Should Disclaimers: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!! (Though I want to)

Pairings: Sasunaru (of course!!), othernaru, and probably more.

Warnings: Angst (a bit), fluff, and Sakura bashing.

A Job with Perverts

By kkm-crazyfan24

Tsunade's POV

I am Tsunade and I am READY TO KILL SOMEONE!!! I am stuck in the office with thousands of paperwork from my secretary aka. Traitor, Shizune. And what's worse is that she hid my sake and told me to finish all the work or else, -shudders- SHE WILL DUMP IT!!!

Then, my kit aka. Naruto Uzumaki, my nephew, son of my sister Kushina, asked me can he get a job as an assistant teacher at my school. Sadly, I am the headmistress of the all famous Konoha High, a co-ed school. That explains the paperwork. Deciding that every teacher does have an assistant teacher except for the asexual Sasuke Uchiha, I said yes.

Probably some of you are wondering why my kit has to work for money since I have a lot of it and could care for him forever, there I absolutely no reason. But then again, kit said that he is an adult (1) and shouldn't live off of me anymore. I tried, key word being tried, to say no, but I can't ignore the puppy look that he gave me. Hell, who can stand the look!?

So I give him this huge lecture about don't wear anything tight, which basically means to tell him to wear only loose baggy clothes to make his girlish figure not that outstanding. Then I told him the teacher he is working with who is Sasuke Uchiha, age 20 (youngest teacher in the school), teaches the subject language arts for 11th graders.

After standing for half an hour in my office with me telling him everything, he finally left. But not before giving me a kiss on the cheek, and yelled Bye-bye Tsunade-baachan.

As he ran out, I caught so wandering eyes on where they shouldn't be. I glared at them, and mentally saying, YOU TRY TO GET HIM AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON'T SEE ANOTHER DAY OF LIGHT!

Ahh~

Being the headmistress certainly has its good points.

Nobody's POV

"Tsunade-sama, please finish the paperwork by 5 o'clock! Or else, I wouldn't know where your sake went,' Shizune threatened.

Tsunade let out something between a groan and a growl and set back off to work.

Finish work, get sake. Finish work, get sake. Finish work, get sake…ETC.

Author's part

Me- Sorry for it to be pretty crappy and short for the beginning. I will promise it will get better and I GOT TO RUN!!!

Tsunade- GIVE ME BACK MY SAKE!!!!! (Chases me around)

Shizune (sweat drop) - Since they are 'playing' I will say

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