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"So Lee, where exactly do you think we should we start?" Sakura stared at the bustling streets of Konoha thinking, "This is going to take a while".

"Oh my stars!" Lee exclaimed ignoring Sakura's comment. "How are we going to find the person who took my eyebrows when the city is full of possible suspects?!" Lee's head turned mechanically towards Sakura with a mortified look on his face [the kind with the white eyes and opened mouth]

Sakura became freaked out [standing in the form of a praying mantis (one leg up, hands in front of her like a dinosaur) the best way I can describe it] then turned her head and sweat dropped. Lee began frantically running around with clenched fists in his hair.

"Oh dear, this is going to be a long, very long day" Sakura inwardly sighed smacking her forehead with the palm of her hand.

(Blink, blink, blink) "Uh….." The dumb blond, [Me:Haha, Naruto, a dumb blond too funny! =P Naruto: Hey!] …stared at the too fuzzy things that suddenly appeared in his hand. When he had realized that they were actually speaking, "Aaah!" They went flying through the air, and Naruto started running around in circles.

When Naruto finally calmed down he looked at the field and found, Wait! What's this?! Crop circles!?! Oh, wait, that's just the warn-down spots from the hyperactive ninja's excessive running and screaming. U.U

"So, uh, Naruto, are you done freaking out now?" the fuzzy little guys asked.

Naruto finally calmed down, looked at the fuzzy speaking things, "Yah! Totally! I just remembered that I forgot what I was doing. But you guys can talk?! That's crazy, where did you learn how to talk?"

"Well, it's a long story, it started a long, long, long, long, long, looooooooooong, time ago…."

"Mhmmm… go on…."

"Long, Long, time ago when we were born."

"Dang! You guys must be really old!"

Then there was silence. The two specimens stared at Naruto with their non existing eyes and Naruto at them with his bright, shocking, surprised, blue eyes.

So, now we continue on to Lee and Sakura…

"Oh my Sakura! Could this be my eyebrows?"

"No Lee, we've been over this a hundred times now, those are bushes. Amazingly enough, they are actually bushier than your eyebrows." Sakura sighed, arms folded across her chest. "Man what am I going to do with him?"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes Lee, I'm sure." she had angry marks forming on her forehead.

So finally, she grabbed Lee by the back of his green collar and dragged him away from the very bushy bushes.

"So you're saying they look like these here bushes???" A man of the Leaf Village asked inspecting the peculiarly bushy bushes.

"Yes! Yes! They do! Have you seen them?" Rock Lee asked staring at the man with excitement and wonder (stars gleaming in his eyes).

[Yes, they are actually standing by the bushes that we thought they left a minute ago. How it happened you ask?]

Flashback

"Hey let's ask him if he's seen your eyebrows." Sakura stated plainly to Lee.

"Oh yes, that's a most excellent idea!"

"Excuse us, but do you think you might have seen some fluffy looking little eyebrows anywhere around here? Or...in passing?"

The man looked at Sakura as thought she were a bit crazy, then smiled a friendly smile. "Sure! I've seen them!"

"Really? You have? That would be great if you could tell or show us where they were or where they went." Sakura said in surprise. Lee looked ecstatic, grinning from ear to ear.

"Yes of course. So, what did you say they looked like?"

Completely stunned, the two ninjas stared in utter disbelief of what this man just said to them.

After a few seconds of processing their thoughts, "I know!" the two ninja shouted, they stopped and looked at each other. "We can show you!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Yes and I have the perfect example too! Are you thinking what I'm thinking Sakura?"

Happy to hear this, being that it was what she was thinking, she nodded her head with determination.

So they followed Lee to their destination with the man who thought he knew what he didn't.

And so when they reached their target, "See? They look like these!" and so here we are at the bushes once more.

End of Flashback

"Hmmm" the man contemplated. "I might have seen something like this right over there." He pointed in the direction of some OTHER bushes.

"Um, I think you must mean the bushes?" Sakura asked.

"Yes, that's them. Does that help?" the man asked.

"No, not really. Lee can I talk to you?"

"Sure Sakura, gladly," Rock Lee replied.

Sakura dragged Lee away from the man, "Lee, I thought that we were going to show him a pair of eyebrows like yours? Not the bushes!!!"Sakura cried out quietly in anger.

"I'm sorry Sakura, but I thought we were on the same page. But who on earth would have luscious brows like mine?" He replied apologetically.

"Well, I did too, but obviously we weren't. How could you not know? Guy Sensei of course!"

"Oh, my, gosh! You're right! Why didn't I think of that? He stole my eyebrows for sure."

"Uh, more like they just look like yours. Well never mind that, let's go take the man to Guy Sensei."

"Sure thing Sakura!"

So they took the man and went off in search of Guy.

"I wonder how the others are doing in their search for Lee's brows?" Tenten asked Neji.

"I'm sure they've figured it out by now." Neji stated, with a "I COULD CARE LESS" attitude.

"Oh come on Neji, don't be such a bum. Lee is our friend, I don't get how you could be so heartless. Sakura is at least trying to help him, and she's the only one! And besides, we ARE his teammates." Tenten defended.

"Hn. Fine, let's go look for them." He said complying.

"Yay! Neji you're the best! I knew I could trick you!" She yelled happily hugging the lightly blushing ninja. "I knew it was another trick of hers *sigh* oh well at least I get a hug"