Sorry for the long wait, blah blah blah, you get the drill. I hope you guys don't hate me for who I'm voting off.

Bit of a warning. This chapter contains sexual content in somewhat descriptive narration. If you do not like that, please be wary, and skip over it. And don't complain at all to the guy that gave you fair warning.

Don't criticize my writing in this story, I don't care about advanced grammar or spelling in this like a perfectionist. This is mainly for humor. Plus, as some people have thought, no. No other authors other than the Cult guys will be in here. So, that means, please don't write as if you were presenting it yourself. And don't criticize on the sexual content, as I'm not really concerned with creating that great of smut in here. Remember, humor.

Enjoy!


Chapter 4

Whoa, Didn't See That Coming

"I will now announce the results," the first said. With a flick of his wrist, a scroll appeared. He unrolled it and read aloud the results. In order…"

"Krystal…Leon…Bill…Fox…Miyu…Falco…Fay…Slippy…Panther." As their name was spoken, the cuffs turned into black smoke and floated off. The group looked to the remaining: Wolf and Katt.

"And, the last person who is safe is…"

The two of them stared in anxiety at the scroll, each even starting to sweat, and hoping with all their might they were safe.

"…Wolf." The cuffs vanished like smoke. Katt stares in awe at what she just heard.

"You…You voted me off instead of that bastard?!" she shouted, pointing at Wolf.

"Sorry, Katt," Miyu said, "but if you were willing to do something as far as fingering yourself, who knows what else you could've done here to win?"

"We had to get rid of you, in my pants." Wolf's sentence made the Cult snicker a bit.

After clearing his throat, the first said, "Well, Katt, come with us."

With a sigh, she walked over with them; eyes closed and head hanging down. "I just can't believe Falco voted me off…"

"I didn't," he answered. He walked up to her as she stood in front of the portal. "I would never. I actually voted for that bitch-wolf to get the boot."

"A bitch-wolf, in my pants?!" Wold said angrily. He began to walk up, ready to punch the back of Falco's head. Suddenly, one of the Leaders slid and blocked his way.

"She's going to be taken away. Give them a moment."

"…Fine, in my pants."

The couple shared one last kiss, and then parted as the monks escorted her out of the room.

"Touching," the first cult member said. "Simply touching."

"You're a bastard for doing this!" yelled Falco.

"It's not my fault. The others voted her off. Blame the game, not the gamer."

"Isn't it the other way around?" asked Slippy.

"Shut up, frog. Good luck…Better play wisely to not get voted off…" He chuckled as he and the other two entered the portal. After they left, the monks ran back in before the portal shut.

"Since Katt was voted off, and was the last one to complete a dare," one of the monks said, evermore monotonously, "we asked for her pick of the next player. Falco." They toss him a scroll.

"A'ight then." He still sounded melancholy from Katt's departure. "Fox, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare, I guess." He looked nervous to say so.

"Strip."

"Okay, that's just bullcrapish!"

"Bullcrapish?" Panther asked.

"I heard that Leader guy say it."


"That he did, lads and lasses." The Leader chuckled a bit under his hood.

"Never call us that again," replied the second Leader.


"Ugh…No way around it." Fox stood up and removed his pants. Krystal made slight glances to his manhood covered by his boxers every few seconds as the next scroll was thrown to Fox.

"Slippy, Truth or Dare?"

"Oy…" He thought. "Um…Dare, I guess."

"Cut your wrist, and pour vinegar on the cut…Oh my."

"That's nothing, in my pants," Wolf mocked.

"My thought exactly," Falco interrupted. Wolf glared at him, and Falco just smiled innocently.

"Nggh…I don't know…"

"C'mon, you little pussy, do it!" Leon taunted.

Slippy scowled at Leon, then nodded at the monk holding the razor and the vinegar. He was handed them, then slowly put the razor to his wrist. He hesitated, then swiftly drove it across, letting out a small groan form the pain. He grabbed, unscrewed the lid, then poured the liquid directly on the wound. He set it down, holding in the pain.

"Whoa. That's actually kinda hardcore," Falco praised. "Way to-"

Slippy suddenly let out a loud yell, falling to the floor, clutching his wrist in pain. Minutes went by before he calmed down again, his whole arm quivering. He was handed the scroll.

"Ugh…Wolf, truth or dare?"

"Truth, in my pants."

"Have you ever been in a relationship with a man?"

"Yes, actually I have, in my pants."

"WHAAAAAAT?!" the rest of them uttered.

"You never said what kind, in my pants. I've had plenty, and all for them for smuggling and bounty hunting, in my pants."

"Oh."


"That was most displeasing," one of the leaders said.

"Indeed," the second replied. They were sipping tea.

"Though the present content is rather arousing, what with nearly naked women, there needs to be more mansex on here to create leverage!!!" both of them shouted.

"You guys are disgusting," the third said from the terminal.

"Shut up, homophobe."


"Krystal, Truth or Dare, in my pants?" Wolf asked after receiving a scroll.

"Dare," she answered

"Give Slippy a lap dance, in my pants."

"No way, not doing that." She removed her top, prompting a glance from Fox. She was thrown a scroll.

"Panther, Truth or Dare."

"Dare," he answered. He then wen ton to whisper, "Please be sex with Krystal, please be sex with Krystal…" until the time that she read the contents of the scroll.

"Say 'in your mouth' at the end of each of your sentences."

"Eh? Um…Fine, sure."

"Fine, sure what?"

"…Fine, sure, in my mouth."

Everyone chuckled, and Krystal said, "That's better."

Panther was thrown a scroll. "Krystal, Truth or Dare."

"Dare," she answered, followed by her whispering "Please don't make me have sex with him, please don't make me have sex with him…" until Panther read the scroll.

"Sit on a cactus."

Everyone looked confused. Silence ensued until Falco uttered, "Who the fuck came up with that?"

"No idea. So…do it, or strip."

"No freakin' way." She takes off her shoes and socks and gets handed a scroll. "Leon, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth," he answered.

"Have you ever touched a girl?"

Leon looks back her blankly, then pokes Fay, whom is sitting nearby. "Just did."

"You know what I mean, Leon!"

"Still doing that weed, in my pants?" Wolf asked.

"I'm not dignifying that with a response. And no, but I almost did."

"When was this?"

"It was when you bastards attacked Sargasso Station. I was about to bone her, then we got called away."

Silence ensued. Star Fox looked amongst themselves oddly.

"Awkward…" Falco uttered.

"Yeah, it is…" Leon was handed a scroll. "Krystal, Truth or Dare?"

"What's with all the damn scrolls with my name on it? Ugh…Dare…"

"Strip."

"…You gotta be kidding me." She continues to mumble as she takes off her pants. By now, Fox's eyes are glued on her, and he's doing his best to hide his aching hard on. Krystal was handed yet another scroll. "Panther, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth," he replied.

"Are you bi?"

Another awkward silence while everyone waits on Panther's answer.

"Eh…Yeah, I am."

"Suddenly, I don't feel safe working with you anymore, in my pants," said Wolf.

"But didn't you tell em you were bi, also?"

"GREAT, in my pants!! Tell it to everyone, Panther, in my pants!"

"Sorry…Jackass…" Wolf growled a bit, and Panther was handed a scroll. "Krystal-"

"Ok, that's it!" she shouted. "I'm just gonna take this one, maybe then they'll leave me alone! Dare!"

"Give Fox a blowjob."

The air grew tense, and Krystal looked as though she just got slapped.

"You probably should," Falco spoke. "Fox has got a mean hard on going on there."

"Shut up, Falco!" Fox said in a hushed voice. He shifted, hiding his boner.

"Fine, I'll do it," Krystal obliged. She got down on her knees in front of Fox, took the elastic of the waistband and pulled the boxers down. Fox blushed under his fur as his manhood was shown, knot and all.

Krystal brought out her tongue slowly, running it up along the shaft, getting the entire space from knot to tip. She teased the tip a bit, before wrapping her lips around it, making sure to get the whole thing in there. Fox moaned from the warmth, grabbing the back of her head and making her bob up and down on his cock. She used her tongue to full potential and hummed into it. A good ten minutes passed before Fox shot his load into her mouth, some of it dripping out, but most of it swallowed by Krystal.

Done with her job, Krystal drew up his boxers, covering his now receded manhood, and sat back down next to him. Everyone else sat in awe. Some were aroused, either from Fox's revealed manhood or Krystal's actions.


"Hehe…Ah, I am loving this," said the first Leader. All three laugh; not maniacally, but like teenagers.


there ya go. Katt was voted off for taking it all on. the others had to survive, and a go getter stands in their way, fo' sho'. So, give me more T's and D's! Remember, I can't do this without you guys!