A/N: Hey guys, God I feel so sick. Fever should be gone and I'm left with sore throat and coughing. I hope it's not swine flu…ugh. Anyways, I'm sorry about the late update, but everything was so sluggish. Sorry about that guys. Anyways, this chapter will be based on the episode, Monkey Love. So please read and review!
Important Note: I need guest stars and romance ideas. Plus I want to know if I should make a mini series of lemons of the penguins and the girls. Message me and tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: I do not own Penguins of Madagascar, Dream Works and Nickelodeon does. I only own the OCs. And the song Say OK is by Vanessa Hudgens
"Only a few more days…" Carolyn panicked as the team walked to the zoo. It was another visit to the home of the ex-penguins. Carolyn, one again, was panicking over the New Years tradition. And once again, Carolyn would gain the world record of most annoying girl over traditions to a secret agent team. "Oh my gosh, what am I going to do!?"
"Simple, print out a damn picture of Orlando—" Vivian yelled, but Kowalski clamped her mouth shut. Some people stared, but went back to their business.
"Try not to make a scene Vivian," Skipper chuckled as they entered the zoo. They went to see Marlene first. The otter immediately recognized them and swam over.
"Hey guys!" She greeted and the team smiled and greeted back. "Um…what's wrong with her?" The otter asked, pointing to Carolyn who was moping.
"Ignore her," Vivian sighed and Marlene shrugged.
"Hey, did you guys see the new chimp?" Marlene asked and the guys shook their heads. "Phil's in love with her. In fact, here they are." Marlene waved over to Phil and Mason as they came over.
"I say, you came to visit again?" Mason smiled and Skipper chuckled.
"Yeah," The leader smirked while Rico snickered.
"So he's in love?" Rico pointed to Phil and Marlene hopped over the fence and walked over to the group.
"Yup, so we just need candles under the moonlight, a guitar—no wait, a Spanish guitar," Marlene giggled and then continued, "And then oysters that spell out your name 'Marlene'…" She sighed. Vivian blinked while Carolyn blinked twice. This otter sure knows her ways of romance.
"Um…but her name is Lulu," Mason corrected, snapping Marlene out of her daydream.
"Huh?" Marlene shook her head. "Oh, well anyways, you've got to capture her heart so—" But she was cut off by Kowalski and Skipper.
"Kowalski, I need a plan on love right away," The leader ordered and Marlene narrowed her eyes.
"Hey, hey, hey! They came for my help so my mission," She huffed and Vivian rolled her eyes.
"Well you said capture and that automatically makes it our mission," Kowalski informed and Private nodded.
"Sorry Marlene, but that's the code," He reasoned and Marlene crossed her arms.
"And do you guys knowing anything about scoring a girl?" Asked the model, raising an eyebrow and crossing her arms, doubting they know anything. The boys only blinked at her.
"We'll give it a shot," Kowalski shrugged. "But we'll need to know what this Lulu wants and likes." Phil looked at Mason.
"Oh no…" He said, but Phil smiled sheepishly and begged and Mason sighed. "Oh alright."
The plan took in place. Kowalski looked around and handed Mason a walkie-talkie who slid it between his newspaper. Then he walked over to Lulu as the others sat near the other walkie-talkie, listening.
"Hello Lulu, I have a friend who would like to…um...court with you," Mason began and Lulu jumped down with excitement.
"Oh really? And what does he look like?" She asked. She looked at Mason with interest.
"Well he looks sort of like me—" But he was cut off.
"Oh of course!" She cried out in joy and on the other end, Phil smiled as Skipper high-fived him. "Of course I'll go out with you, you shy little fellow!" Phil's jaw dropped.
"Ooh….ouch. Total wipeout there," Vivian winced inwardly and crossed her arms.
"Sure—wait what?" Mason turned away, stopped and crashed into the tire swing, only bumping himself and getting close to Lulu.
Back at the base, Mason apologized to Phil while Skipper paced around. Carolyn and Vivian rolled their eyes. Guys obviously had no idea in romance. Lulu was now thinking that Mason is in love with her, not Phil. A total screw up.
"Kowalski, give me love options!" Skipper smirked and ordered while Kowalski looked at his clipboard.
"Um…uh…let's see…" The genius flipped through the pages and Carolyn rolled her eyes.
"You got nothing don't you?" She stated and Kowalski blushed in embarrassment.
"W-Well this is the first time I've done love options!' He defended. It was true; Skipper didn't allow love on duty. No smoothies made out of love, no falling in love, no thinking about love, anything with love wasn't allowed back then.
"Options on how to capture the chimp's heart!" Skipper demanded and Kowalski finally got something and wrote it down.
"We could make an incision around here—" And he was cut off with Private.
"Um, I heard that in the cold, the girls sit on the guy's lap?" Private guessed and Skipper chuckled.
"Alright then, private you're the new options guy," Skipper declared and Kowalski frowned.
"But I'm the options guy," He said slowly and Vivian rolled her eyes.
"Love, it's only for the day, you always will be our options guy in love," Vivian winked and hugged Kowalski as he felt like he could turn to mush. Marlene stared and rolled her eyes.
"Uh guys, moonlight, guitar, oysters?" She tried suggesting it, but was ignored.
"Anything else Private?" Skipper tapped his chin and Private thought for a moment.
"Oh! Maybe we can do something to make Phil show off some muscle?" The young one suggested while stretching and Skipper smirked.
"I like that idea soldier," Skipper chuckled.
"Wouldn't it be easier for him to just talk to her?" Vivian suggested. How hard can talking be?
"Um…Phil doesn't speak, he uses sign language," Mason corrected, making Vivian nod. It made sense at least.
"No, we're going to make Phil save the female," Skipper chuckled as the second plan took place. The girls found it pointless.
While the others were setting up, Mason and Lulu were chatting and sipping tea with bananas. Vivian hated this idea because they had to dress up. She and Carolyn were the back up plan. Pirates…seriously…pirates. The four dressed up as cowboys, which made Vivian laugh hysterically.
"Seriously, cowboy thieves in the zoo? Isn't that just a little bit…oh I don't know, stupid?" Vivian suggested as she tried to regain her composure. Rico took off the hat and ruffled his hair up while Skipper rolled his eyes.
"Got any better ideas then?" Asked the cowboy to the pirate captain.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do," Vivian smirked. Once again, the plan started all over again.
"Why yes, I do love ballet, poetry and English literature," Mason smiled and sipped his tea with Lulu as she giggled and sighed dreamily. Phil was in position behind a tree.
"Oh Mason, you're such a sweet soul," She sighed and on cue, the girls and the boys came out in grey uniforms and nets.
"Alright, let's poach these chimps and get outta here," Vivian ordered and Mason on his cue, raised his hands up.
"Poachers! There's nothing we can do now!" Mason cried out as Skipper, Rico, and Vivian got closer.
"Heh, look at the wimpy one, can't even protect his girlfriend," Rico sneered and they got out their cages.
"We're doomed," Mason wailed.
"Like this chimp can take us on," Skipper jabbed a net at Mason's gut. This angered Lulu. She grabbed Skipper's hand and growled.
"You may not be able to take him on, but I can! I'm from Hoboken (A/N: I really have no idea how to spell the place where she's from so sorry if I got it wrong.)," She gave the team a menacing look as she threw Skipper out of the way. Skipper groaned as he rubbed his head as he hit a tree. The rest of the team looked from Lulu to him, then back to Lulu and then him. Finally they stared at her as she raised her arms up, gave a chimp wailing cry and starts charging towards the team.
"Crazy monkey!!" Vivian screamed as the team retreated. They ran for it as Phil proudly walked over, but saw that it was pointless as Lulu chased the rest of the "poachers." He awkwardly went back to the tree. The team got beaten up by Lulu.
"Okay, the poacher idea sucked!" Carolyn moaned out as she placed an ice pack on her head.
"I know…I didn't think monkeys—" Vivian was cut off by Mason.
"Chimp," He corrected and the model glared at him.
"Chimps were that tough…" She rubbed her head as Skipper held two ice packs to him. One on his head, the other on his groin.
"Did she have to kick me at the crotch!?" He hissed and Vivian shrugged.
"Well here's another idea—" Private was going to say, but Skipper cut him off. He was getting sick of ideas that didn't work.
"I'm not gonna take another love idea. Let's go with your plan," Skipper declared, pointing to Marlene. She beamed in joy.
"Great! We just need candles, moonlight, and— " But she never got to finish as Skipper interrupted and pushed Marlene out of the way, pointing to Kowalski.
"Actually I was talking about his idea," Skipper clarified and Kowalski smiled.
"What is so hard with talking to her?" Vivian sighed and crossed her arms. "Even in sign language," She added before Mason could say anything else.
Outside, the team got the things ready as Kowalski explained the plan once more to the team. Rico and Private were setting up the crate of bananas as Skipper drew the X. Vivian and Carolyn got the rope and began to hook it on to the crate.
"Alright, Mason, you lead Lulu to the X, making sure she stands directly on it. We'll cut the rope from the top, dropping the crate onto her, then Phil will come in and push her out of the way just in time," Kowalski explained and the chimps nodded.
Once again, the plan took in place as Mason strolled along side with Lulu as she spoke to him. Once they've made it to the destination, Mason turned to her.
"Stay right here, don't move an inch," He smiled and then looked down. She wasn't really directly on. "Actually move an inch to your right," He told her as she stepped to her side. She was off more now. "Your other right," Mason corrected as she finally stood directly on the X. "Great, now stay right here."
And with that, he gave a thumbs up to signal Kowalski as he cut the rope. But the rope didn't break. He looked at it strangely. Thinking it was his cue, Phil jumped out and pushed Lulu out of the way, though nothing dropped. Lulu thought of this as if it was an insult and she shoved him off.
"Get off me! Who do you think you are!?" She shouted as Phil smiled nervously, running away with her chasing him. Mason walked over to the X and looked around as Kowalski walked over with his clipboard.
"Where are the falling bananas?" Mason asked, looking around while Kowalski gave a grave look at Carolyn and Vivian.
"Hey, her fault not mine," Vivian raised her hands up in defense as Carolyn smiled sheepishly.
"Opps…" She laughed nervously.
"Apparently Carolyn misplaced the role with nylon rope instead of cotton, but no worries, I replaced it quickly so now it should be okay," Kowalski smiled as the crate suddenly dropped and landed on Mason.
"Ohh…total knockout right there," Vivian winced and Rico whistled.
"Complete K.O.," He added.
The group met up afterwards and sighed. This was getting pointless. All of their plans were failing and weren't working. They were going to give up until Skipper came over them with a test tube. Vivian looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
"And what the hell is that?" Carolyn asked, poking it and Skipper glared.
"Gentlemen…and ladies…I give you…love position number 37…" He narrowed his eyes as the three ex-penguins gasped loudly.
"37!?" They gasped out and Vivian raised an eyebrow at them. Carolyn blinked and when Mason unplugged the cork out, the stench was dreadful. Vivian turned green and gasped, clutching her nose. She glared at Skipper.
"What the fuck do you put in that thing!?" She could've screamed, but saving air, she seethed through her teeth. Skipper coughed waved the stench away from his face.
"I forgot, but it attracted something that's for sure," Skipper shrugged as Phil added some of the dreadful stuff on. Suddenly the flamingos' heads popped up. They smiled and grinned wildly as they chased Phil around the zoo.
"Hello gorgeous!" They shouted, still chasing him.
"I don't see how they could find him gorgeous though…" Carolyn blinked and shook her head.
"…So that's what number 37 attracted…."
"Alright genius, what now?!" Vivian snapped.
"Skipper maybe we should listen to Marlene," Mason suggested and she beamed.
"Yes! Finally, it's about time you listen to someone!" She declared and then Skipper snapped his fingers.
"That's right!" He grabbed Mason and the others and went to Julien. Marlene couldn't believe this. No one was listening to her. Don't worry, we all feel that way sometimes. Vivian currently right now also when Skipper won't take her idea to just talk to Lulu. Sadly, the leader is too stupid and stubborn to figure things out about love.
"Two words, listen carefully—no wait, those weren't the two words you were supposed to hear!" The stupid, dense, idiotic—must I go on?—rambled on. Mason was getting impatient.
"What are the two words!?" He demanded and Julien smirked.
"Roller disco," He told them and then the chimps blinked. At night, the area placed for the roller disco was set up. Vivian and Carolyn couldn't believe that they had to set bananas up as hearts. Skipper and Kowalski had to makes a few wire arrangements for the disco ball and lighting. Private and Rico had to run to a store to buy sunglasses and a rose while Julien instructed Phil what to do.
They also supported the music and once it starts, Lulu walked over to see what the noise was all about. She was amazed at how well Phil can dance and Maurice strapped some roller skates on Lulu also as Phil placed a rose in his mouth and took Lulu to dance while skating.
"No one can resist the power of the roller disco!" Julien shouted as Phil ended sweeping Lulu off her feet…literally. She crashed into the bananas, then into some heavy metal with a bucket of bolts landing on her head and the tall supporter for the disco lights fell and hit her head. "Release the dogs!" The stupid king ordered and barks were to be heard and a scream.
"I think you meant doves," Maurice corrected and Julien smiled sheepishly.
"Yes, I think doves would do much better," He replied and winced as he watched.
Lulu had enough of this. She locked herself in the crate was in when she arrived and wouldn't come out. Marlene and the others were giving off pointless suggested as they were now clueless. Marlene decided to make her plan as she ran back to crack oysters which the girls knew it was pointless. Phil gave a few signs to Mason who gasped as he walked towards the crate.
"What is it?" Skipper demanded.
"Phil is going to…talk to her!" Mason gasped out. The other s gasped also except for Vivian. It was her idea and point where he should've just talked to her in the first place.
The silent chimpanzee knocked on the crate as Lulu opened it just a bit. She snapped at him as he began to use many hand signs. She read them out loud, astonished, but could not read the last one, but Mason came to the rescue and translated it. And he quickly added a note saying it was Phil saying it, not him. Lulu smiled and took hold of Phil's hand.
"Why didn't you say so earlier?" She asked as they smiled and walked off together.
"That's it?" Rico raised an eyebrow as Skipper blinked.
"That was it? He just talked with her and that was it?" The leader was bemused. Kowalski looked at his clipboard.
"The mysteries of love are quite difficult," Kowalski shrugged.
"So…Vivian was right all along? He just needed to talk with her?" Private looked at his team who nodded. Then Rico noticed how the girls were gone.
"Hey, where are they anyways?" Rico asked as they heard music start to play. They ran over to the source. Phil smiled as Lulu squealed, hearing music play.
"To end this show, a song for the loved ones," Carolyn winked and giggled as the music blasted though the speakers. But it wasn't loud, obnoxious party music like Julien's. It was a right tempo beat.
(Eh if you want to fit in with the music, find Say OK and play it –Shrugs and listens to mp3-)
"You are fine, you are sweet, but I'm still a bit naïve with my heart," Vivian began as Phil started to make hand signs.
"I'd love to dance with you Phil," Lulu smiled as they began to dance.
"When you're close, I don't breathe, I can't find the words to speak, I feel sparks," Vivian smiled as she watched the two chimps dance. Sure they weren't human, but they understood.
But I don't wanna be
into you
If you're not looking for true love
No, I don't wanna
start seeing you
If I can't be your only one, so tell me
When it's
not alright, when it's not ok
Will you try to make me feel
better?
Will you say alright? Will you say ok?
Will you stick
with me through whatever
Or run away?
Say that it's
gonna be alright
That it's gonna be ok
"Great, let's dance!" Carolyn giggled and grabbed for a random partner. And the unlucky guy was Rico. (A/N: Hey, a little mix up is good. xD) He yelped as she pulled him forward and danced. Poor Rico needed ice after four minutes. Rico managed to get her to dance with a cardboard cut out of him.
"That girl can't dance for shit," He gasped out, rubbing his feet. Skipper laughed as Private winced. Kowalski shook his head and continued to look at his clipboard.
When you call I
don't know
If I should pick up the phone every time
I'm not
like all my friends
Who keep calling up the boys, I'm so shy
"Let us boogie!!" Julien shouted as he danced. Even though the music didn't fit his music and ways of dance, the king of dancing and annoyance had managed to find his own way to dance.
"I like this song," Mort smiled and Maurice rolled his eyes.
"Mort, you don't even know this song and you don't even know its meaning," Maurice shot back and Mort smiled.
"I still like this song," He grinned.
But I don't wanna be
into you
If you don't treat me the right way
See, I can only
start seeing you
If you can make my heart feel safe
Feel safe!
When it's
not alright, when it's not ok
Will you try to make me feel
better?
Will you say alright? Will you say ok?
Will you stick
with me through whatever
Or run away?
Say that
it's gonna be alright
That it's gonna be ok
Don't run away,
don't run away
"Oh well, let's join," Kowalski shrugged as he and Vivian danced as she continued to sing the song to the two love chimps.
"Oh Phil, this is the best day of my life!" Lulu cried out in joy as Phil smiled.
Let me know if it's
gon' be you
Boy, you got some things to prove
Let me know that
you'll keep me safe
I don't want you to run away
So let me
know that you'll call on time
Let me know that you'll help me
shine
Will you wipe my tears away?
Will you hold me closer?
The group continued to dance as the moonlight shined down on them. Everyone was happy and as Marlene came back, her jaw dropped. She pried fifteen oysters for nothing.
"H-Hey!" She shouted, but no one listened.
When it's not
alright, when it's not ok
Will you try to make me feel better
Will
you say alright? Will you say ok?
Will you stick with me through
whatever
Or run away?
Say that
it's gon' be alright
That it's gon' be ok
Don't run away
Vivian sang and twirled her way to Skipper who awkwardly danced with her. She smiled as he blushed. He never was the type to dance anyways. The night was just perfect as they danced away.
Say that it's gon'
be alright
That it's gon' be ok, don't run away
Will you say
ok?
Say that
it's gon' be alright
That it's gon' be ok, don't run away
Will
you say ok?