I don't own anything.
The characters belong to Amano Akira and what I do to them is for my and your amusement. This story was written out of pure boredom.
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far, far, and even farther away (known as Namimori), there lived a young and beautiful girl known as… Sawada Tsunayoshi. She had soft, brown hair, hazel eyes and an 'under-developed' body at 15. Or should I say 16, for she is turning 16 a few months later.
"Shut up! I'm a late bloomer!" Tsuna yelled, blushing.
Right, whatever.
She was (and still is) a lovely girl born unto a kind couple that was popular among their peers. However, two vehicles colliding and one big explosion ended it all.
"Hey! Be respectful! Its my dead parents you're talking about!"
Shut up.
So the girl was adopted by some sick man known as Lussuria, who already had two other adopted daughters – Bianchi and… Haru.
"Hahii! What the heck?!" Haru shrieked.
Ouch. Shrieking is bad for one's ears. Hey look, that glass broke.
Anyway, Bianchi, Haru and Lussuria were… uh, jealous of Tsuna from the beginning because of her… uh, ravishing beauty…
"!#$%^&*? You're kidding right?" Tsuna demanded.
Hee hee, NO.
Anyway, let me just say that this is a very modern Cinderella KHR-based parody. It saves me time by just writing that. Excuse me for being lazy.
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On the other hand, on a really tall and majestic hill, which still is in Namimori, we have our much-beloved Hibari Kyoya – crown prince of Namimori. He had black raven-black hair and ash-grey-hawk-like eyes. However, he isn't what you would actually call normal, for we all know that some guy wielding tonfas and going around saying "I'll bite you to death" and calling people "Herbivore" is not and most definitely NOT normal.
"…" Hibari glared.
Don't give me that look; you know it's the truth. Ever since the guy was born, he was an anti-social emo-king and everyone feared him. Except for… well, basically, no one.
Hibari smirked.
Don't smirk. Let me go on to the sad part of his life story. His mother died in an accident and coincidently, it was the same accident that Tsuna's parents died in. Don't ask me how they crashed. I can't drive, and I was not there at that time.
His father was (and still is?!) Dino Cavollone. Dino had arranged an arranged marriage for Hibari to marry Sasagawa Kyoko, the princess of another land. When Hibari blatantly refused, Kyoko herself was very relieved for she was afraid of Hibari but… Dino, and Kyoko's older brother, Ryohei, were somehow outraged. Anyway, lets get back to the present.
"Kyo-chan~~!!!"
"What the hell do you want, herbivore?"
"Your 18th birthday is approaching!"
"So…?"
"You're supposed to marry Kyoko-chan on that day, remember?"
"Hell no."
"Dammit, after all the trouble I went through. Now what am I supposed to do?!"
"Not force me to get married?"
"I can't do that! You're my precious one and only son! And I want grandchildren!" Dino wailed.
"…" Hibari glared.
"I know!"
"No you don't."
"Let's throw a huge birthday ball for you! Then you can select amongst the maidens of Namimori who you want to marry!"
"You're crazy."
"No I'm not! I'm serious! I'll send out the invitations right now~!!!"
"Think again, herbivore." Hibari smirked and drew out his tonfas.
"Uh, wait, EH, EH?! Hold on Kyoya! I'm don't have my whip! GAHHHH!"
And that strangled cry echoed through the whole of Namimori.
But anyway, in the hospital the next day, Dino somehow managed to convince Hibari to throw that… 'Birthday Ball'. (Wow, go Dino)
And he made Hibari personally write all the invitations. (Wow, go Dino again)
And how his hand ached after all that.
Well, let's get back to Tsunayoshi, shall we?
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Lussuria may be jealous of Tsuna, but unlike that dumb unrealistic fairy tale, he let Tsuna go to school.
And because her grades sucked even worse than Haru's, he got a home tutor.
And we all know who that is.
"So, Tsuna, what is the value of x?" Reborn asked with a straight face.
"Uh… Five…?" Tsuna replied meekly, taking her book and shielding herself from any oncoming attack.
"Good. For once you're correct." Reborn said.
"I'm right? Yes! I finally got one right!!!" Tsuna exclaimed happily.
"Shut up, its only one question." Reborn kicked Tsuna.
"You stupid baby! Don't kick me! It hurts, you know?!" Tsuna pouted.
Then, the doorbell rang.
"Coming!" Tsuna got up to answer the door.
When Tsuna was out of earshot, Reborn grumbled, "She's so eager to answer the door but not the questions on her book."
"Hey, Reborn, what is this? It has the royal seal on it." Tsuna said when she came back into the room.
"Let me see that." The baby jumped up and snatched it from Tsuna's hands. He opened it.
To whichever herbivore who is reading this,
You are invited to my (the 'my' left a very thick mark on the paper)birthday party (These two words made a huge tear in the paper), which I do not actually want to celebrate, but because of some bastard known as my father, I am forced to.
And here the handwriting changed.
Ehehheh! I'm sorry about my son, I don't know what made him so grouchy today.
There was a blood splatter here.
Sorry about the blood! Its mine by the way, Kyoya tonfa-ed me. This invitation is really special, you know. It's the only one with my blood on it. :D
Anyway, you are invited to Kyoya's 18th birthday party and it is on the 5th of May. You don't have to bring a present because Kyoya won't appreciate it. But you could bring one for me though! :D
Please be in formal clothing and a dress would do fine. Even better, sweet or Goth Lolita. But of course I'm just kidding. But feel free to wear that. For males, please wear a suit. Or such.
Its reverted back to Hibari's handwriting.
The rules are:
1. Don't be a herbivore.
2. Don't bother me.
3. Crowding is against the rules.
4. Disturb me while I'm sleeping and you shall be bitten to death.
Anyway, I don't see the point of writing this when I can type it out.
Hibari Kyoya and Dino Cavollone :D (Dino drew the smiley face…)
"Hibari-san sounds like a really scary person…" Tsuna shivered, imagining what would happen if one of the rules was broken.
"But still, we need to get you to this party thing and make sure that your step-related people don't find out about this." Reborn said.
"I hope so…" Tsuna sighed.
"And remind me to put you in sweet Lolita."
"Okay... Huh? What?!"
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The next day…
At Namimori Middle…
"Good morning Tenth!" Gokudera bowed.
"G-Gokudera-kun! How many times have I told you not to call me Tenth?" Tsuna stammered.
"I'm sorry Tenth! But I can't help it! After all, you are the–" Yamamoto clamped Gokudera's mouth shut.
"Hey, isn't that supposed to be a secret?" Yamamoto grinned. How did he finally realize it, I would never know.
"You baseball idiot! We don't need to hide the fact the Tenth is the Tenth of Vongola! After all, the Vongola Famigila is feared throughout the whole of Japan and Italy!" Gokudera exclaimed.
"Anyway, Gokudera-kun, Yamamoto-kun, did you receive this?" Tsuna pulled out the invitation to show them.
"Oh, the one from Hibari?" Yamamoto grinned. "Yup, I received it."
"You know Hibari-san?" Tsuna asked.
"Well, yeah! He's in our school too, you know. The head of the disciplinary committee? Hibari Kyoya? In the last year of high school?"
"Seriously?" Tsuna inquired. "I thought he was in Koukyu."
"No way, Tenth. It is said that Hibari's nemesis resides at the heart of Koukyu, why would he be there?" Wow, sarcasm rules.
"Maa, maa, that's true. Rokudo Mukuro right?"
"Ro… Rokudo… Mukuro…?" Tsuna stuttered while saying his name.
"Do you know him Tenth? Has he hurt you in any way? If that bastard lays a hand on you, feel free to tell me, Tenth!"
"Uh, thanks Gokudera-kun. Actually, I don't know him. I just wanted to try saying his name. Ehhehheh…" Tsuna rubbed his head sheepishly. "Because of how his name rhymed…"
Yamamoto and Gokudera had those 3 lines down their heads…
So, we can all come to a conclusion that Tsuna is an idiot.
"I agree." Reborn smirks.
"Wait. What?!" Tsuna screams. "When did you get here?"
"I can go anywhere I want," Reborn grinned. "Anytime, anywhere."
"…"
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Wherever Hibari is…
He sneezed.
"I think I've caught a cold." He muttered to no one in particular.
"Hold on. That's impossible. Only herbivores get sick."
"And I am most certainly not a herbivore." He told himself.
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How was it? I may not continue writing… But anyway, please review and tell me what you think…