A small drabble written due to a conversation I had with my mother and what my imagination led me to, due to said conversation. Enjoy the story and give any feedback you have, good or bad.

"Speaking"

Naruto's Thoughts

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Naruto sighed and let his eyes drift from the ceiling to his best friend Sakura, who, for the past half an hour, had been talking on that stupid little device known as a mobile phone. Said best friend was meant to be here to help Naruto out with getting his boyfriend's birthday present.

He stared at the phone willing for it to blow up, die, catch fire; anything that would end her persistent chatter with the unknown person on the other side. He sighed again to himself and decided to listen in to her conversation.

"…yeah and then my mother said I should go on the pill and I was like, 'What do you think I do when I go out?' and she was like, 'It will help with your period when you come off for a small break as it will lighten it and you won't suffer with your cramps'…" Sakura ranted at to the other person .

Okay so instead of helping me she decides to talk about periods. Isn't that where blood comes out from… Ewww. He pulled a face, realizing what she was talking about.

"…hmmmm. I know what you mean. Mmmhmmmm…"

Naruto went back to staring at the ceiling, trying to count sheep, Might as well go to sleep, I've got nothing else to do.

"…get a period-table…"

Naruto sat bolt up right and gave the pink haired girl an incredulous look, said girl glared at the boy for moving to fast and knocking her.

Why on earth would she want a period-table? Table covered in blood? That's just… just… don't think about it… He thought to himself.

"…a periodic-table will really help you with your science revision as you'll have all the elements in front of you… Yeah I better go… Naruto's getting his panties in a knot… I know he just doesn't understand needing a serious conversation… Mhmmm…"

Phew. Not a period-table but a periodic-table…which one's which? Aaaa… I confused myself… At least she's off the phone now.

"I have to go now Naru, I have to be home soon, you always did manage to not let us get anything do in time," Sakura said as she got her stuff together.

"Oh, okay. Bye Sakura" He replied to the girl. I wasted time? She was on the phone the entire time she was here. I'll just have to get him something without her help. Sigh.

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I know the first mention of the periodic-table is period-table, but that's what I call it for short and I needed to use it to make Naruto misinterpret what was said.

Thanks for reading, if you want leave a review on your opinion of the little drabble.

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