I do not own Twilight, or any of the characters affiliated with it. All of them belong to the highly praised, and amazing, Stephenie Meyer.

ALICE'S POV:

I stood over the lifeless carcass, wiping the last remnants of blood from my chin, when it hit me out of nowhere. The most terrifying thing Carlisle had ever decided to do. Well, the most terrifying to me. If I were human, I would be in complete panic mode at the moment.

"Rose, Emmett, Jasper!!!" I screamed, as if someone were ripping my head off.

EMMETT'S POV:

I was running to the spot where Alice's screams had just come from, with Rose and Jasper on my sides. Adrenaline coursing through my veins, maybe I would get to fight. Hell yeah, I thought to myself as I began to run faster. My feet came to a dead halt when I finally reached Alice. The sight before me causing me to double over in laughter.

Alice was laying on the ground throwing one of the biggest baby tantrums I have ever seen. Her face was scrunched up in obvious displeasure, hands balled into tight fists causing tremors under my feet every time they made impact with the soft brown earth, while her legs spasmed in every direction possible.

"What the hell is going on here?" I heard Rosalie exclaim, with obvious disgust in the sight before her. "Jasper could you get your wife's emotions under control?" She demanded.

JASPER'S POV:

I put my hand on Alice's shoulder in an effort to calm her. It took a couple minutes before she could actually say anything. "Carlisle," was all she said, then she uttered for me to call Edward and Bella. I hurriedly pulled my phone out of my pocket and dialed Edward's cell.

BELLA'S POV:

I was sitting on the couch in Edward's room, tracing the lines in his palm like usual. He was reading me my favorite book, Wuthering Heights. I loved it when he would read to me, he just made it that much more interesting. He had just got to the part where Heathcliff collects his son, when his phone began to ring. Edward just rolled his eyes, so I decided to answer it.

"Hello?"

"Bella is Edward there?" I heard a calm but troubled voice.

"Yeah, he's busy at the moment, can I take a message?"

"Bella, it's me, Jasper. I need to tell you and Edward something, It's about Alice."

I was just about to give the phone to Edward, but it was already gone. "sorry," I heard him whisper. I understood his urgency, it was his sister/best friend that was in some sort of trouble. I started to reach for his shoulder, in an attempt to calm him. I couldn't understand a word he was relaying into the phone, due to the speed of it all. Finally he took a deep breath, said goodbye, and quickly hung up the phone.

"Edward, tell me what's wrong. What happened to Alice? "

He turned to me. "Bella we have to go help Rose, Jasper, and Emmett calm her down before we can figure that out."

With that he slung me over his shoulder and jumped from his second story window, heading straight for the forest edge at super-human speed.

ROSALIE'S POV:

It had already been ten minutes since we had found Alice laying in a heap on the forest floor. Jasper's gift was finally beginning to work its magic on her, as Bella and Edward made their way toward us.

"Alice! What happened, are you okay?" Edward rambled on in an anxious tone. "Did you see something? What was it? Alice, talk to me, please."

"Carlisle. How could he do this to me?" Alice spat out in disbelief.

"Do what Alice? What did Carlisle do?" Jasper asked, leaning over her where she still sat on the ground.

"Alice, you have to tell us what's going on. We can't help you unless you explain to us why you were acting like a five year old when we found you." Emmett explained, sounding annoyed at the pace of Alice's responses.

"Carlisle has decided to ban me from shopping for the month. He's planning on telling me when we get back from hunting." Alice exclaimed with disgust. "He's decided to not even allow me the liberty of grocery shopping for Bella!"

"HAHA. All of this was because of shopping? Alice, you remind me of an alcoholic." Emmett's booming laughter filled the clearing. "Alice, you're a Shopaholic!"

I smacked him in the back of the head, hard. "Emmett, how would you feel if Carlisle banned you from making any physical contact with me for a month? That's how Alice feels right now, so stop being so inconsiderate."

"Alice, maybe this is for the best. I mean, you do sort of have a problem." Edward stated, nonchalantly. Uh, oh. That was the wrong thing to say.

"Excuse me? What did you just say to me Edward Masen Cullen?" Alice's voice was filled with incredulous disbelief. Her tiny features were contorted with rage. "Take it back. Now, Edward!" Alice screeched in her bell chime voice.

"Sorry, Alice. I didn't mean it, I swear." Edward murmured out his words.

This had to be one of the most funniest sites I had ever seen. But I was still confused as to why Alice made us call Edward for help. What exactly did she need help with? I just wish she would hurry up and explain, because I have more important things to do. Like watch the new episode of Gossip Girl which would be coming on very soon. Georgina is my absolute favorite. I already missed the new episode when it came on Monday, due to Emmett whining cause he wanted to watch the Michael Jackson memorial tribute on MTV. So I absolutely have to watch the rerun of it that comes on tonight. Things would really get ugly if I missed it, AGAIN!

ALICE'S POV:

"It's okay, you're forgiven, Edward. On one condition though, the reason I called you and Bella down here was for reinforcements." I explained. I quickly formed a plan in my head. I have to get as much shopping done as I can before I return home to face Carlisle and his decision. The only problem is today is Sunday and all of the stores are closed. Except for one, I quickly shuddered to even consider it, but this was an emergency and there was no other option.

"Okay, I have a plan, but I'm going to need all of you to help." I began, fully determined. "We are going to get as much shopping done as possible be..."

"Oh, no, no, no, NO! I will not get pulled into one of your absurd plans Alice! I have plans tonight that are just way too important to miss, much more important than helping with your shopping addiction!" Rosalie fumed. I swear if she were human her face would have been as red as a fire engine.

"Come on babe," Emmett tried to reason with her, still sounding amused at the situation. "You know that if it were you in this predicament, Alice would do everything in her power to help you."

"Fine," Rosalie whispered in defeat. "But as soon as you're done explaining Alice, I'm calling Esme to have her record Gossip Girl for me. So please, hurry up and continue what you were saying before I interrupted."

"As I was saying," I continued from where I had left off before. "We need to get as much shopping done as possible before we go home. Technically you all won't be doing any shopping, I just need you to push carts and carry bags, since I will be too distracted to."

"Alice it's Sunday, and it's almost nine o' clock at night. Where on earth are you planning to go shopping, all of the stores are closed." Bella questioned, confused as usual.

"Every store, except for one, Bella." I answered her in an innocent enough voice. "We're going to Wal-Mart. Come on everyone, we have to hurry. Time is VITAL!" I screeched, as I grabbed Jasper's hand and ran full speed towards my Porsche.