Random idea inspired by my friend, kukino3 XD

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Komui slammed the door shut behind him and leant against it, breathing heavily. He whimpered at the sight before him.

Lavi, Kanda and Allen were swinging from the chandelier, fighting. Lenalee was in a corner by herself, clutching her knee and bawling. The Noah twins, Jasdero and Debitto, were giggling and pointing their golden guns at her.

Krory was sitting quietly on the table, blowing his white fringe out of his eyes. Cross Marian had an arm around a scowling and fat Klaud Nyne. Winters Sokaro was bashing Froi Tiedoll over the head with his own canvas.

'What have I done?' Komui whispered in horror.

Reever Wenham was standing beside Komui, face blank with shock.

'Komui, what have you done?' he hissed, repeating Komui's words. 'You used the wrong damn gas attack!'

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'Dammit', Lavi snarled, leaping back from the cackling Jasdebi. Krory landed next to him, white tuft of hair upright and quivering.

'I didn't think I'd have to face these brats so soon', he muttered, dark eyes narrowing. 'I hate them. I hate kids'

Lavi cleared his throat and looked away pointedly. The Twins' whooped and leapt at them, guns flashing.

'Lau Shimin', Klaud Nyne shouted. 'Hatsudou!'

The little monkey on her shoulder gave a shriek and exploded into a huge, muscled version of itself. On Klaud's command, it rushed forward, attacking several Level Two akuma at once. They exploded after a few seconds.

'Judgment', Cross whispered. 'Show these dumbasses what you can do', there were several electric blue bangs and the giant akuma in front of him gaped dumbly at the bullet holes in its head. Tongue lolling, it groaned and fell with a ground-shaking crash.

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Komui was shoving aside various bottles and elixirs on the metal experiment table, ignoring the smashing glass and thumps of falling paper piles and books.

'Damn them…' he muttered darkly. 'Attacking us when we're moving house, how rude!'

Reever and Bak Chan were nearby, shouting orders to Finders and watching the fighting Exorcists on small screens. Watching them slowly get driven back.

'What's the status?', Komui asked over his shoulder, still shuffling through the mess. Reever answered.

'The East is being defended by Lenalee, Chaoji, Allen, Kanda, Tiedoll and Sokaro. Cross, Nyne, Lavi, Krory and Bookman are defending the South. We've identified two Noah attacking Lavi's group, and one attacking Allen's. In addition, there are about a five hundred akuma, including one hundred Level Threes and thirty of the giant akuma attacking each group.'

'At this rate, even the Generals won't be able to hold them off', Bak added in a mutter.

'Dammit', Komui growled. 'Reever, where's that damn gas attack?'

Reever stopped what he was doing to gape at him. 'Komui…we haven't tested it yet! It's not ready! It could kill our people too!'

'Do you have any other suggestions?', Komui snapped. 'Lenalee, Lavi and Kanda have just got their Innocence back, and Chaoji has recently gained his power. Krory just woke up from a coma. We are losing manpower, and fast'

'Reever remained silent, breathing heavily. '…It's the phial on the Newly Done shelf', he finally muttered. Komui nodded and spotted the bottle on the said shelf, next to a fallen, transparent one.

He grabbed the standing one and bolted out of the room, Bak behind him. Reever shouted something, but he ignored it. Using one of the castle's many secret passageways and shortcuts, they emerged at one of the huge, cannon-like gun located every few metres along the walls of the ancient castle.

Gaping down at the scene before them, they looked down at both losing battles, its fighters small as ants from their position.

'Shit', Bak whispered. 'There's only one of that thing…who do we help?'

Komui remained motionless, panting silently as a trickle of sweat ran down his face. 'This…this is powerful enough to wipe out a hectare of life'

Bak's jaw clenched. 'What if we kill our side as well as the Earl's?'

'...This is meant to work on Dark Matter only, but if any of our fighters have even been touched by an akuma, it will affect them to. I don't know how bad.'

Bak took a deep breath. 'Just do it'

Komui nodded. He hesitated, then shoved the phial into the cannon. Bak pulled a metal lever beside it and the phial shot like a bullet towards the ground between both fighting groups.

There was an enormous explosion of bright pink gas. which expanded over each and every being on the battle field like a cloak. Even the giant akuma were covered.

'W-what…?', Bak whispered. 'You made it pink?

Komui shook his head rapidly. 'Reever said it was supposed to be blue!'

'Look! The fog's clearing!'

There were suddenly hundreds of explosions at the same time, new plumes of grey and purple smoke shooting up into the air, along with the final screams of akuma.

'K-Komui…', Reever's slightly muffled voice rang through Komui's earpiece. His eyes automatically swiveled towards it.

'What is it, reever?', he asked sharply. 'Did it work? What happened?'

'T-The akuma are d-dead…'

Komui heard Reever's hesitation. 'But…?'

Reever took a deep, shuddering breath.

'…YOU IDIOT, KOMUI!'

Komui yelped and jerked the earpiece out of his ear, eyes wide. 'W-What?!'

Holding the ear piece a foot away from his ear, Reever's voice rang loud and clear.

'YOU TOOK THE WRONG BLOODY PHIAL, THAT'S WHAT, YOU STUPID BABOON!'

'What do you mean, "Wrong phial?!', Komui shouted into the earpiece. 'And I am not a baboon!'

'I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE TRANSPARENT ONE!'

'What are you talking about? Are they alive or not?'

'YOU'VE TURNED THEM INTO BLOODY KIDS! WITH WEAPONS!

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'What…?', Lavi whispered, looking down at his over-large clothes and the giant hammer in his hand. 'What's wif my cwoves?', he gasped, dropping the hammer and cupping his mouth with small hands.

Krory looked at the small red-head with wide eyes party covered by a fringe of white hair. 'L-Lavi…you're small'

'No shit, Kuwo-chan!', Lavi snapped. He groaned. 'Kuwo...Kuwo…dammit, KOMUI!'

'Dude', Cross grunted, running a hand through his ponytail. 'I'm pubescent!'

Nyne gaped down at him. 'You're short…what the hell just happened?!'

Cross looked up at her. 'I dunno, but do you wanna go out with me?'

Nyne gave a disgusted sigh and stalked off, scanning the area for any signs of akuma or Noah. Her eyes settled on two grey toddlers. The twins Lavi and Krory were fighting…

They looked up at her with big eyes.

'Damn…I can't kill them', she muttered. 'They're…cute', and she burst out crying. 'I can feel a pimple coming on!'

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'…MOYASHI!'

'Kanda! Its not my damn fault!'

'Komui…', Kanda breathed. 'It's him. It's always him. I am going to kill him…as soon as I can hold Mugen again', he struggled to pick up the heavy sword with small arms.

Allen was struggling with Crown Clown's cape, arms flailing. 'What did he do now? Why is my voice squeaky? Where are the Noah and the akuma?'

'Your voice was always squeaky, Moyashi', Kanda growled. 'And they're go-found him!'

All followed Kanda's line of sight, jaw dropping.

Tyki Mikk was frozen to the spot in shock. His once curly hair was now an afro. He was tall and gangly.

Kanda snorted. 'Noah of Pleasure? Not like that you won't get any'

'Shut up, brats', Tyki's snarl went high-pitched. He clutched his throat in horror.

Road Kamelot suddenly floated down on the pumpkin-headed umbrella, Lero.

'Tyki! What happened, Lero!', the golem shrieked. 'You're Road-tama's age now, Lero!'

'Shut it', Tyki's voice broke again. Road burst out laughing.

'Tyki's growing up!', she giggled. 'Millenie, are you seeing this?', she called up to the sky. She smirked and grabbed Tyki's arm. There was a bang of purple smoke, and they vanished.

Tiedoll scratched the back of his head. His dead straight hair dangled over his back and shoulders like a grey curtain. Sokaro was nearby, mumbling darkly. His mask was still in place, and the only obvious difference was that he shrunk slightly.

'My, my', Tiedoll sighed. 'What on God's sweet earth just happened?'

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And so here he was, in charge of a bunch of toddlers and teenagers.

'Gimme a cawwot!', Lavi was shrieking while repeatedly bonking Allen on the head with his hammer. His free hand was holding onto the precariously swinging chandelier. Allen has his small fists wrapped in Kanda's blue-black hair, swinging from it while trying to bat Lavi away with his legs. Kanda was struggling to hold onto the chandelier with Allen's combined weight.

Komui was holding a small Lenalee tightly while she cried, scolding the scowling Twins's. He held their guns gingerly between his thumb and forefinger.

There was loud creaking, and the slim chain holding the chandelier in place snapped. Reever gasped and leapt forward, grabbing the dangling Exorcists just before the chandelier smashed into the ground.

He landed in a crouch, his sigh of relief turning into a yelp as the three squirming boys started attacking each other again.

'Komui, what have you done?!'

Klaud Nyne was checking her reflection on the back of a spoon while Cross was grinning to himself and practicing pick up lines. She burst out crying again. Cross slid over to her.

'Hey, I like fat girls', he said brightly. Klaud narrowed her eyes at him.

'I am not fat', she snarled. 'I'm curvy!'

Cross raised his eyebrows. 'Really? 'Cause you look like an elephant'

Klaud's sobbing turned into open mouth wailing. Cross looked panicked.

'Note to self', he muttered. 'Never call a girl fat'

'I h-h-hate you!' Klaud shrieked at him. Cross winced, recoiling.

'What happened to me?' he sighed. 'I used to be so smooth'

'I hate being a teenager!', Klaud sniffed, wiping her eyes on her jacket. She looked over at Komui. 'What the hell have you done to us? If I don't get a good answer, I'm going to go ape on you!', Lau Shimin, now a little ball of beige, was fast asleep on her shoulder.

Komui dabbed at his brow with a handkerchief.

'What have I done?'

I wrote this in about an hour, so sorry if there are any typos ^^"

I'm officially on holidays now! XD I'm so damn happy...

till next time,

-Lazy llama- Please review!