Disclaimer: Well I want to own it but I can't so Bleach is not mine... stop trying to send me to court!!!
I also do not own anything that I make random references to.
A/N: Final chapter. This is more like to show how she adapts after she becomes and Arrancar. Sorry for the mega long wait!!! XP
2 weeks later
Somewhere in the hallowed halls of Las Nochas, 2 girls were setting up something. Scratch that, make that a girl. The shorter one was carrying a stack of paper while the taller one was tying something to a door.
" And... There! All done!"
" Umm... are you sure we should be doing this?"
" Relax, I've done this before!"
" But this time..."
" No no no shh... he's coming this way! Hide!"
The taller girl pulled the shorter girl behind a corner and waited. It wasn't before long that the target appeared.
" Target in sight. Linnette do you read me? Over!"
" I'm right here... and you don't have a Walkie talkie."
" Just trying to fit the mood here... Oh! he's reaching for the door!"
The tall lanky man pulled the door which the string was attached to. This caused a chain reaction of pulleys and strings.
" Wow that trap you set up was pretty complicated. Where did you learn that from?"
" Eh... Some show on TV about a cat trying to catch a mouse. But theirs don't work so I don't use their stuff."
Eventually it lead to a giant bucket of silver paint being dropped onto the victim. Nnoitra.
" AHAHAHA!! Now you're a silver spoon! Or a short flagpole!" Unfortunately, the girls excitement made her jump out from her hiding place and immediately Nnoitra looked over and glared at her.
" Er... Siesta- Chan. We'd better run. NOW!"
Siesta nodded her head and both girls sped off away from Nnoitra with him in hot pursuit. Tesla who was ignored until now just stood there in shock.
Siesta had long wavy emerald hair that reached her hips and bright yellow eyes that shone in the dark. She was wearing standard issue Arrancar clothing only the skirt was slightly shorter than knee length and the shirt had no sleeves and only just barely covered her tummy. She wore the same boots as everyone else and the remains of what looks like a lizard was on her left arm.
" Run faster! He'll get you! Use sonido!"
" I can't! I'm still carrying all the paperwork that we were supposed to give out..."
The pair turned around a corner and reached a dead end.
" Oh damn..."
" We should have run after we finished the trap. Now we're going to become part of Nnoitra's spoon collection!"
" He has a spoon collection!? And what does it have to do with us?"
" You really don't want to know..."
Siesta took a few steps back and punched the wall with tremendous force, turning it into rubble. She turned and smiled at Linette wore a shocked expression on her face.
" How..How did you..."
" No time to explain! Run first!"
And the two girls ran through the hole in the wall leaving their pursuer in the dust. The girls dashed through the hallways until they finally reached a metal door. They opened the door, went inside and slammed it shut. It was pitch dark except for a single candle in the far side of the room.
" That was a close one. Good thing Nnoitra has an IQ of a spoon so he won't find us here."
Linette looked up to Siesta and then to her hands.
" How did you do that before? The punch the wall down thing."
" From Harribel who told me she learned it on a TV show where the girl charges energy in her hands and punches stuff. I think It was called Naru ...something."
" Well what do have here today?"
The creepy random voice from nowhere startled both girls jumped and turned to the source of the sound.
" Oh it's just you Szayel- san. I thought spoony caught up to us ."Siesta replied and heaved a sigh of relief.
" Well I doubt that, the lab IS fortified with metal stronger than every other material in this building ." said Szayel as-a-matter-of-factly.
" I know that. I just thought the big bad spoon opened the doo..."
" Wait hold up! Siesta, I thought you are afraid of Szayel?"
" Lillynette, I WAS afraid of Szayel. Then I found all the cool stuff in this lab and I became his lab assistant."
" Wait...wait.. When did that happen?"
" Well..."
Siesta was dressed in her new Arrancar uniform. She walked into the room where the Espada all turned to look at her. She wasn't any ordinary Arrancar as she was one of the first hybrids that brought to the creation of the Arrancars. And of course to the Espada too.
" Well my dear Siesta, you are quite the Arrancar."
" Thank you... Aizen-sama...May I address you as such?"
" Why yes. Of course. Now on to more pressing matters. Due to the fact that her reiatsu is very unsteady, she would need to have a full body examination before we decide on where to place her."
Siesta widened her eyes. Full body exam? As in doctor exam?! But then he would need to take some blood tests!?! WITH A NEEDLE!!! She was clearly panicking inwardly.
" Follow me. It will be rather interesting to examine you..." Said a certain pink haired man.
"Oh no.. nonononono... I am not going to have a checkup! Not with you at least! Not If it's the last...thing...I..." Saying that, Siesta flopped onto the cold hard ground.
" I knew it..." said Aizen as he sighed softly.
The whole room was silent. Probably because they didn't know what to do in such as situation.
" Well what are you waiting for Szayel? Take her and go. Report back once you are done with the tests."
" Yes, Aizen-sama"
Siesta closed her eyes slowly.
'Damn it...'
" Then? What happened?" Asked the ever curious Lillynette.
" Then an angel flew into the room and abducted me. It then took me to the mother ship and ran some tests and diagnosed me with anemia. Followed by that, they made me their queen and cured me. I then broke free of their hypnosis and..."
" When did that ever happen?" said Szayel.
" OK fine... I was knocked out. Szayel cured my anemia forever and I became his lab assistant to thank him. And for an excuse to play with his inventions." Seista looked down at her feet at a mock attempt to look resentful.
" But..."
" Right... the full story..."
Urgg... My head. What hit me? Oh right! I fainted, how could I forget? Most importantly, where the heck am I?
My eyes crept open but shut immediately as bright lit directly hit my retina. Ow. I used all my strength to sit up as i shook my head. I opened my eyes to see everything all spinny and blur. I held my head steady as I tried to focus my vision until I threw up.
Strangely, I threw up into what looks like a red container. I felt someone pull back my hair for me as I continued to puke. Not fun.
After I stopped feeling the urge to puke my guts out, I breathed deeply as rubbed my eyes and looked up to finally take a good look at what was going on.
I saw Szayel looking at me. I was in that evil lab of his. I rubbed my eyes at me just to make sure. Yup it's him all right... Wait! I fainted, woke up in a lab with Szayel there and I lost my lunch and he HELPED me?
Oh dear god I must be dead already. Either that or I'm dreaming. I slapped myself lightly. When that didn't work i pinched my arm. Ow! So I'm not dreaming?
" Oh finally you're awake. And the side effects must have worn off." that was the response he gave me.
" Woahwoahwoah there pinky. Side effects? What in the name of kami did you do to me!?!"
The pink haired bastard opened his mouth to answer but I cut him off.
" Leme guess. I puked so that means you either fed me something horrible that disagreed with my stomach or you used artificial insemination and now I'm pregnant." I replied calmly. Wait. Pregnant!? I didn't even realize what I've just said!
Pinky was looking over at me as if I grew a third eye. But maybe not as that might seem interesting to him.
" Well I knew it. You definitely experimented on me. You should be ashamed of yourself! Experimenting on a poor fainted helpless girl like me? Are you even a ma..."
" I didn't experiment on you."
My eyes widened. " What?"
" I swear I didn't. I just took a blood sample from you to analyze your DNA and check on your health. Standard procedure for all new Arrancar." he sighed and crossed his arms. Maybe pinky might be right... It could because of the bad vision that made me barf... Thankfully I was unconscious when he drew the blood or his manhood would have been lost forever...
" Well? So how is the report Doctor Szayel?" You might not expect it but I treat people with authority with a small degree of respect. Especially since this would concern my well being. In this case is because he might just give me another needle...
" Unfortunately, you have a serious case of anemia." He said nonchalantly.
" ANEMIA!?! Lack of iron? I understand that I haven't been eating my veggies sir but I've read that serious cases could result in heart attacks and death..." I blinked and put my hand on my mouth. What did I just say? I was taken aback by my own words and so does Szayel who had his weird look of confusion, shock and amusement.
" I...Err... How did I do that?"
I say Doctor Szayel think for a moment before answering." Since you mentioned that, I remember Aizen telling me that you actually snuck into the libation to read. Alot. A regular bookworm or in this case, A book lizard. It could be possible that you have learned such things before..."
I sighed and rubbed my head of the pulsating headache that was nagging my brain. Apparently I am a natural genius at this sort of trash... Heh... I said trash.. Ulquorria would hate me for using his favorite word.
" So? What do I do? Am I going to die of a heart attack and high blood pressure?"
" Not necessary. I have injected a serum that helps to rapidly increase your blood level to cure you. Also, It's probably because of your sudden growth and your body is unable to produce more blood fast enough. Not that you have a low intake of iron."
" Really? Are you serious!? Thank you Doctor Szayel!" I smiled. I wasn't going to die after all. Thankfully I was wrong about the whole heart attack death thing and the pregnancy thing.
I stood up and looked around the lab. It was pretty messy but it was so amazing! Discoveries to be made at every turn and corner. I was in wonderland. For me anyways. I thought about something for a moment before speaking.
" Can I be your lab assistant?"
" ... What?" Szayel was clearing the bucket with my half- digested food in it.
" Please? I'll be good and all! I want to learn more!" I could feel excitement rush through my veins. It's that or that serum really does wonders.
" Why?" He seemed reluctant in a ' DONTYOUWILLDESTROYEVERTHING' way.
" Because I want you to help me satisfy my curiosity! And I've heard from a reliable source that your current assistants are douche bags that can't do crap."
I herd the man hold in a laugh. " Fine but don't touch anything unless I say so. If not, you will find yourself strapped to a dissection table." I definitely didn't want that! Szayel sure was creepy... in a strangely nice sort of way.
I smiled brightly and saluted him. "Yes Sensei!"
" And the rest was history my little friend."
Lillynette looked at her with shocked eyes. Her face had that expression of confusion and surprise.
" Now we have to get going if we're going to finish all this paperwork! Byebye Sensei! I'll come back later to help out!" Siesta said with one hand dragging Lillynette out of the door and the other hand waving to the Octova.
Finally Lilynette woke up from the shock and asked Siesta another question.
" What in the world do you do in that lab?" She asked while dropping off stack of paperwork in front a door with the number 7 on it.
" Assistant stuff like helping to take care of the samples without them sustaining to any injury..."
In Lillynette's mind, a picture of Siesta strapping in Nnoitra to the metal dissection table with giant leather straps with a sinister grin upon her face.
"... help take samples..."
The picture started to change into one where Siesta was chasing Grimmjow with a giant bazooka sized Needle while laughing manically.
"... record observations..."
The imaged started to morph into one where Yammy was running on a treadmill with wires attached all over his body. Siesta was holding a clipboard and reading off the computer screen while jotting down notes and speeding up the treadmill.
"... and other stuff like that!"
Lillynette shivered. Siesta won't do something like that... right? As she thought about it , she dropped off the rest of the paperwork in front of another door but this time, it had the number 4 on it.
" We're done." Sighed Lillynette.
Siesta beamed brightly. " Want to go have some fun before I go to the lab?"
Lillynette smiled softly and dismissed all thought of her friend and fellow fraccion being an evil scientist like Szayel.
" Ok!"
They then went off together in search of interesting things to do. Mainly getting revenge and pranking innocent Arrancar. Ah.. life was sweet.
For now.
Yay Done with the Fic Woohooz no regrets... I'm sorry for all that delay but now that my exams are over its ok ^_^. BTW FYI Siesta became Stark's fraccion. Not Szayel's else she will be eaten... yeah I get shivers too.... And Szayel thinks Siesta is interesting and would be valuable research material and a not so idiotic assistant. Else he would have said no. Any comment's on this story? On the whole . BTW This whole story was unplanned. No plot a first... then it grew by itself...
That concludes Siesta's journey of evolution. =D I might JUST MIGHT write a oneshot about Siesta and the other Arrancar and Espada if you give me an idea! How about the beach? d(._.)b