Pranking Out

"Andrew, what do you say we do tonight?" Ezzard asked. Andrew shrugged.

"No liquor?" Andrew asked. Ezzard shook his head. Andrew sighed. "We've already looked through the teacher's lounges looking for dirt. Hey! Professor Redding had some plastic wrap and some bubble wrap in his office. What do you say we…get back at some people? Who do you have in mind?"

"Mr. King! That bastard took shit from other teachers and I'm the one who got blamed for it!" Ezzard exclaimed. Andrew nodded.

"That's what we do: we plastic wrap his personal toilet, and then we put bubble wrap between the bottom of his chair and the cushion. It'll sound just like gun fire, and he'll almost shit his pants, meaning he'll need the toilet, and…oh, this is priceless!" Andrew grinned. The two laughed and got to it.

"Hey, Andrew! Look! It's a video camera!" Ezzard grinned, cackling to himself.

"What does your genius-mind think about this find, my man?" Andrew asked.

"I think we've got dirt on this man," Ezzard replied. The two laughed and ran to the television. They put in the tape, and to their surprise, they found a sex video between Mr. King and his mistress, Mrs. Billings. Ezzard gasped and looked to Andrew. "We could get money for this."

"How much do you think?"

"Depends on who's buying," Ezzard grinned. Andrew smirked and nodded. "Tomorrow, start the auction. Minimum is…two hundred, max is how ever much you can get out of a kid who can get this over the school's closed circuit network by next week."

"I'll start the search first thing, Ezzard. Now, I say we get another tape, make sure we're not recording over another sexcapade of Mr. King's. Then, we record him getting scared over some little gun shots."

By one in the morning, the two had gone their separate ways, but by the next school day, the two were smiling bigger than a billionaire: their sex tape went for one thousand, and the tape of King flipping out over "gun shots" was creatively edited to stand behind his sex tape, and both were stuck on the school's televisions. Andrew and Ezzard were rolling with laughter late into the night.