Reasons why Sterling Knight is Better than Edward Cullen part 2!

Disclaimer: I don't own Cody Martin, SWAC, Edward, or Sterling (except a bunch of posters of him!)

You guys, now it's time to get your brain gears working—I'm getting a lot of repeated ideas like "he's just hotter" or something, but that won't do. These have to be FUNNY! Lol. Be as creative as you can be, you can mention anything about people who know them, their furniture, their hobbies, anything!!

Thank you for all who've reviewed! (I'll personally address you in the next chapter) I never would had thought this story/list could get so many reviews!! In the parenthesis is the person who created the idea, unless it was my own.

21. SK doesn't have eyebrows like caterpillars.(TheEntertainer26)

22. Sterling can hula-hoop!!! (check it out on youtube!)

23. Sterling's eyes sparkle, and well, ol' Eddie's entire body sparkles. As Cody Martin would say, "Glitter is a flavor, not the whole meal!" (WalkingOnSonshine)

24. Well, Cullen is the same as Santa: he "sees you when you're sleeping. And knows when you're awake." So there, Edward Stalkerpants. (WalkingOnSonshine, KSpazzed, and me)

25. His fangirls don't have ridiculous names like "Twihards". Gag. No offense to those among us who are, in fact, Twihards. (KSpazzed)

26. Sterling means 'starling', which is a type of awesome, pretty bird; Edward means 'wealthy guardian'. Basically, Sterling is exotic, awesome, and mysterious, and Edward just means that he's got money and is an overprotective psychopath. (KSpazzed)

27. Edward denied us the opportunity to watch drama unfold if he got mad at Bella for making out with Jacob. Screw that, Edward. Sterling's ultra ego, Chad Dylan Cooper, is the king of drama. There's a reason we buy celebrity magazines, folks. (KSpazzed)

28. Edward always seems to have this...almost scowl, whereas Sterling has a warm, inviting, lovable, light-up-a-room smile painted across his lovely face a lot of the time. And you just can't help but smile along with him. (Kylie Robbins)

29. Zach Sang, and awesome radio host dude, has stated that Sterling will be the next Mother Theresa. He wants to make a difference in the world people! Edward's just…hiding from the world.

30. Sterling has dedication, alright? He wishes to start the Floss Revolution!!!

31. Sterling's face hasn't been too overproduced everywhere on every single frickin' magazine and poster like Edward's.

32. Sterling plays characters, Edward is just one. (inkheard4evr)

33. Sterling's been in a movie AND a TV show! Beat that, Eddie!

34. SK IS AVAILABLE! EC has already MARRIED Bella. Whats the sense in trying to go after Edward? (Can't remember who helped me with this one)

35. Knight's more talented, because he is an ACTOR. Edward is a VAMPIRE. Though Edward moves from place to place, his new "identities" are all the same, always 17 years old.

36. S.K. can play characters younger than his age!! Edward already looks too old to look 17!

37. Sterling doesn't look creepy when he smiles. Edward looks perverted.

38. When you cry, Sterling'll cry. He's just that sweet! Edward CAN'T cry!

39. Why would you want a guy whose last name sounds like "colon," that weird part of your body, when you could have one with a heroic last name like "knight." (iOutspoken)

40. Sterling Knight beats Edward Cullen and Rob Pattinson any day, in every way! (xxHeadInTheStarsxx)

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