A/N Something stupid I came up with. I just heard the Doctor calling Rose in my head and built on that. Yep, worry about me! It is my 13th story so I hope it's not unlucky or anything. And I hope the all dialogue thing works and isn't too confusing. If it is, tell me and I'll change it. And I hope Rose is not to OOC..

Disclaimer: It is not mine. It belongs to BBC. Who are mean for not sharing.

"Rose..."

"Umph..."

"Rose!"

"What?"

"Something very strange is happening."

"Doctor, it's 4 in the morning! And if Mum finds you in here..."

"Don't! You'll give me nightmares! Well, you would if I decided to sleep! Why couldn't you have just stayed in the TARDIS, anyway?"

" Because Mum asked me to stay in the flat. What's going on, anyway?"

"A very bad man is robbing your next door neighbour. And that's very bad."

"Why are you telling me?"

"He might in fact be an alien in disguise. There was definitely a funny smell outside..."

"If he's an alien in disguise, why don't you go and tell him to get back to his own planet instead of thieving on ours!"

"Because he might actually just be a human robber who smells funny! And human robbers can be even scarier than aliens! Just a little bit, mind you."

"Why are we having this conversation?"

"Ooh, you're grumpy! Don't like being woken up in the middle of the night, do you?"

"No! Not if it's just because some weirdo is robbing the neighbours. I expect an alien invasion at the very least. Now call the police and let me go back to sleep!"

"Rose..."

"What!"

"Can you hear that?"

"No. I can't hear anything. Please can I go back to sleep!"

"But that's the unmistakable sound of a Gritylog saucer!"

"Great, they're leaving!"

"No, no, no, no, no! Rose you have to get up! You have to help me!"

"Why? What's a Gritylog?"

"You know all those myths about people getting abducted by aliens? Myths come from somewhere and in this case the myths come from the Gritylog. They're also where the human idea that aliens are little green men with black bulging eyes originated from."

"Mmm-hmm. What are we going to do?"

"Break into next door with my sonic screwdriver and prevent your next door neighbours from being abducted."

"You know, you could do that on your own."

"What? Aren't you going to come with me?"

"Yeah, course. Just teasing. We're a team right?"

"Oh, yes. Allons-y, Rose Tyler!"

"Where the hell of you two been?"

"Mum! We were going to tell you..."

"Yeah, course you were sweetheart! What happened? Doctor?"

"Nothing for you to worry about, Jackie. Just a little attempted abduction, but once I said I was a Time Lord they started worshipping me. And I said...Rose, tell her what I said!"

"That Sir Doctor and Dame Rose decree the Gritylog toddle off back to their mother ship and leave the Earth in peace!"

"Oh, you... What did they say back?"

"They didn't. They just left. Beamed up in with their super duper teleports! The neighbours will never know!"

"Good. Now get off to bed, the pair of you!"

"Night, Mum!"

"Night, sweetheart!"

"Night, Jackie!"

"Oh, get back to your bloody blue box!"

"Rose..."

"Night, Doctor."

"Can I stay in here? The TARDIS is a bit empty without you. I get...lonely."

"Yeah, I suppose it is a bit big to rattle round in all by yourself. Sleep on the floor if you want, but you'll have to face the wrath of my mother in the morning."

"Never mind. What we have to remember is that there are far scarier things in the universe than your mother."

"If you're staying, go to sleep. And Mum's not that bad!"

"Sorry."

"Mmmm..."

"Rose? Are you asleep...? Night, Rose. "