Alright, this is my '09 summer fic. I might continue on after the intended amount if I get a good response. Every Saturday, I'll be posting a new chapter which is represented as a skit. Got that? Okies then, let the show start!

Lights opened up revealing a stage. The audience shouted towards the stage with excitement. A voice came booming through the studio.

"Live in the new studio located near Niagara Falls, it's TDI Night Live!" The audience's screams grew even louder. As soon as it did, a rather over-sized figure began walk towards center stage. "And here is your host, the winner of Total Drama Island, Owen!"

"Hey," Owen warmly said, beginning his monologue. "I'd like to say that it's a huge pleasure to be here and-" His stomach started grumbling. After a couple moments of similar disruptions, Owen turned towards the back of the curtain saying, "Um, I'm really hungry right now. Can some one else do the monologue?"

"No!" An irritated voice belonging to an Asian girl answered. "You just ate at an all you can eat buffet about half an hour ago! Can't you hold it?!"

Nervously and fearfully about his boss, Owen turned back to the eager audience, struggling a bit with his words due to his continuous growling. "Um, so it's nice to be seeing my fellow competitors again and-"

"Sorry, coming through!" With that, a random craft serviceman walked right past, pushing a tray of meat and pastry assorted goods.

"Sweet mother load of all that's good!" With that somewhat random comment, Owen ran to catch up to the craft serviceman.

"Hey wait, come back here!" The Asian girl shouted as the TDI winner ran off with pressure of food. Sighing, she turned towards the audience. " 'Sup audience members. Name's Jen and I'm the director, writer, casting official, and producer of this show. As you can see, the lovable mass of gas was supposed to be our host. Unfortunately, he ran away. Time for our back-up host!"

"NO!!" Screeched the voice of the gothic runner-up from a far distance.

"... Well, I guess I'm the host then," Jen sighed.

"Wait a second!!" Then came Heather, some of her hair now grown back, angrily stomping on to the stage. "If that weird goth girl is the next to be the host, then why aren't I the next?!"

"Face it baldy, no one likes you."

"What did you just call me?!"

As a minimal, but crazy catfight began forming, the announcer, with fear in his voice, said, "Um, so here's the cast of TDI Night Live!"

EZEKIEL!!- The Gopher boy (I don't mean the team, I mean the stage slave)

EVA!!- Scary Lady #1

NOAH!!- Backstage Supervisor

JUSTIN!!- (No one stare at him for too long!)

KATIE AND SADIE!!

TYLER!!- Everybody's Stunt Double

IZZY!!- And her parole officer!

CODY!!!- The Tech Producer

BETH!!

COURTNEY!!- Organizer

HAROLD!!- Everybody's Understudy

TRENT!!- Improviser

BRIDGETTE!!

LINDSAY!!- Costume Person

DJ!!

GEOFF!!

LESHAWNA!!

DUNCAN!!- And his parole officer too...

HEATHER...- Scary Lady #2

GWEN!!- Co-host

OWEN- (Supposed to be) Host