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A/N: To the tune of MTV's 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer' I present my parody 'Wheelie Got Run Over By Starscream'

Wheelie Got Run Over By Starscream

Wheelie got run over by Starscream
Driving home from Sam's house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Decepticons,
But as for me and Bee, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much energon,
And we begged him not to go.
But when he reached out for Mikaela,
Sam turfed his pervert aft' out into the snow.

When Ratchet found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
Ironhide couldn't contain his laughter
At the skid marks visible upon his back.

Wheelie got run over by Starscream
Driving home from Sam's house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Decepticons,
But as for me and Bee, we believe.

Now we're are all so proud of Mikaela,
She's been taking this so well.
See her in there dancing' with Arcee,
Drinkin' beer and playing' Twister with Mudflap.

It's not Christmas without Wheelie.
All the bots are dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we repair him or use his parts for scrap?

Wheelie got run over by Starscream
Driving home from Sam's house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Decepticons,
But as for me and Bee, we believe.

Now Skids is up upon the table
And its shaking under his weight.
He's hanging blue and silver tinsel,
That would just have matched the tint in Wheelie's paint.

Optimus warned all our friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a license,
To a 'Con who flies a jet and murders elves.

Wheelie got run over by Starscream
Driving home from Sam's house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Decepticons,
But as for me and Bee, we believe.
We believe!

END