Chapter 1

Soi Fon sighed as she looked out over her squad. So pathetic she thought glancing over at her lieutenant the biggest idiot of them all. She was starting to se why Yoruichi Sama had left. Being a taicho in the Gotei 13 was so dull, even more so since the winter war ended. Soi Fon smiled softly as her mind went back to her goddess and her remarkable efforts in the winter war. Her smile vanished as she opened her eyes and gazed out over the pathetic excuse for a bunch of shinigami she had the misfortune to call her subordinates.

"OMAEDA HOW HARD IS IT TO DO A FEW GOD DAMN PUSH UPS?"

Omaeda groaned. "Not much taicho, but I wouldn't call 5000 a few push ups"

Soi Fon sighed muttering something about lazy god for nothing shinigami. She raised her head and widened her eyes as she saw a black cat sitting in a window near her office. She sighed.

"All right people Omaeda is in charge, I can't stand being near you losers anymore." And whit that she walked straight through the panting shinigami inside her office.

"Well little bee you certainly aren't giving your people much of a chance. 5000 push ups?"

Soi frowned. "How I train my troops is none of your business Yoruichi Sama." Soi Fon looked up and promptly looked away as her face went red of Yoruichi sitting completely naked on Soi's desk. "Yoruichi Sama could you please put on some clothes."

Yoruichi grinned as Soi drew a hand up to her nose to stop a nosebleed that she knew was coming.

"Aw but clothes are so confining" she pouted dragging up a bag of her regular clothing donning them quickly. "I have dressed now Soi you can stop covering your eyes" she called a while later smiling softly at Soi.

Soi looked up still blushing, but the nosebleed was gone, thank you very much. "So is there a reason you decided on visiting?"

Yoruichi smiled. "I was in the neighborhood so I decided to say hello to my little bee, is that a crime?"

Soi went out of her office into her own private kitchen getting 2 cups and a carton of milk. "Well no it's not a crime unless you are lying about it, so why are you really here?"

Yoruichi frowned as Soi returned giving her a; don't lie to me look. "Well you know me, always moving around. Things have been a bit moody in the living world; Kiske losing much in the war, he still hasn't forgiven himself for all the destruction he made making the hogyoku; I couldn't take the atmosphere anymore."

Soi nodded giving Yoruichi a glass and pouring it whit milk. She still didn't like Urahara all that much but she had to admit, the guy had earned a few points whit her during the war, enough to make her forget the hogyoku part, now it was mostly I hate you for taking Yoruichi glares she sent his way. She smiled; glad Yoruichi would stay whit her for a while.

"Want me to find a spare pillow for you? I know how you like sleeping in cat form."

"That's ok; I can snuggle up to you in stead." Soi cursed herself as she felt the blush coming back Yoruichi laughing as the nose blood made its comeback.