A Short Quick Fic that i came up with Last Night.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Miss Blue Pineapple, otherwise known as Chrome Dokuro, was confused. "What the hell is going on" were the words circling through her mind over and over again.
She slowly opened her eyes, the fog from them dispersing, but the feeling of lightheadedness remained. She slowly started to assess the situation, but since she was still drowsy she couldn't think that well. "Is something wrong Chrome-san?" The question came from her closest friend, Kyoko.
"No, i'm just a little sleepy" She replied.
"Well be sure not to zone out during the ceremony".
"Ceremony?" That's when she finaly realized what she was wearing, then her mind shut down... "WHY AM I IN A WEDDING DRESS!"
She walked down the hell, following Kyoko to the ceremony hall. The large wooden doors swung open, and a the huge hall full of people assaulted her mind. Friends from school, all of the prefects that can walk, friends from the mafia... enemies from the varia; All wearing formal attire, the large aisle leading up to the alter, and the two people standing up there...
She looked to the side as her boss, Tsunayoshi Sawada, Took her by the arm and lead her down the aisle. Her mind going a hundred miles a second, thoughts exploding like when Bel and Lussaria stole Squalos shampoo, waking Xanxus and starting a large fight. She was lead up to the alter, placed across from her apparent husband to be.
Where was Mukuro during this you ask? Well when Chrome learned to keep her body together without his illusions, he inhabited a new body... Who's we'll never know.
Her groom lifted her veil, allowing her to see who he was... Once again the inside of her mind turned into a giant warzone of What the hell and WTF. It was the Head Prefect and Guardian of the Cloud Kyoya Hibari, Hibird purched right on top of his head.
Now I know what your probably thinking, "Will he, the man of one expression, smilie during this wonderous ceremony? The Answer.... No. Now just get back to the insanity!"
"Will you, Chrome Dokuro, take this man to be you lawfully wedded husband?"
Barely hearing the priest, due to the malfunction of her brain, she stuttered a bit then finally squeaked out, "I-I D-Do..."
"And do you, Kyoya Hibari, take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife, and promise not to threaten this church ever again?"
The always on edge Hibari gave a quick glare to the priest and finally said, "I Do"
"Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."
Hibari wrapped his hand around her and pulled her in, he leaned in, Chrome's mind went into over drive, "Omgomgwhat'sgoingonwhatshouldido!". Is face got closer by the second, their lips were mere centimeters apart...
Chrome awoke with a swift jerk, she looked around, finding herself in the Prefect lounge. "Damn, I shouldn't have had all of those sweets."
"Something wrong?" she jumped and fell off of the couch, the head Prefect looking at her from his desk.
"No no no no! I just..."
"Had a bad dream?"
She blused and quickly hid her face, "Not... That bad..."
"Just get off your butt and come help me"
"O-Okay!" She got up, dusted herself off, and walked over to the desk. Secretly thinking what would it be like if that actually happened.