I was at my friend's house one day and started writing a couple mini-fics. She got me started on writing about shadow heartless, cause if you think about it, they are freaking' adorable! Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

Notes: Implied yaoi.

The small adorable shadow heartless gathered around the table for their weekly plushy meeting. The little heartless placed their plushies down on the table and began their routine of admiration. The plushies consisted of Roxas, Sora, Riku, Hayner, Seifer, Axel, Zexion, Demyx, Saïx, Xigbar, Lexaeus, Luxord, Marluxia, Vexen, and last but not least, in the center, which they believed to be the most adorable, Xemnas. All the little heartless's eyes widened and stared in awe. They all began their ceremony, writing their names down and placing them in a hat so they could see who got which plushy this week. Each one, of course, hoped to get the most valued one of all. Their little hopes were crushed when there was a violent knock on the door. The petite shadows froze with fear and the door swung open. Xemnas stood in the doorway and he raised an eyebrow.

"Uhh… What are you guys doing?"

The shadows scrambled and attempted to quickly grab their plushies. They sank into the floor and quickly slipped away leaving a few plushies behind. Xemnas eyed the table and found that two of the plushies left were his own and Saïx's. He picked them up off the table and an idea occurred to him. He began playing with the plushies and he tried to imitate Saïx.

"Superior, I will do as you say!"

He made the Xemnas plushy get in the other plushy's face.

"Then get on all fours bitch!"

"Yes sir!"

Xemnas began to make his plush hump the Saïx plush. He imitated Saïx again.

"Oh yes superior! Fuck me har…"

Someone cleared their throat and Xemnas spun around. Saïx was leaning against the door frame and eyeing Xemnas with the plushies in his hands. He smirked.

"I thought I was topping tonight, 'superior'."