Harry potter 8: order of the Gryffindor

Harry potter was just mozing along when heroine… I mean Hermione came in and said "make love to me."

"No. I'm gay I thought you knew besides aint you with ron homie?"

"Yes, but his pines is extremely small and I herd yours is hunormous."

"It is, but I'm sorry I am still gay"

"Alright I'm going to have a small pines put in my pussy for 10 seconds, see you in a few"

Harry left quickly to avoid the horny heroine… I mean Hermione. Ron came out and said "Woosh I just had the best load of sex literally."

"That's great Ron"

Harry wanted to say I would love to see your penis, but he didn't. Heroin… I mean Hermione plus his lovers, who wish to remain anonymous, were the only ones that knew he was gay. So then Voldemort showed up and said "Harry are you ready for our butt sex?"

"Yes I am I have been waiting so long for this"

So harry leaves and Ron Is sitting there dazed and confused "Follow the butterflies Follow the butterflies" soon harry came back to meat horny heroin… I mean god damn it Hermione I always mess that up. Anyways she said "How was your gay sex with Voldemort?"

"It was good, but I am upset JFK isn't here" AN: JFK dos not stand for the president but one of my friends

Then JFK shows up and harry says "let's go"

(several hours later )

"Woo! Es muy grande y muy bueno"

"Yeah I don't know what you said" replied harry to JFK alright I am going to go.

Harry leave and runs in to Dicko cockin-mouth his arch enemy. Harry says "Aww no it's cockin-mouth."

"What are you doing here? This is Gryffonwhore territory."

"What do you think I am doing? Your lover JFK he loves me, cockin-mouth. You stay away from him he's mine. You aint allowed to fuck him, you wanabe gangsta.

"O yes I can"

"O no you can't"

"O yes I can"

(This continues for several hours)

"God damn this is solving nothing Matin Luther King Jr. was wrong we can't settle anything with out fighting with violence." AN: If you can't figure out who said that look at the muggle reference. If you still can't you are a retard.

Cockin-mouth slaps harry. Harry slaps cockin-mouth.

(This continues for several hours)

Harry slaps Cockin-mouth. Cockin-mouth falls down and dosn't get up for a very long time. Then harry sees Voldemort. Voldimort says, "Havladda Kadaba," and kill JFK.

Harry says, "Nooooo, what have you done with my lover," and then kicks Voldemort in the shin.

Voldemort says "what I thought I was your lover... you bitch" "havladda Kadaba"

Harry dies.

Stay tuned for Harry Potter 9.