A/N: Hello, Mizuki here! Well, this is my first story on fanfiction, and it just happens to be yaoi! Yay! Anyway, hopefully this turns out to be good. But honestly, reading this story myself, I found it to be ok, but give me some feedback and hopefully, you'll think better than I do. I always think my writing sucks, but other people seem to like it.

Shout out to xbuttonsx, who encouraged me to publish this, and hopefully is still eager to read this. And thanks to Azurela, who's "Born in the Wrong Body" gave me slight inspiration. I got most of my inspiration from "RuPauls Drag Race." I just love me some drag queens! And special thanks to my lovely beta, Bexmar! Without her, this story would have looked like unedited crap! "^_^

Note: Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are not brothers. That is all.

Warnings: Yaoi, slight Yuri, MAJOR OOCness, AU, cross-dressing, girly-boys, homophobes, and transvestites.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. If I did, they wouldn't be stating the obvious all the damn time.

Now let the fun begin!

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Chapter One: Getting Ready

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...thump...thump...thump...thump...

He could hear it.

He could hear the incessant thumping coming from that damned room across the hall.

He was about to go over there when it stopped. Sighing, he settled down and tried to go back to sleep...when it started again. 'Goddamn it!' He thought, growling, 'If he doesn't stop, right now, I'm going to...!'

Then the thumping got louder.

And louder.

And he snapped.

"INUYASHA!!" Naraku yelled, loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.

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Inuyasha instantly stopped jumping on his bed when he thought he heard his name. He figured it was his brother, so he stopped, just to be safe.

He couldn't help it though, he was so excited! Tomorrow, he was going to start his sophomore year at Shikon no Tama High School! Just that thought got him excited again, and he started dancing on the bed so that it was hitting the wall. New people, new teachers, new environment! It sounded fun! Right then, his hot pink cell phone started to ring.

At first he wondered who could be calling him at this time of night. Then he saw it was his brother.

"Yeah, Nii-san?"

"If you don't stop that damn thumping, right now, you little bastard, I'm going to come in there, kick your ass, tie you to a chair and shove sleeping pills down your SCRAWNY LITTLE THROAT!!"

Bringing the phone back to his ear, Inuyasha pouted, "But Nii-san, I'm excited about tomorrow!"

"I don't give a flying fuck if you're happy! Sit your ass down and shut the fuck up!"

Inuyasha whimpered into the phone and spoke in a very sad and pathetic voice, "Why are you so mad, Aniki?"

He heard Naraku sigh into the phone and grinned in triumph. He knew the 'puppy voice' would work. "I'm sorry Inu, I had a really hard day at work; I have a trial on Monday and my boss is a total ass. I'm just really stressed out. But I'm serious. You need to go to bed. It's late and you need to get up early. You have to be at school at eight and you know how long it takes you to get ready."

"Whatever," Inuyasha said, now smiling, "It's not like you're any better."

"Hah, better than you!" Naraku replied, grinning, "Now go to bed, we leave at seven."

"Yeah, yeah. Goodnight, Nii-san."

"Night? More like morning," the man muttered, "Night 'Yasha."

Chuckling, Inuyasha hung up. Actually listening to his brother, he laid his head down, ready to sleep.

'I can't wait' he thought, grinning, 'Tomorrow's gonna be fun!'

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White hair.

White hair with black streaks in it.

And golden eyes; beautiful, amber eyes.

Slowly, the black shirt came off, to reveal a wonderfully muscled and pale chest. Flawless hands went down to the pants zipper and slowly pulled down; the other hand pulling at the underwear. He had a peak of white curls, then lower...

"You better work! (Cover girl!)

Work it girl (... of the world!)

Wet your lips, and make love to the camera!"

Growling, Inuyasha picked up his obnoxiously loud cell phone.

"What?!" he ground out.

"My, my, so hostile." He heard Naraku say, "What's wrong with you?"

"I was just in the middle of a very tasty striptease when I was rudely interrupted by you!"

"Ooh striptease! Who was it?"

"I don't know."

"Ooh, a mysterious striptease! How was it?"

"That doesn't matter!" yelled the blushing teen, "Now what do you want?"

"Oh yeah, I forgot. Its 5:45."

"And…?"

"Forgot already, huh? You asked me to get you up around five, so you could get ready for school and so we could get down there early." His smug voice was quickly diminishing Inuyasha's patience and tolerance for his brother and wrinkled his nose as he whined, "Eww…I said that?"

"Yes you did. Now get up, we're leaving at 7:15."

"Gaah, that's so early!"

"Oh, shut up and get ready!" And with that, Naraku hung up.

"Bastard..." Inuyasha grumbled, before reluctantly getting out of bed and going to the bathroom.

Turning on the shower, he placed his hand under the water until it got to the right temperature. He stripped off his tank top and shorts and walked under the hot, cascading water. Sighing contentedly, he took out his cucumber melon body and hair wash, pouring some on his loofa. After washing up and simply relaxing under the hot water for ten minutes, he got out, wrapped a towel around his slim waist and started his morning rituals.

Drying his rear-length hair, he walked out of the bathroom to his vanity mirror. He glared at his reflection until an idea formed.

"Hey, Naraku?"

"Yeah?" his brother yelled from across the hall.

"Pink or black?!" There was a short pause.

"Black!"

Inuyasha grinned, "Thanks!"

Tying her hair into a loose ponytail, she sighed and took out her makeup kit, saying with a happy smile on her face, "Well, let's get started!"

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Looking into his full-body mirror, Inuyasha had to admit it: he looked sexy!

He had on tight black-and-white plaid skinny jeans with black suspenders hanging off the side and a black tub top underneath a short sleeved hoodie. On his delicate feet were fishnet stockings and three-inch stiletto pumps. He accessorized with a black watch, black-and-white bracelets and white skull earrings. His long black hair was tied up in a tight ponytail, but loose enough so that a few strands of hair fell out of the scrunchie, framing his gently-angled face.

With one last satisfied look, he walked down the stairs, purse in hand.

When he got to the bottom of the stairs, his brother gave him a once-over before saying one word: "Whore."

"What?!" Inuyasha shrieked, a fierce expression set in his face. "Whore?!"

"Fishnets and 3-inch heels? Inu, that practically screams 'heifer.'" Naraku's stare was merciless.

"Wha- It's sexy and sophisticated!" Inuyasha tried to justify but was instantly shot down again as Naraku responded, "Inuyasha, it's slutty."

"It is not!" the boy yelled, now red from anger.

"Hmph. Whatever." His brother sighed, giving up for now and turned towards the door. "Where's your bookbag?"

"In the car." Inuyasha grumbled an almost inaudible response.

"Good, let's go." Inuyasha followed his brother to the car, his morning already off to a bad start.

"Aww, what's wrong?" Naraku said when they got in the car, making a fake pout, "The little puppy's sad?"

"Shuddup!" the boy spat at the stab at his name.

"Aw, I know what'll cheer you up!" The elder man then took out a CD and skipped to the right track.

Inuyasha had his arms crossed and was glaring out the window. But as soon as he heard what the song was, a huge grin broke out on his face.

"Ha-Ha, well now, we call this the act of mating.

But there are several other

Very important differences

Between human beings and animals

That you should know about."

Naraku started thrusting his hips in time with the beat. Then he stopped and turned to his little brother, mouthing the words: "I'd appreciate your input," then started car-dancing to the music.

Inuyasha just laughed and studied his elder brother. Naraku was pretty. No, he was more than pretty, he was gorgeous. He, like his brother, had his long hair in a ponytail with two long strands hanging on his shoulders. His eyelids covered in blue eye shadow, contrasting beautifully with his fierce crimson eyes. His designer gray pants suit went great with his black 3-inch boots. Along with his good looks and great sense of style, his brother had a great personality. He once asked his brother why he didn't have a boyfriend. He simply shrugged and said "Haven't found the one yet." The conversation ended there.

"C'mon Inu, sing with me!" his brother yelled over the music. Smiling, Inuyasha obeyed.

"You and me, baby, we ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it, like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Do it again now

You and me, baby we ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it, like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Getting' horny now"

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By the time they reached Shikon High, both Naraku and Inuyasha were singing and dancing to 'Gay Bar.' Quite loudly. And off-key. People had to cover their ears as they drove past, the screeching was so terrible. Like the cawing of crows, or nails on a chalkboard. Well...that was putting it nicely.

When Inuyasha saw the student's faces, he let out a loud cackle. Seeing their faces as well, Naraku chuckled. He turned to Inuyasha and smiled as he said, "Well Inu, here we are. You ready?"

"Yeah. Let's just hope it goes better than that other place." Inuyasha sighed out, shivering slightly as he recalled what had happened at 'that other place.' An awkward silence passed between them at the mention of that place. Until Inuyasha broke it, that is. "Well...I, uh...better go in before I'm late."

"Yeah," Naraku said, happy that the awkward moment passed quickly. "Have a good day, Miss 'Yasha."

Inuyasha grinned, turning to her 'sister' and replied girlishly, "Bye, Miss Naruka," before putting their faces next to each others as they kissed the air near the other's cheek. Inuyasha leaned back and got out the car.

"Bye, sis!"

"Have fun!" the elder 'woman' replied with a slight smirk. Inuyasha returned it with an evil smile and responded in a sugar-saturated voice, "Oh, I will!"

She then turned around and walked towards the school. Behind her, she could hear Naruka laughing and the screech of tires.

Inuyasha looked up at her school. Hefting her pink bookbag on her shoulder and her black and white Dolce & Gabbana purse in her hand, she looked up at the tall building.

'This is gonna be fun!' She thought before walking in through the front doors.

Oh yes. Fun, Indeed.

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So how did you like it? I hope it wasn't too bad... -looks worried-

Anyways! Please review and tell what you think of it! Constructive criticism is welcome, but anyone acts like a total bitch, I'll be one right back!

And no flames! Flames will be watered down, lol.

I would really love it if you guys liked it, because I really want to publish this. If I don't I'll be mad at myself.

So R&R!

Mizuki.