"Oh. My. God. What happened? Are you okay?!" I saw Sonny laying on the couch in her prop room looking really sad. I almost went up to her, but thought better of it and approached my cardboard cut-out instead.
"Not really, I-" Sonny started, but in order to avoid her tears and any other emotion, I made a break for fake-me.
I didn't hear her as she came up behind me.
"What are you doing here?" she put a hand on her hip. She is so hot when she's annoyed!
She caught me by surprise so while panicking, I improvised, "I am checking in on all my cut-outs," I realized for the first time that the cut-out had a beard drawn on it, "Obviously for good reason. So I guess I'll be seeing you at my party." I didn't want to let on about it but, I was pretty excited Sonny was coming to my party. I realized I was smiling and it would probably ruin my cover, but I couldn't help it.
"Yeah, as much I would love to come and bask in the glory of your chadness, I cant make it." WHAT?! I felt my face fall immediately.
"So y-you were the no? Y-you were the one person I invited who is n-n-not c-coming?" how could she do this to me? What was the point of inviting that blond girl if Sonny wasn't even coming?!
And more importantly, I was stuttering! Chad Dylan Cooper was at a loss for words! That never happens!
"Well my friend from Wisconsin is coming to town and-" oh, that was all? We can fix that! She can still come!
"tsk, so? Bring her to the party!" I know I kept talking, but I wasn't even paying attention to the words coming out of my mouth. I just wanted her to agree, and come to my party.
"Well, maybe you can understand it this way, Son-ny is not com-ing" this was no time for jokes!
Wait, was she serious?! Oh my god she was!
I saw her friend. She freaked. I left. Blah blah blah. I didn't even matter. Now thanks to her Sonny wasn't coming to see me. Or my party.
She showed up! I was so happy! She looked... amazing!
"Sonny! Glad you could make it! Did you bring a gift?" why did I say that?
"No-"
"Security!" what was I doing?! I don't waqnt her to leave!
"No Chad wait! Do this for the spirit of friendship! Please!" Friendship? THAT is why she wanted to be here? She could be so frustrating. Leave it to me to want the one girl I cant have. But I sort of think that's why I like her.
"No." please stay anyway!
"Fine, for me?" How did she get to me like this? 'for her'? Where did that coe from? Did she plan this sorta thing to torture me with?
"Of course." I know this isn't very me, but I couldn't take it! She looked at so miserably.... I panicked! Seems like she's been doing that to me a lot today. Not to mention, am I the only one who has noticed how hot she is when she's sad?
"Thank you!" Damn. She's hot when she's happy too. When will this madness end?
She looked like she wanted to hug me, but changed her mind and instead she held out her hand. I took it and pulled her towards me. I think that hug lasted just a moment too long.
"Sonny," I started, "this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. And I don't mean just me! You're pretty cute yourself."
"Aww! Chad! Then I guess you're pretty cute too!" she walked away to go find her friend. Hold on, 'I guess'?!
"Wait sonny, you 'guess'?! I know! So does everyone else!" she was already too far away to here me over the music.
"who are you talking to?" a reporter said from behind me. Suddenly an idea struck me.
"Oh... my, um... my girlfriend! You know her, Sonny Monroe." She was going to kill me! But she'd have to stop by The Falls first. And that meant a visit from a very angry, very sexy Sonny Monroe. That in itself would be worth it.
I know it's short. It'll probably be a two shot.