Emotive: Who can't resist the unlikely pairing of our aloof carnivore and his little herbivore?
Hayato: I could! I can't believe you paired Juudaime with a traitorous bastard like that biting freak!
Emotive: That's because Kyouya is cool and mysterious while Tsuna is cute and innocent, the perfect seme and uke! Besides, other people pair you with Takeshi!
Hayato: -eye twitch- What?!
Emotive: I don't lie about things like this, but apparently, since you yell at the "baseball freak" so much, they think you're possibly in love with him.
Hayato: -pissed off face-
Emotive: They also pair you with Tsuna as well.
Hayato: -blink- Eh? -blush- M-M-Me and J-Juudiame?
Emotive: -nods- Yup, it's no joke. Though you're the seme in that pairing, you're the uke in YamaGoku.
Hayato: What?! I'm the fucking uke with the baseball freak?!
Takeshi: Hahaha, that sounds cool!
Hayato: Sh-Shut up freak!
Emotive: And that sounded perverted Takeshi.
Takeshi: Really? Hahaha, gomen gomen!
Hayato: -mumbles something about ripping off a certain someone's manhood-
Emotive: Anyway, This series is a collection of stories that center on the pairing of HibaTsuna or more commonly known as 1827. Mostly oneshots, but there are also songfics, drabbles, longshots, and others. There might even be twoshots and a yuri pairing in here somewhere.
Hayato: Perverted yaoi fangirl...
Emotive: Yes, yes I am.
Takeshi: Wanna play a game of baseball after this Emotibu?
Emotive: -sweatdrop- Wow, my name in Japanese sounds weird... You can just call me Emo minnasan and no thanks, I'm not a big fan of baseball neither do I understand it. I'm more of a basketball freak anyway.
Takeshi: Y-You don't like baseball?! -looks shocked-
Emotive: Sorry Takeshi.
Takeshi: -still shocked-
Reborn: Ciaossu.
Emotive: Reborn! You're here!
Hayato: Reborn-san, why are you here?
Reborn: Emo here made a deal with me.
Tsuna: Reborn! It's bad enough that Emo-san makes multiple stories about me and Hibari-san, so why did you make a deal with her?!
Reborn: -kicks Tsuna in the head to shut him up-
Tsuna: Ittai! -falls to the ground-
Emotive: -gasps- Poor Tsuna! Kyouya, your uke's hurt!
Kyouya: No one touches him except me! -picks Tsuna up bridal style-
Tsuna: -blush- Hi-Hibari-san...
Reborn: -smirks- It seems that the 1827 pairings isn't just made up by fans anymore.
Hayato: Oi! Get away from Juudaime! -glares at Kyouya-
Kyouya: Why don't you make me you weak herbivore?
Hayato: Oh I will! -takes out eight sticks of dynamite but doesn't light them yet-
Takeshi: Yo Tsuna! -waves and grins at Tsuna-
Hayato: -eye twitch- Oi baseball freak! Don't be so familiar with Juudaime! Show him some respect!
Tsuna: G-Gokudera-kun, it's all right, really.
Emotive: Mataku... This is why Hayato is so annoying...
Hayato: What did you say emo freak?!
Emotive: -angry vein, then holds up a picture of YamaGoku in action-
Hayato: -pales and faints-
Emotive: -smirks- An alternative when Bianchi isn't around.
Takeshi: -stares at pic- Is that position even possible for humans?
Emotive: -hides pic- Don't think about it too much Takeshi or you won't sleep at night.
Takeshi: Okay?
Kyouya: Hn...
Tsuna: Uh, Hibari-san... You can put me down now... and please remove your hand from my backside...
Kyouya: -smirks-
Emotive: I wonder why semes always have to be so green-minded... Anyway, get on with the disclaimer Reborn.
Reborn: -takes out piece of paper and reads from it- Here I go, I'm only going to say this once... "Emotive Gothika does not own KHR in any way or form and even if she somehow manages to buy the title rights from Amano Akira, KHR will always and forever shall be Amano Akira's brainchild. Nothing she, nor anyone else, can do about it."
Emotive: Thank you Reborn.
Reborn: Now for my end of the bargain.
Emotive: Right right, I'll be a part of Tsuna's family, even though I have no special abilities whatsoever...
Tsuna: Eh?! Why did you blackmail an ordinary girl like Emo-san to be in the mafia!
Emotive: Me? An ordinary girl...?! Well, besides from the anime, yaoi, fanfiction, and emo-ish/gothic obsessions, I guess I am really ordinary. Nothing special about me...
Reborn: Au contra ire. You have a natural ability to sense someone's presense. You can even sense when someone is watching you from a camera, so this could be very useful indeed.
Emotive: Big deal, you have Kyouya and Mukuro. They can sense things like that.
Reborn: You also have the psychic abilities of premonition and clairvoyance.
Emotive: -snort- Me? A psychic? As if!
Reborn: Your abilities are still very underdeveloped, but I will train you. Or maybe Mukuro, Chrome, or Viper could.
Emotive: Whatever pipsqueak, but since we're on the topic, I'd rather be with Mukuro.
Mukuro: Oya, are you sure about that Emo-chan? I can be a little demanding...
Emotive: All three of you are annoying. Viper's like Kakuzu with his money obsession, Chrome is too timid like Hinata, and your pineapple hair reminds me of Shikamaru, Iruka, and Renji, all of whom I deem as annoying. But it's better you then the other two.
Mukuro: You're only choosing me because I'm the less annoying one? Now that isn't very flattering.
Emotive: I'm not here to flatter you pineapple head, but since I'm nice, I'll admit that you are cute.
Mukuro: -smiles all bishounen-like- You are very kind Emo-chan.
Emotive: -blushes a tiny bit- Ahem, whatever. Anyway, I have to warn those who have read this far that this collection contains yaoi, cussing, mentions of sex, and maybe a lemon or two. So this definitely ain't for children... or at least those children who haven't lost their innocence yet.
Tsuna: You mean...
Emotive: No, I'm not talking about losing their virginity.
Kyouya: You're just saying that because you're still a virgin.
Emotive: Oh, and you're the supreme sex god?!
Kyouya: I don't know. Maybe you should ask the herbivore. -smirk-
Tsuna: -blush- Hi-Hibari-san!
Emotive: Okay okay, enough of this! Now it's time to get on with the first story! Click the next chapter button thingy!
Kyouya: -raises eyebrow- Button thingy?
Emotive: Shut up Kyouya...