1. Frozen

McCoy can't believe how afraid he is when he tells Jim he's been in love with the other for a long time. His heart pounds, his face flushes and he is frozen to the spot. Luckily Kirk likes his prey immobile.

2. Grumpy

Not only Bones gets grumpy. Jim is very grumpy for instance when Leonard hogs all the sheets.

3. Novel

"I don't care how well recommended it is I'm not reading that smut Jim!" The doctor argues.

4. Superhero

James T Kirk is the hero of the Enterprise who saved the earth. Jim thinks he's nothing compared to his lover, 'cause if he's the hero then Bones is a Superhero.

5. Hyposprays

"Damnit Bones! That hurt!" Jim squeals after his bi-annual shots. "What? Don't I even get a lollipop for being a good boy?" Jim asks sarcastically. He is met by soft lips on his and then firm hand leading him out of sickbay. 'Damn…' is the only thought the Captain can comprehend.

6. Degree

McCoy's medical degree hangs on the wall of his tiny CMO's office along with several pictures of Joanna and one of Kirk.

7. Why

Bones often asks 'Why me?' Jim doesn't need to answer that question because the Doctor knows it's rhetorical.

8. Fear

McCoy fears outer space. Uhura fears not comprehending. Spock fears not being able to show his love. Chekov fears not being able to foresee what disasters the future may bring. Sulu fears not being in control. Scotty fears Klingons destroying his baby. Kirk fears loneliness.

9. Elvis

McCoy loves the music of the King. Jim vows to destroy this 'King' wherever he may be.

10. Honest

Jim really hates it when Leonard is brutally honest with him. He had only been joking when he asked if his butt looked big in his dress uniform.

11. Funeral

Leonard H McCoy had never been so remorseful at a funeral. 'If only I had of told him how I felt.' A single tear was permitted as he dropped white Acacia and Aloe flowers. No-one else understands the relevance of the flowers but he and Jim. Acacia represented secret love and Aloe grief. 'Goodbye Jim. I love you' He told the headstone.

12. Animal

Leonard once dreamt that he was a Parrot who had only been taught three phrases. Jim was an Eagle magnificent, majestic and as flamboyant as ever.

13. Opposite

McCoy had turned into a woman. He hadn't just cross dressed but he was physically and internally changed into a female human thirty-one year old. No-one can explain how it happened other that Bones calling the head Priestess of the matriarch of Venus XII a 'He-She'. Jim didn't mind that much, there were more bouncy parts to explore on FemmeBones. Jim liked. McCoy couldn't wait to be changed back.

14. Teams

Joanna had Bones wrapped around her little finger. Jim had Bones wrapped around his finger. Separate they were dangerous and most of the time got their own way. When they joined the same team Joanna and Jim were unstoppable.

15. Cook

Jim is an absolutely awful cook. Sometimes he even screws up using the replicator. But McCoy is always willing to try his damn awful dishes and even ask for seconds. He does it because he loves him.

Plus he has hyposprays for food poisoning.