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There happily ever after

Soon after Zetsu found out Hidan and Kakuzu were caught by Konan. Konan being a girl gossiped it to Deidara. (No offense to girls! I'm a girl too!) Deidara told Tobi and Kisame about it, Tobi told Zetsu, and Kisame told Itachi. Soon everyone knew about each other except Pain. He finally figured out that everyone knew something he didn't and finally asked because it was driving him bonkers. "Ok it's been driving me crazy! What is going on?" Pain asked as all the members of the akatsuki gathered around for a "family meeting". "What do you mean?" Kisame asked. Even though everyone knew except for Pain it didn't mean they were going to say it out loud. "I mean everyone knows something I don't and I want to find out!" he said almost pouting. "Guys we should just tell him he'll find out sooner or later." Deidara said. "Fine." Hidan huffed. "That's another thing why all of a sudden Hidan has stopped cussing?!" Pein yelled confused pointing at Hidan. "Because I told him not to cuss." Kakuzu said casually. "Why would he listen to you!?" Pain said even more confused. "Because we have a thing." Hidan said. (haha Hidan would probably just say that Kakuzu has been fucking him into the mattress every night.) "You mean… you guys are fucking?" Pain said his eye twitching. "You could say that." Kakuzu said putting his arm around Hidan. "Are you guys the only ones fucking?" Pain asked. "No… Tobi and I have a relationship." Deidara said blushing. "And I'm getting it every night with Itachi." Kisame said with a toothy smile. Pain had a shocked face. "What am I the only one not fucking a guy?" Pein mumbled. "No, I'm not fucking anyone." Zetsu said. "Gosh that dammed orochimaru turned all my S-ranked ninja's into fags!!" Pain said sitting down and rubbing his head. "Actually I was already gay when I joined." Itachi said. "so was I." everyone else except Zetsu, Konan, and Pain said in unison. That's how everyone found out. No one cared, not counting Pain, and Konan thought it was rather hot. Soon after Konan and Pein got married so did Deidara and Tobi. Zetsu left the organization feeling unloved but soon fell in love with a girl that was also half plant. Hidan and Kakuzu didn't get married and never told each other they loved each other but they knew they both did. Kisame and Itachi moved far away were Sasuke could never find them. Well that's it there happily ever after… well Pain was upset because he didn't take over the world but that doesn't matter ^.^