream of "RAIVIIIIIIIIIS!!!" was heard close by.
Why are people suddenly acting weird today?
11:55 a.m.
We managed to get home safely after that incident, Gilbert laughing about how everyone's suddenly gone crazy.
I'm somehow doubting that he isn't crazy himself.
12 p.m.
I was 'ambushed' by Gilbert while I was taking a walk.
12:05 p.m.
Gilbert asked me if I 'had a thing for Feliciano'.
One way or another, I was able to understand what he meant by 'thing'; which in turn made me blush and sputter in indignation.
I'd rather forget that ever happened.
12:08 p.m.
Roderich returned home just as Gilbert tried to kiss me.
I think he's been traumatized.
12:10 p.m.
I tried telling Roderich that it was just a misunderstanding, but Gilbert just kept making everything worse with the way he was trying to grope me.
Is this what brothers normally act like?
12:13 p.m.
We returned to the house, Roderich still in a shocked state as he blushed from head to toe.
12:15 p.m.
Feliciano suddenly gave me a hug right as we returned home, saying that it was a 'welcome back' hug.
12:35 p.m.
I discovered the hiding place of Roderich's piano.
I tried my hand at the piano, realizing afterwards how Roderich was able to 'let out his emotions' in playing it.
1 p.m.
I found out that I had a basement in my house filled with many old things.
I also found a painting of a little girl in a maid dress there, though I'm a bit confused as to who it was and who painted it.
2 p.m.
I entered the living room, only to see Gilbert cuddling Feliciano and saying 'how cute he was and that he should go live with him'.
I felt angry and, for some reason; a bit...possessive, when Gilbert said those words.
2:01 p.m.
Feliciano told Gilbert that he 'liked being with Germany and he doesn't want to leave him.'
I think my heart fluttered when I heard that.
Is this reaction supposed to be normal?
2:30 p.m.
I still don't understand how a hole managed to appear in my backyard with Feliciano inside it.
2:35 p.m.
I saw Gilbert passed out on the kitchen table, empty mugs of beer surrounding him.
Why is it that I'm the little brother when I'm the one who always takes care of him?
3 p.m.
Feliciano had a siesta again, me being his pillow; though it was a bit awkward since he was half-naked.
3:30 p.m.
Roderich noticed Feliciano sleeping on my lap, a blank expression on his face as he saw us.
He's probably angry at me, if the glare he pointed at me –or was it at both of us?- wasn't enough proof.
4 p.m.
Feliciano woke, greeting me with a smile as he sat up from my lap.
I have to admit that I missed his warmth when he left.
4:10 p.m.
Gilbert walked into the living room, asking me if I was the one who covered him with the blanket.
It was one of the rare times that he said 'thank you' to me.
4:45 p.m.
We all packed our bags, with me noting down everything they brought.
Feliciano: everything used to make pasta.
Roderich: every one of his musical compositions.
Gilbert: almost all of the beer in my house.
I'm probably hallucinating, but I think I just saw Gilbert packing my clothes (was that my underwear?) in his bag.
Definitely hallucinating.
5 p.m.
We all left to find the manor, leaving together so as not to get lost –though it was mostly because of Roderich that I suggested the latter-.
5:20 p.m.
We bumped into Vash just as we were about to enter the supposed forest, who in turn said that he wasn't mentioned as one of the chosen nations, but he was assigned as the game's 'supervisor'.
I think my night was getting worse by the minute.
6 p.m.
We all managed to arrive at our destination with Gilbert shouting about how we were able to find it because of 'his awesome guidance'.
I think I'll restrain myself, just this once.
6:01 p.m.
I have to admit, I was impressed with the manor, both the inside and the outside.
I think I just saw a pool outside...
6:02 p.m.
I just discovered that it wasn't Jones that was with Bonnefoy earlier, rather, his 'brother' Matthew.
But even if I mistook Matthew for Jones earlier, I found that I didn't mistake Jones for Matthew.
Maybe it was his 'strong' personality. Or maybe not.
6:03 p.m.
We all gathered in the rather spacious living room as Elizaveta made her entrance with Kiku, Yao, Yong Soo and Vash beside her.
6:05 p.m.
Another set of rules and reminders were announced, as well as a clue on how to win.
Rules & Reminders:
1. No killing, maiming, or harassing of nations in the manor, or else you will be evicted.
2. Vash will be the supervisor of this 30-day game, so make sure not to get on his temper.
3. There will be a multitude of games contained in their 30-day game which will be led by Elizaveta, Yong Soo, Kiku, Vash and Yao.
4. Those aforementioned people will divide the nations into three groups for their room setting, each group composed of 6 nations.
5. Those groups which are chosen by the hosts will be further divided according to the rules of their daily games.
6. The prize for the winner(s) of this game will be one request, no limits or restrictions whatsoever.
7. A clue to win: try to be more friendly with other nations, and do your best to appeal to the hosts of the game.
6:10 p.m.
The groups were then announced.
Room 1:
Poland
Lithuania
Latvia
Estonia
Turkey
Greece
Room 2:
Sweden
Finland
Denmark
Iceland
Norway
Sealand (?)
Room 3:
Germany
Austria
Italy
Romano
Spain
Prussia
Room 4:
America
England
France
Canada
Russia
Belarus
6:55 p.m.
Many complaints were made, mostly by Heracles and Sadiq.
There was also a tense aura surrounding Jones, Braginsky, Oxenstierna and Denmark when you looked more closely at them.
I think I saw Lovino glaring at me from his place beside Antonio.
6:57 p.m.
Elizaveta gave those people who complained a creeper smile as she told them to get into their respective rooms.
I have to remember not to get on her bad side.
7 p.m.
We all went to our rooms, a few mutterings of complaint heard mostly from the occupants of room one and some from room four.
7:05 p.m.
For some reason, even though there were six beds for all of us, Feliciano still insisted on sleeping with me.
Lovino also hit him with a pillow, saying that he shouldn't even get close to 'that potato-bastard.'
Antonio just pulled him away and settled him on the bed farthest from mine which somehow became Feliciano's.
7:20 p.m.
I observed my roommates before I got to sleep, noting that Antonio's bed was next to Lovino's, whose bed was next to Gilbert's, whose bed was next to Roderich's, whose bed was next to Feliciano's, whose bed –which he didn't even use- was next to mine which was closest to the door.
I think my life's just hit a downhill road, which is getting worse by the second.
A/N: Thank you so much for the reviews! Here's the Austrian cakes I promised~ *hands out some cakes*
EmoLollipop: So, so true...
Albinokitten: OMG SOMEONE FINALLY KEYSMASHED ASDJERKJLASD :DDD
thefullygirlalchemist: No one can even dare to compete with the awesomest of the awesome that is Gilbert...it's the sad, sad truth...
TacoDao: Was this epic enough?
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Rinael: Ah, thank you so much for understanding!
Gerosan: Poor, poor Gilbert indeed...