ChocolatexCheese : Thank you very much. I had to finish my 15 page paper before I could write this so it is very late and I had a drabble in my head that I had to get out.

Lorelei : At least I didn't drop it. And thank you so very much!

Here is the omake, I hope it makes you laugh or at least smile.

Toilets-

Phoenix pulled on his bright yellow rubber gloves with a loud snap. He pulled on a surgical mask and made sure it was secure before picking up his bucket of cleaning supplies. He then grabbed his trusty toilet brush.

"Okay! I'm going in!' He said like he was on a mission.

"Yeah you can do it! You'll be fine!" Maya said cheering him on. She smiled and patted him on the back reassuringly.

Phoenix then went into the bathroom.

Maya put her hands on cheeks dreamily. "I love a man who likes to clean toilets." Her expression quickly changed to a smirk. 'Because I'm not going to do it.' She added in her head.

Pro Bono-

Phoenix quickly torn open his bank statement; like a kid on Christmas morning. But unlike a child on Christmas morning he began to weep.

Maya looked over his shoulder while she munched on chips. Once she saw the amount she began to giggle. Even she had more than that in the bank.

"I love a man who does Pro-Bono!" She said with a smile. 'Because now I can get free legal advice…' She thought.

Phoenix looked over at her. "That reminds me…" He began to smile like an evil mastermind with a plan.

Maya gasped. "No way! You're going to bill your girlfriend?" She put her hands on her hips and puffed her cheeks out.

Phoenix laughed weakly. "I guess not…" He sighed sadly, very , very sadly.

Turnabout-

Maya picked up a paper and opened it the court section. She smiled when she saw a picture of Phoenix pointing and objecting to something. She quickly read the article and hugged it.

"I love a guy who can turnabout anything!" She smiled and folded the paper up. She turned her head when Phoenix came in the door. "Nick! Let's get some burgers tonight!" She said in a chipper tone.

Phoenix smiled and nodded in agreement. "Sure! It is your turn to pay anyway."

Maya pouted. "No, I paid last time!" She crossed her arms and smiled smugly. She was bluffing. This always worked and then she got Phoenix to treat her.

Phoenix smiled back at her and took out his wallet. "Take that!" He said showing her a receipt for the last time they went to dinner. It had his signature at the bottom.

Maya gasped. "Objection!" She yelled and pointed her finger at him. He really could turnabout any situation.

Can't hold his liquor-

Phoenix was slumped over the kotatsu. His face red and he was passed out, drooling on the table. A large, empty bottle of sake was not too far away on floor while an empty glass was in front of him.

Maya was helping Pearl tie the obi of her kimono before they went to the New Year's Day party.

The two spirit mediums went into the guest room and found Phoenix in his current state. Maya poked his cheek with her umbrella. Pearl started to get worried.

"Mystic Maya! Is Mr. Nick dead?!" She started to shake the drunken man.

Maya laughed. "I love a man who can't hold his liquor." She bent down and moved her lips close to his cheek. "Nick!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. Phoenix woke with a startle and almost fell backward. He put a hand on his head and Pearl started to tear up. Maya just laughed.

"You're still drunk from last night Nick? What kind of man are you?" She asked teasing him.

"A man who is hung over…" He said and rubbed his forehead.

AN: Only four. I had six ideas but the words wouldn't come out. I have an idea for another hilarious story. I'm not sure if should be a one shot or multichapter. Anyway thank you very much for reading!

Lorelei that toilet one was for you.

Oh yeah and doesn't your paper have a court section? –totally made that up-

My favorite picture is of a drunken Phoenix in the fan book. Gosh. He always gets drunk he has a low tolerance.