I don't own Scrubs it is copyrighted by Bill Lawrence. There ya happy, Copyright peoples? :( Man...I wish I owned Scrubs. If I did Dr. Cox and the Janitor would have their way with JD...repeatedly!

I knew today that a new doctor was coming to join the staff of Sacred Heart. And that this said doctor was gonna be a lady. So maybe I could find something very manly to say to her that she'll instantly fall in love with me. Well I got to say that she wouldn't be the first one.

"Elliot was the first one to instantly fall in love with me." Well Okay, maybe I'm lying to make myself feel better about that old relationship, but trust me there have been quite a few women to actually do that.

"Excuse me?" Oops. It looks like I've walked into the hospital and said that last part out loud. Then I felt something hard against the left side of my face, and then it hit me. Elliot had smacked me.

"I cannot believe you just hit me, girlfriend!" JD was talking like a diva. It was a joke but it didn't do well for a first impression...especially since there happened to be a new doctor and that doctor just witnessed what was supposed to be a joke.

"Aw. Elliot you didn't tell me you had a gay best friend." The new girl obviously couldn't tell when people were joking around.

"Oh! Uh no. I'm no-" The blonde tramp JD actually called a friend, stopped him mid sentence. She figured she might as well have some fun and this was definitely the chance to sabotage JD's chances with the new doctor.

"Oopsies! I'm sorry Hillary. I don't know how I forgot about him. This is JD, It's short for John Dorian. He has to have something cuter and more attractive than 'John' so he uses JD instead. It really gains a tiny bit more of a chance with guys...and by the way he is totally in love with Dr. Cox! He won't admit to it, but he follows Cox like a puppy all day long so you can tell he has a crush." Hillary turned and smiled genuinely at JD. He was offended that Elliot didn't think his name was attractive. It seemed Hillary wasn't a homophobe but there was something bitter about the smile she just threw him. JD looked far up to his left and immediately zoned out.

Everything was surrounded by bubbles and JD looked up only to see Hillary peel off her mouth and chuck it at him. Knocking him into a bubble that rose higher and higher until finally it exploded making him disappear along with the soapy liquid.

"JD!" Elliot smacked him again to knock him from his stupid daydream. Pretty hard too, 'cause his face was tingling from the hit. "Finally! JD this is Hillary Freeman. Hillary you already know his name. Now let's get going before they quit serving pizza in the cafeteria!" Even before Dr. Freeman could react Elliot grabbed her hand and pulled her in the direction of the cafeteria.

"...Those were the most awkward things I've ever heard Elliot say." JD frowned to himself and then his thoughts were interrupted by an sharp whistle.

"Yes. I do have to agree with you on this one, Charlotte. Everybody knows you're not gay!"

"Thank you, Dr. Cox!"

"Hey! Don't get to happy now otherwise you'd be gay. I was gonna say 'Everybody knows you're not gay. You just wear dresses, use girly scented shampoos and conditioners, and think you're a woman. Therefore you don't think that you are a man, so you can't be gay for that very reason. You are clueless about you're gender. I honestly suggest you should see a shrink."

JD's smile was gone and out the door about two minutes ago and he had to admit that when Perry started a rant there was no telling when he was going to stop, so he usually ignored and blocked out most of it and turned them into more positive comments. Something like this: 'Elizabeth, you'll never be a good doctor at this rate!' To 'Newbie, You're one of the best doctors I've ever known and now I will give you a hug!' Well, that last hug part would never happen...until JD faked his own death, but he knew those were along the lines of what "The Coxinator" had been trying to tell him for a very long time but just couldn't voice them because he was too shy and embarrassed.

"Newbie! You, idiot. Get back to your patients before a kick your scrawny ass out that window there!" Something is wrong otherwise Coxie would have just pushed me out and taken my patients from me. Maybe he was completely stressed or just too tired to take care of all the people in the room I don't know, but his voice was somewhat tense. It reminds me of that time with that new medical student, Krist- It all made prefect sense...well just barely. Dr. Cox was in love with someone!

"So, Dr. Cox. What girl has caught your eye this time?" Before JD knew it he was kicked out of the room which meant he now no longer had any work left to do in Sacred Heart. He made his way to his locker and found the Janitor opening it. Just opening it!

"What do you think your doing!?" JD jerked the book from the Janitor's hold and hugged it to his chest. It was his diary that he'd kept since day one in this hospital but he finally had an explanation for all the things the Janitor knew about him that he had never voiced out loud.

"Why were you reading my diary, It's very very personal! What's wrong with you!?"

"I was reading your diary 'cause I wanted to know more about you...and there is nothing wrong with me other than the fact that my parents always abused me by not ever listening to any of my problems or any of my hopes or dreams. In case you didn't know I didn't plan to be a Janitor...I wanted to be a doctor just like you are. You won't even listen to any of my problems. I'm sorry I read your diary. It was wrong and it was a completely terrible thing to do..." When the Janitor started walking away JD began to feel the guilt sink through to the center of his body. He couldn't believe the Janitor had a bad childhood. It must be the reason he always lies to me and hurts me: he was trying to get some attention from me. He might actually want to be my friend.

"Janitor, Wait!" The Janitor turned around with the expected sad face that made JD feel even worse than he did the second before.

"What do you want, Dorian?"

"...Janitor come here and sit down with me." The Janitor made his way to JD and sat leaning against the wall next to young doctor.

"I'll listen to your problems, okay?" Janitor nodded and leaned closer in the direction of JD and began whispering quietly into his ear.

"My only problem in this place is you." At that precise moment I felt my heart sink. He tricked me. AGAIN! I decided I shouldn't be wasting my time here. I was off from work. I got up off the hospital floor, grabbed my bag from my locker, and started making my way to the exit. The last thing that I heard from the hospital was: ' Tricked ya again, Dorian!' Honestly I don't know why I fell for it.

As I was riding Sasha home, I thought about the new girl today. I hadn't gotten to say much to her but To be completely honest she didn't seem too nice to me.

Well that's the end of this chapter! I hope all you guys enjoyed this short chapter. I've had this idea for awhile now so I'll be updating everyday or two. By the way I don't think Elliot is a tramp. She is my second favorite Scrubs character Kim being in first.

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