"Damn it, Jim, I'm not coming out!" Leonard McCoy shouted from behind the bathroom door.

"Oh, yes you are, Bones! Your outfit isn't even complete yet." Jim Kirk yelled back and pounded on the door with a closed fist.

"In no galaxy would this ever be considered fair! First you ruin my breakfast with tales of your adventure to where no man has gone before and then you make me shave my legs! Do you have any idea how long it took me, Jim Kirk? I don't know why women do it! And these goddamn tights are starting to ride up…"

Bones flung the door open angrily. It hit the wall with a loud thwack! but even that noise wasn't enough to drown out Jim's laughter. There stood Doctor Leonard McCoy, clad in a tight strapless cocktail dress. It was made of a silky cherry red material accented by a sheer black ribbon set high around the waist. He had also been forced to wear matching black fishnet stockings over his clean-shaven legs.

Jim had been standing across from the bathroom door up until about 3 seconds ago when he promptly collapsed to the ground in a fit of hysterics.

"Shut the bloody hell up, Jim!" cried McCoy. He had placed his hands on his hips in his fit of rage, which only lead Jim to laugh even harder. By the time he was done laughing and Bones was done cursing every fiber of his being, Jim had tears streaming down his cheeks and was gasping to catch his breath.

"H…He…Here's your…your shoes, madam!" Jim choked out between giggles. He held out a pair of strappy red stilettos for his friend.

"Oh, hell no! I am not putting my feet into those stylish death traps!" Bones whined.

"Oh hell yes you are! They…They'll really make your calves look sexy!" Jim managed to get out before bursting into more hysterical laughter. He threw the shoes at Bones, who caught them and proceeded to struggle to get them on, cursing Jim all the while.

"And damn that pointy-eared bastard, too!" McCoy added. "I had so much more faith in his ability to keep it in his pants!"

"Oh man, Bones, you should see all he has to keep in his pants."

"Ah! Jim! Gah!" Bones yelled, pressing his hands over his ears. "Keep that kind of nasty shit to yourself, man! Good God!" All Jim could do in response was laugh. "Come on, good lookin', let's get you down to the bridge!"

Between Bones wobbling in his heels and Jim's fits of laughter, it took the stumbling pair a good ten minutes to reach their destination. When they did arrive, Jim made Bones wait behind the door.

"Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention please!" Jim called in his best announcer voice. "I present to you, for your entertainment, one night only, the dashing Doctor Leonard McCoy!" He shouted and threw open the door. Jim took Bones by the arm and yanked him into view.

Almost instantly, the occupants of the bridge erupted into a fit of uproarious laughter. Through the camera flashes, Bones managed a weak smile before letting the scowl return to his face and collapsing into the nearest chair. "Hey, Bones!" Jim called. "Might want to cross your legs or something…" He gestured toward McCoy's open legs. Bones muttered angrily under his breath as he took Jim's suggestion.

Jim then turned his attention to the back of the room, where Spock stood.

"Hey," Jim greeted and flashed a bright smile.

"Good morning, Jim." Spock returned, the corners of his mouth turning up just slightly.

"How are you?" Jim asked. He reached out and grasped Spock's hand in his. He could feel the heat radiating from his companion's body. Jim briefly thought about how much he liked the feeling. He'd certainly liked it last night, too.

"I am…wonderful." Spock told him. He stroked the back of Jim's hand gently with his thumb.

"Good," Jim said, smiling wider. "So…do you like Bones' dress?" He couldn't help but ask.

"I must say he does look quite…dashing, did you say?" Spock answered. The only indication that he was joking came when he squeezed Jim's hand.

"You know what I think?" Jim asked. He leaned in and kissed the tip of Spock's ear quickly. "I think it would look better on you."

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Hey! So I managed to finish this before my early a.m. departure. I hope it met everyone's expectations. I just wanted to say thanks for all the reviews and support and I hope you'll stick around to read the stuff I write on my trip! You guys are amazing.

p.s. To explain the whole 'sexy calves' thing, that is a shout-out to my gay uncle who tried to convince me to buy a pair of 6 inch stilettos because my calves looked sexy when I walked in them. XD

xoxox ~ LittleMissHotPepper