Yes, this is the last chapter. T~T
I'm going on vacation for the next couple of days, so I won't be able to write fanfiction for a while. ):
But, don't worry, when I come back, I'll add tons of fanfiction! ^^
So please enjoy Chapter 5, and please leave a review~!
Alot of people have requested that certain characters be included in the story, so here they are! ^-^
(By the way, one of the scenes was inspired by my friend CHICKENRAMENZ, just wanted to give credit. :3)
Chapter 5
The Ouran High School Host Club members had decided to set up a whole private chatroom for the whole of Ouran Academy.
-Welcome to Ouran Academy's private chatroom-
Mommy372: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Ouran Academy's newest feature, a whole chatroom especially made for the students at Ouran.
Mommy372: You are free to start private conversations with other students, but you may also join the group chat whenever you feel like.
-DarknessIsMyFriend has started a private chat with AdorableLittleIdiot-
DarknessIsMyFriend: .....Hello.....
AdorableLittleIdiot: H-hi.
DarknessIsMyFriend: I have something... I would like to show you.
AdorableLittleIdiot: Oh, really now? ;______;;;;;;;
DarknessIsMyFriend: Yes... my friend... he is in my pocket.... would you like to see him? *slides hand into pocket*
AdorableLittleIdiot: K-kay. ;;;;___________; *hides Usa-chan*
DarknessIsMyFriend: *pulls out hand* *waves puppet* Doo youu likee myy puppett?
AdorableLittleIdiot: .....
AdorableLittleIdiot: GO AWAY PLEASE ;;;;A;;;;;;;;;;
-AdorableLittleIdiot has left the private chat-
-LadeeManager has started a private chat with Mommy372-
LadeeManager: KYOUYA-SENPAI!!
LadeeManager: I HAVE SOOOOO MANY IDEAS FOR THE HOST CLUB.
Mommy372: Ah, yes, Renge, I'm glad that you have many ideas, but how many times do I have to tell you that you're not our manager anymo-
LadeeManager: OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!1 FIRST THINGS FIRST. SHONEN-AI!!!! AHHHHH YES, YOU AND TAMAKI, THE PERFECT COUPLE. FANGIRLS WILL LOOOOVE IT. AND MAGAZINES. LOTS OF THEM. WITH PICTURES OF THE HOST CLUB POSING SEDUCTIVELY-
Mommy372: Thanks for the ideas, Renge, but I'm afraid that I will not pretend to be homosexual just for the "fangirls".
-Mommy372 has left the private chat-
-Blizzard101 has started a private chat with DaddysLittleGirl-
Blizzard101: This is Haruhi, right? Hi, this is Kasanoda. o//o
DaddysLittleGirl: Oh, hello, Kasanoda~! ^^
Blizzard101: I was wondering.. if you're um...
Blizzard101: busy after school, because uh, I was w-wondering if you would like..
Blizzard101: -TO HAVE SOME PIZZA AFTER SCHOOL. ;_____;
DaddysLittleGirl: ....NO
DaddysLittleGirl: I'M SORRY BUT I HAPPEN TO BE ALLERGIC TO PIZZA
DaddysLittleGirl: AND
DaddysLittleGirl: OTHER TOMATOEY THINGS.
DaddysLittleGirl: I AM VERY SORRY, BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY!!!!1
DaddysLittleGirl: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~GOODBYE!!!!!!!!1~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
-DaddysLittleGirl has left the private chat-
Blizzard101: ..... *TEARZ* ;_______________;
-DarknessIsMyFriend has started a private chat with ShadyTwins666-
DarknessIsMyFriend: ....Excuse me.
ShadyTwins666: H-hey o.o W-who are you?
DarknessIsMyFriend: ...Excuse me, but would you like to feel my puppet?
DarknessIsMyFriend: It is made with 100% polyester and is very soft....
DarknessIsMyFriend: I happen to know... because every day, I spend hours on end, just sitting in my dark corner and petting my puppet all day...
DarknessIsMyFriend: It is very fun, would you like to try...?
ShadyTwins666: .......
ShadyTwins666: OH GOD, IT'S YOU.
ShadyTwins666: WILL YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE?!?!?!?11
ShadyTwins666: *BEATS YOU UP WITH A FLASHLIGHT AND SHINES IT IN YOUR FRIGGIN' FACE*
DarknessIsMyFriend: ...I'MMMM MELTINGGGGGGGGGGGG
-ShadyTwins666 has left the private chat-
-OneHotDadda has started a private chat with DaddysLittleGirl-
OneHotDadda: HARUHI!!!
DaddysLittleGirl: Oh, hello~! Who might this be?
OneHotDadda: THIS IS YOUR DADDY!!! RANKA!!!!1 I managed to hack into your school's computer system, and now I'm in your private chat! :D
OneHotDadda: OH, HOW WONDERFUL, YOUR SCREENAME IS DEDICATED TO MEEEE!!!!1
DaddysLittleGirl: O-oh, of course, daddy! Daddy, may I ask you for a favor~?
OneHotDadda: Anything, my darling little flower!
DaddysLittleGirl: When you have the time, may you please buy me some DRESSES, HAIRPINS, HIGH-HEELED SHOES, JEWELRY, LONG-HAIRED WIGS, AND OTHER FEMININE THINGS~???? :DDDDDDD
DaddysLittleGirl: Of course, with you being a commoner and all, you may not be able to afford all of those things! That's why I have my wealthy and handsome friend named Tamaki to PAY FOR IT ALL!!!1 :D
OneHotDadda: ...MY LITTLE HARUHI IS GROWING UP! ;_____; AND OF COURSE, I WILL BUY YOU THOSE THINGS. (at least your friend Tamaki will.)
OneHotDadda: BUT I DO NOT LIKE THIS TAMAKI BOY!!!!1 ):
DaddysLittleGirl: OH NO, HE IS A WONDERFUL AND WEALTHY AND HANDSOME AND HANDSOME, AND DID I MENTION HANDSOME, PERSON.
DaddysLittleGirl: Anyway, I have to go, bye daddy, I love you~!!
-DaddysLittleGirl has left the private chat-
Haruhi leaned towards the computer screen and scratched her head.
"Huh. That's funny."
She turned to Kyouya, who was sitting beside her.
"Kyouya-senpai, I can't log in.. Every time I try to, it says that I'm already signed on."
Kyouya frowned. "That's strange. Let me try," He got up from his seat and tried to see what was wrong with Haruhi's computer.
Meanwhile, a couple of chairs away, Tamaki was grinning at the computer screen and typing madly, like he was having the time of his life.
He stopped for a moment and leaned back in his chair, his arms folded at the back of his head.
"...Boy, do I love instant messaging."