How Bella got sugar high EmPOV
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EmPOV
"Emmett!", I heard Edward's voice coming from downstairs. I wonder what the prude wanted now? Maybe some tips to how to seduce Bella, it was about time! I mean, come on, how many 108 year old virgin vampires can you find? Answer: just one, our very own forever seventeen Edward. It must suck, being forced to live forever in a horny teenager body. I thought now that he'd found Bella he'd do something about it but no, Eddie boy had to play the gentleman role and hold his v-card as tight as he could. Man, Bella must be SO frustrated!
"EMMETT! Do NOT talk about Bella like that!", yelled Edward from downstairs. Oops, I should really learn to control my thoughts like Alice. That little pixie sure knew how to drive Eddie insane.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that!", said Edward appearing to my room.
"Come on, your name is so old and boring, it takes a decade to say it. Eddie boy is so much easier and it suits you!", I answered grinning. I was so much fun to tease little Eddie. He was pinching the bridge of his nose, as he always did while he was angry or frustrated.
"So, did you have something to talk to me about?", I asked innocently.
Edward raised his head to look at me and said: "I was actually going to ask you to babysit Bella this evening while Jasper and I go hunting and the others are away, but I'm starting to think otherwise. I don't think I can leave Bella in your presence for one evening".
Me? Babysit? Bella? Alone?
A grin spread on my face as I thought about the countless possibilities it would bring. Alone for a night with the accident prone human, that would be a blast! But wait, didn't Edward say he'd started to think otherwise?
"Oh, I'm sure Bella and I'll be fine. We'll just catch a movie or something. What bad could happen? Even Bella can't be so clumsy to hurt herself while watching a movie!", I said quickly to convince Edward.
"With Bella, anything can happen, especially if I leave her to you. But I don't think I really have a choice. But you'd better make sure nothing bad happens to her or you'll be in serious trouble!", Edward growled at me and turned to leave the room.
"I'll go and get Bella. Don't even try to make any funny plans, I just want Bella to stay here and be safe, not you to hurt her in any way", he said before leaving.
SWEET! A night alone with Bella! Now, I know Eddie boy said no funny business but what could go wrong if we just had a little bit of fun? Nothing, absolutely nothing could go wrong. The other didn't even have to know! Now, what to do, what to do…
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The others were just leaving, it was time to put the plan to action! As soon as the door closed I turned to look at Bella and asked excitedly: "So Bella, what would you like to do?". Bella look a little nervous as she answered warily: "I don't know. Maybe we could watch a movie". YES! It was time to start Operation: How to get Bella spill all the dirty secrets she and Edward had.
"Okay!", I said, walking to the living room to take out the movie I had already chosen for this evening. "Oh, can we watch this? Please, please, please, Bella, let's watch this. Rosie never let's me watch this!", I begged Bella, holding out Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which was one of the main points for my plan.
"Oh no, not that one! It always makes me want to eat chocolate and other sweets", whined Bella. Silly girl, that's just part of the plan!
"Don't worry Bella, we have chocolate and candies here!", I said, trying to get her to fall for it.
"I really shouldn't eat…", Bella started to say but I was already going to the kitchen to retrieve the candies I had bought from the grocery store while Eddie was picking Bella up. As I collected all the bags to my hand trying not to break them , I thought back to when Alice told me a story Bella had told her the other day. Alice had asked Bella why she never seemed to eat any candies, and that had led Bella to tell that she became sugar high very easily, and while being sugar high she was completely hyper and the bad habit of telling all the stupid stories and secrets she had. And that was the goal…
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The movie had ended and Bella had eaten most of the repulsive smelling candy. Her eyes looked a bit glossy and she had a weird smile on. It was time for action!
"So, Bella", I stared with a wicked grin on my face, "How are things going on with you and Eddie?".
"Oh, Eddie is SOOO dreamy! He looks like a Greek god with that amazing hair and those eyes and that body! Don't even get me started with that body! The muscles, OH MY GOD, those muscles, they are SO perfect. I bet he doesn't even have to regular six pack, he must have a FREAKING twelve pack! And the way he kisses me, I nearly faint every time those perfect Greek god lip touch mine! It's too bad that he doesn't let me do much else to him. He says that he doesn't have enough self control, that he'll break me or suck be dry, but come on, if I could have a taste of that body I'd die as a very happy woman!", said Bella, talking more at once than I'd ever heard her talk all together. The plan was working!
"So, you haven't gone any further than kissing?", I asked in a therapeutic voice.
"No, we haven't and it's just SO annoying! I mean, when someone has a body like that it should be put to a good use, not to be held put. You'd think that after being trapped in a seventeen year old horny virgin's body for longer that a hundred years you'd really like to do something about it, but NO! Not my Eddie, he just holds out and says that we can't have sex, we can't even take out clothes off! I mean, I asked him about it once, about do vampires have sex and all that. He said that you guys are all VERY sexually active and then Edward said that we can't have sex because he's afraid he'll break me. I mean, come on, am I really that fragile. It's SOOO frustrating that he doesn't even touch me!", yelled Bella. Oh, this was getting better and better all the time!
"And how does that make you feel?", I asked her.
"It makes be feel so freaking MAD!!!", yelled Bella even louder than last time. Wow, that girl really has some strong lungs!
"I don't want to have therapy anymore, it's boring. Let's get more sugar!", said Bella excitedly. What, no, we haven't even gotten to the good stuff! Bella turned to leave the room and that was when I noticed the rest of my family standing in the door way. Oops, Eddie doesn't look too happy, neither does Rosie.
"Oh, you're back. Did you bring me some sugar, did you, did you, did you??? I need sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar and MORE SUGAR!!!", said Bella as she too noticed that the family was back. She was jumping up and down and she looked a bit crazy at the moment. This thing was getting interesting!
"EDDIE!!!", Bella yelled and ran straight to Edward's arms. "I missed you SO much!", continued Bella as she gave him a kiss on the cheek. GO BELLA, maybe they'll get some action on in the bedroom!
Edward looked at me with angry, black eyes, and asked seemingly calmly: " Emmett, did you give Bella some sugar?".
If he was trying to be scary he was failing miserably! "Hell yea!!! She's so cool when she's sugar high, and you should have heard the things she told me. I didn't know little Bella had it in her!", I answered with a big grin.
Eddie boy looked angrier and his eyes darkened even more. It seemed that Bella was struggling to get out of his arms.
"I need to find sugar, NOW!", she yelled, unable to get out of Eddie's arms.
"No you don't, love. You need to go to bed, now!", Eddie said, trying to sound as stern as he could be with Bella.
The smell of Bella's tears filled the air as she asked: "Don't you love me, Edward?", in a shaky voice. This was getting better than The Days of Our Lives!
Edward seemed shocked as he answered: "Of course I love you, dear", in a confused tone.
"Then give me sugar, NOW!", demanded Bella angrily. WOW, you go girl!
That's when my goddess Rosie opened her mouth and said: "Oh for the love of God, make her shut up! She's giving me a headache and that's not very easy!". After saying that to Eddie she turned and pointed at me. "And you, mister, are in so much trouble. You knew that Bella can't handle eating that much sugar!", she said with a fierce look in her eyes. Now that's how to be scary, I was already shaking in fright, my baby knew how to punish a man. I tried to look embarrassed to get some mercy and followed Rosie upstairs where I was sure to be punished.
As I walked in our room and Rose stayed behind to close the door I thought, "It was fun as long as it lasted". Then Rosie turned to me with a fierce look in her eyes. Let the punishment begin!